Megan Fox: GQ Magazine, July 2009 - Bigger & More Pics!!!
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
We previously gave you a sample of Megan Fox's latest GQ cover and this time we got bigger scans of all the photos in the magazine. As if we didn't need more Megan Fox on the site, right?
ok seriously, enough with this overrated trailer park skanky ass ho. i dont just mean here, i mean hollywood and the media. let her go back to what she knows best, sucking dicks and pricing items at walmart.
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you're fucking retarded, what's with your weird obsession with numbers?
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WHOA, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? R U THE SAME PEOPLE KEEPS HARASSING ME? IF SO, GET OUT!!! I DON'T WANT U HERE!!!
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Dude. It's simple logic. Act normal and we won't take the piss out of you.
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"Act normal and we won't take the piss out of you." - No different wants to hear "delcusional disorder". :@
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WHAT? SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU WORTHLESS ASSHAT.
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ok but how much you don't want me (us) here, more like 50.9999994343898989% or maybe closer to 90.343234343343935985938592385985985850958985293%?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
+15.7827636352891% i agree with statement that make my pants tight. i can has juice box and watch spongebob?
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I believe Oswald Bates said it best:
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That statement has left a mushroom stamp on my psyche. I never knew that the way that I menstruate could lead to elective dysfunction in my mammaries. It's so obvious that the secretions that I injest are related to my status in this world. If you will excuse me, I must orally...I mean anally assess this situation of which was left me on my knees, doggy style.
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The pancreatic philosophy of your words, ya understand, has syphilized the shaft, ya dig, and opened my mucol membrane, ya understand, to a world... oh yesss, a world of nocturnal commission. So you see my sista... the edipus of the platypus is purely metamucil.
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I understand. That is quite a load of vaginal dysentary.
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Dudes...I have a headache now! Since when was a college degree required at the Bastardly? LOL!
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SINCE I GOT HERE.
RAAAAAAAAAAWR
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What secretions did you ingest?
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She's still hot but she is sooo desperate and obvious. There's no mystery about her whatsoever.
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hot, but trashy, and she looks like she'd be really boring in bed. people like her are all talk and no play...desperate...
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seriously go fucking kill yourself if you have anything bad to say about this chick... you shouldnt be reading her quotes anyway, she's a chick, who cares what she has to say... she's smoking hot thats all that matters...
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your mother
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Yowsa! @ pic 14!!
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She really should do playboy; can't wait for that!
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I would bathe in bleach after even shaking her hand!
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are u freaking serious???...this girl is sooo hot, after shaking her hand, i'd probably go and have fun with it, she this chick is HOT and that is all that is to it,
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She's hottest women in hollywood too.
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I didn't know that there's more than one of her.
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she is almost perfect yet guys hate on her
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i guess its obvious that we all have a different definition of perfect or "Almost perfect"
mine is Kate Beckinsale.
if your into that skanky trashy look, thats all good, but, i personally am not. plus i dont appreciate when talentless people get by in hollywood.
but like i always say, to each their own. just compare whom I and Goliano as one example find attractive. different strokes for different folks.
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Whether you like her or not is a different matter. I personally think she's cool and sarcastic and people just can't stomach that she talks straight and doesn't give a fuck.
However, you've got to be very, very prejudiced not to recognize that she's a beautiful.
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so, wait, im prejudice cause i think shes ugly? i do not in anyway find her attractive. how am i prejudice? so are YOU prejudice when you dont think someone is attractive? cmon dude, everyone is entitled to their opinion....
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No, prejudice because you clearly don't like her. If I think someone's ugly then I say just that. But it takes plenty of hate to spout all those insults in your first post.
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talentless people in hollywood do that to me. if she wasnt sucking the right dick in hollywood, THATS what i HONESTLY think she would be doing. liek i always say about Hayden Pant, if she wasnt fucking and sucking people that are closet pedos in hollywood, she would be asking me if i wanted fries with that before blowing her married 37 year old manger at mcdonalds. basically, talentless people that shouldnt be where they are just take me there. sorry.
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We're not talking about her talent but about her looks. I said that you probably don't recognize that she's pretty because because you hate her for other reasons.
But if you wanna talk about her talent... She got her break thanks to her looks and that's obviously what she has based her career on so far. Is that really so bad considering she's only done one or two real movies? You can't seriously judge acting talent based on a Michael Bay movie, give her a few years. I'll happily join you if she doesn't prove herself by then.
But hating so much on a young woman because she's taken advantage of her looks in the most superficial industry in the world isn't what I call normal.
By the way, it's truly ironic that you call her trashy, while spouting stuff like "let her go back to what she knows best, sucking dicks".
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phillip you are absolutely right she is so overrated,plastic boring,no talent slut.
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it's one thing to not like her but to think she's ugly is blasphemous...u are a fool. a blind, retarded fool. you may scrutinize her as being trashy, whorish, whatever but you must at the least acknowledge that she is attractive. it's obvious how skewed ur perception of beauty is...you have a huge, blatant crush on ashley tisdale. WOW. she is one of the ugliest women in hollywood, without a doubt. and many people find her borderline hideous. my asshole after i take a shit looks better than her face. you are a faggot. point blank.
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yeah, cause megan fox is in ANYWAY better looking than Kate Beckinsale or Grace Kelly.... either one of them has or had more class or beauty in one molecule of their body than a hundred Megan Foxes EVER could.
and im the one whose a blind retarded fool....
come back and talk to me when she doesnt look like a 15 dollar a blowjob back room crackhead stripper at the seediest club in Atlantic City....
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It's one thing to say that Kate Beckinsale and Grace Kelly are/were hotter than Megan Fox. But you have called Megan Fox physically "ugly." That's ridiculous.
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"it's obvious how skewed ur perception of beauty is"
Are you crazy? No one, and I mean no one can please everybody, Megan Fox is no exception. Some people will find her gorgeous, other won't, that's only natural. That's why there's a saying that states "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
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claps. thank you. glad to see SOMEONE "gets" it....
funny someone mentioned my like for ashley tisdale... where do i EVER confront someone in a tisdale thread like these Megan Fox people?
people are entitled to their opinion no matter how "skewerd" they think it is... and trust me, read some of my comments on Kim Karmanshean.... im confused, but at least i "understand"
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Yeeaaahhh, Exactly what mass said dawg, why can't these people comprehend and have their denial abate once and for all? Yes, why must those who concur upon someone like Ashley Tisdale's appearance obsitinately deny that of Megan Fox's beauty? I swear, those kind of appearance match ups confuse the living hell out of me due to how it is completely an inaccurate comparison of the two opponents. Please I ask of all those who agree Ashley's looks exceed megan fox's, do me a favor and attempt to put a picture of each side by side, and if you still feel the same way...there is something wrong..
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funny how fast we forgot the side by side with Vanessa Hudgens... what did she win by? 1 percent? its funny how shes only 22 and her "beauty" is already slipping.
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What more evidence do you need by looking at a next to flawless face? I honestly don't understand it and probably never will..and just because you say her beauty is slipping does not even contribute to the fact that what you say is accurate. You seriously have to be on crack to deny she is attractive..If you saw a girl like that walk past you, I bet all the money in the world you would look twice
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and if megan really perturbs you THAT much, why do you even bother looking at her pictures and commenting on her posts? it must burn your eyes looking at her, since she's so ostentasiously "ugly," right? why don't you go back to masturbating to ashley's insipid underwear pix or better yet her new revolutionary music video. slap the shit out of your chode for me...think about tisdale till your balls are dry. do us all a favor.
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to quote what i said before...
"basically, talentless people that shouldnt be where they are just take me there."
i find it funny everyone zero's in on my tisdale love, but not Kate Beckinsale, or Grace Kelly, or Christian Milian, or Kristen Bell. its ALWAYS tisdale.
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Aww, man, you like Milian and Bell, too? Something's not right around here. LOL
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LOL what happened to "dont get used to it? LMAO....
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LOL No more predictions from me... especially not in the Finals. LOL
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That poll? It was Megan's worst look ever and she still won.
Beauty is indeed in the eye of beholder, but there is also a thing called taste.
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so wait, i have bad taste cause i think kate beckinsale and grace kelly are the most beautiful and classy women to ever walk the planet... but you have good taste cause you think that about Megan Fox?
funny, ive never seen Grace Kelly or Kate Beckinsale EVER look like a 2 dollar crackwhore.
dude, if thats what you like... thats what you like.
and whats funny, sure i liek tisdale, and you might think shes ugly, but funny, you put her and fox out on the street, who do u think more people was the hooker for hire?
but thats classy and tasteful.
looking like a used trailer park crack skank.
hey you are entitled to your opinion...as am i.
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I think Beckinsale is very pretty and I think Grace Kelly was beautiful (although I am more of an Audrey Hepburn man myself). No argument here.
Tisdale isn't pretty and while theoretically you are entitled to think otherwise, most people with good taste would probably disagree with you.
The same people would most likely agree that Megan Fox is attractive. I think you're being silly by calling her skanky or whatever. I have no idea where you get it from. My best (albeit still poor) guess is that you confuse sexuality with whorishness.
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i suggest i'll dig it on pg #14 instead, pg #13 is alright.
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Oh crap, my keyboard just got a whole lot stickier. Damn it Megan!
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Amazing. Hottest woman in the world.
How can any straight man look at these pics and then bash her is beyond me.
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Kate Beckinsale? She's alright. She doesn't smolder like Megan does. This girl is the hottest in Hollywood.
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I bet that jealous whore d55 is gonna come in here and bash the hell out of Megan. its ok d55, i warn you in advance, we dont care about megan fox's personality. she's dumb as a box of nails and shes desperate for attention but her beauty and sex appeal are undeniable so dont even bring up her personality.
guys love her, girls hate her. and it obvious why she brings out so much hate.
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You're a fucking obsessive creep for bringing me into this shit when I have not even typed anything on here, when a bunch of people above already talked shit but you have not replied to any of them, which means that you want to get my attention and reply, you misreable, desperate, pencil dicked virgin bastard.
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Its not hard to understand why she would be such a hateful and jealous person seeing as nature, unfortunately, was not very kind with her. I'd hate myself too if I had to look in the mirror everyday and see her ugly reflection looking back at me. The funniest thing about d55 is that she is delusional and actually dares to call herself beautiful after insulting so many people when half of the people she calls ugly are ten times better looking then she could ever dream of being.
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lol!!!! i know, definitely. that bitch has a nasty fat chipmunk face with a gaping retard mouth, ugly retard color contact eyes, and a unibrow...... so hilarious that she has the nerve to say other people are ugly when shes pretty fuglayy herself
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Bitch would be your name, you jealous cunt...let's see your pic
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yeah, jealous of what??? please tell me what im jealous of because you clearly dont have much going on for you in the looks department... but of course youre delusional and narcissistic so it doesnt matter what anyone says. by your logic, youre the jealous one, since you never have anything nice to say about anyone..... you were dumb enough to post your pic on some random site, so deal with the negative feedback
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I can't tell you what you're jealous of because i am not in your head. God knows what you're jealous of...i dont know my long hair, my hour-glass shape, my eyes, my smile, my face...there is a lot of things to be jealous of in that pic if the bitch is as ugly as like you so it makes it hard to specify but if you post a pic, i can tell you exactly what you're jealous of.
"by your logic, youre the jealous one, since you never have anything nice to say about anyone"
More like d55, you never give compliments to uglies so us uglies feel worse about ourselves because we're desperate enough to be hurt by the comments of a complete stranger...it especially hurts when we know you're good looking so we know the harsh comments are coming from a credible source.
"you were dumb enough to post your pic on some random site, so deal with the negative feedback"
More like I was brave and confident enough to put my pic on a site because i don't care what jealous bitches will have to say so i don't have to deal with the negative feedback.
I have thick skin...that happens when you're confident and know your own value.
Now, are you done venting off since i seem to represent every pretty girl that you hate but can't just walk up to and talk shit about to their face? LOL
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lmao. Delusional, much? you're ugly... stop pretending to be so confident. if you were confident then you wouldnt feel the need to put everyone down to feel better about yourself. hourglass shape? more like cone shape... you have big shoulders and no ass. your eyes are ugly, and clearly you agree since you wear color contacts... your face looks like a chipmunk... and your hair is long, big fucking deal.... get over yourself
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God damn. Can a bitch make it any more obvious? You're about to explodeeee...so people see me in real life, as well, which means that i am not confident? So whenever you're ok showing yourself to others, it automatically means you're not confident? You're just ugly and can't show yourself so you use reserve psychology. These are old tricks.
"if you were confident then you wouldnt feel the need to put everyone down to feel better about yourself"
Have you seen the name of the website, you ugly whore, have you? The name of the website is called bastardly, not selfgrowtth dot com, not but-i-am-beautiful-and-jesus loves me com, not inner-beauty dot come so if you can't deal with it, get the fuck out.
"hourglass shape? more like cone shape... you have big shoulders and no ass."
yeah, i have an hour-glass figure, and i think i'd know my own shape better than you...also, 34-24-34 is also a pretty good indicator that i have an hour-glass shape.
"your eyes are ugly, and clearly you agree since you wear color contacts..."
They are not ugly, and i wear contacts because i dont wanna wear glasses, and my contacts enhance my eye color, what is wrong with that?
"your face looks like a chipmunk"
a hot chipmunk ;)
"and your hair is long, big fucking deal."
you're bald, aren't you?
LMAO. Ok, i enjoyed this. You are trying to make me feel bad about myself but it won't work. I promise you it won't. You think it must and that somehow and eventually, you can get to me but it does not work; it can't work...i know it's hard for you to even imagine and believe me since you're so easily hurt by comments that a stranger makes (not even about your looks but on other celebs, which means my comments relate to you, as well).
Lastly, put up a pic LOL
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aw dont be mean. everybody knows a womans attractiveness is based on the length of her hair and d55s is long. therefore she automatically has a beautiful face and is the hottest babe to walk the planet...because her hair is long ;)
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LMAO....here we go again...put up a pic, you jealous skank
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And why you keep insisting on people who find you U.G.L.Y to put up a picture?
Do you actually think that if they do, no matter how they look like, it will make you less U.G L.Y?
Please explain.
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i hate to tell you, Dam is FAR from ugly, she is actually very attractive.
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AlinaMaria put it beautifully
"she is sooo desperate and obvious. There's no mystery about her whatsoever."
spot on.
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You can never have too much of Megan Fox...
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I think I love her more and more everyday.
I am moving to Hollywood to become a movie exec in 3...2..1..
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She looks like a maneater. I bet she can make you cum without even touching you.
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wasnt liking her recently
especially since she's been letting shit come out of her mouth as well
but she won me back with this pics, those nasty tattoos really ruin some of the pics sadly
hopefully she'll look good at her premieres, she better not let the stylist who dresses her for the mtv movie awards dress her this time
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Erm, she looks alright in these, but I highly doubt her waist is 22 inches and these just prove it.
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Mmm Mmmm MMM! Yes, Mega Fox, you fail to disappoint, yet a find those needing to find meticulous flaws in you incredibly irritating, I will ignore if for the sake of them in denial of your ostensible beauty. For the love of god people, the woman is fucking hot..what more do you need to unanimously appease every demographic? We need to accept the blatant fact this girl is rocking all the right things in all the right places.. Nough said..
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she looks like she's had her nose done, her lips injected and her breasts done; am i right?
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yes you are right.
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hahaha I love the shit slinging goin on in here and Megan Fox is like Jess Alba. Everywhere for five years then poof irrelevant.
QUEENSLANDER!!!
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I dont know if it the lighting or if her pants r a little 2 high, but her body doesnt look as sexy as is tranformers or the other bikini movie. I STIll cummed to her 4 times.
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Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale are the two hottest women on the planet. Kate is classier, but Megan is sexier. It's a tie, so the only way to pick a winner is to decide which woman has nicer feet. The winner is.....Megan.
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what about your wife?
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I'd take her over Kate and Megan.
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As if. If you loved her so much then why carry on like a schoolboy jacking off to hot women on the internet 24/7? You make me sick. Im sure if your wife and her friends and family saw all the sickeningly adoring shit you wrote about Kate and Megan and all the others, she'd feel humiliated. Youre a married man with kids, youre not a fucking 19 year old horndog frat boy anymore. Grow the fuck up and start acting like a married man with kids. Untill then, i call bullshit on you taking your wife over kate and megan. And yeah, dont give me that tired all men fantasize about other chicks BS. Have some respect for your wife.
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I don't see anything wrong with ACE saying Kate and Megan are 2 hottest women on the planet, that has nothing to do with his wife. A man does not want to marry a woman because he thinks she's HOT but because he thinks she'd be a good wife and a good mother. Do you think my husband married me because he thought I was the hottest thing on the planet? No, absolutely not, I'd not mind it if he told me he finds Megan super sexy. You CAN love and respect your spouse and find other people sexually attractive.
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Yes yes, i know you can love and respect your spouse and find other people sexually attractive. Thats simple human nature. However there comes a point where the fucking line has to be drawn. Tell me honestly Leni, how good would you feel if your husband publicly declared that Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox were the two hottest women on the planet with no mention of you, his doting wife? You might laugh it off and make it into a joke so as not to seem like a hysteriacl and jealous cunt, but inside you wouldnt feel so hot about yourself would you? Really and truly you wouldnt. So yes, while its perfectly fine and natural to find others sexy and maybe even fantasize about them in the depths of your own mind, letting your spouse know that she isnt the center of your universe is not right at all. Its just a question of respect and loyalty.Ace is an immature twat who needs to learn some respect before he loses the woman he married for good. What are you gonna do when your loving wife files for divorce and takes the kids ACE? Stay on this here website jerking it over hot chicks you dont stand a chance with. LOL, what a sad, pathetic stereotype.
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I get it what you say but what about masturbating to porn vids? What's the difference between fantasizing about having sex with lets say Megan Fox and jacking off while watching porn looking at porn stars? My husband watches porn and so do I, neither of us sees it as a reason to get a divorce, just saying, of course he's not like "I wish you were as hot as this or that girl" but it's not like ACE praises Kate or Megan and shows his comments to his wife throwing it in her face, I just think there's nothing wrong with saying people other than your wife or husband are hot. I do think over 90% of men on this site are in relationship yet constantly say "I'd fuck her" or "I'd hit it" about women that are posted on here, at least ACE's more of a gentleman :)
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just to add sth, I'm not about to argue, just saying my opinion, I respect yours and agree with what you say to some extent.
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Game, Set, Match: Leni.
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Why do you care more about my celebrity crushes than my wife does?
I also said I'd take my wife over Kate and Megan. Do I need a disclaimer stating I'd take my wife over any of the celebrity women that I comment on?
What's this top ten thing? Did I win something?
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I don't know what it is...but I'm top 20 and so's Leni. Goli's top 10.
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I hope it's about age thing, you know people under 30 are the top 20 and over 30 are top 10......
ahahahahaha, LMFAO, yes I know it's not that but still I'd laugh so hard if it was truth, ahaahha
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>_<
I'm 23....I'm 23...I'm 23....
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no way......ME TOO :D
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Leni...I was excited about my top 10 status until I read your comment. :(
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I'm a top 10, too! Woo!
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Sure you said it. But did you mean it? Like fuck you did! It was said as an obligated afterthought, you shit.
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SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.
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Oh sorry. I wasnt aware you owned the place, Miss Caitie.
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No, but you need to just shut the fuck up. You're done, you've made a total ass of yourself and you're outnumbered. So do us all a favor, go unchain your wife and beat her some more. Kthxbai
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Yeah, im outnumbered by the Bastardly goons. Mama help me, im askeered!
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So that's who you call your "wife". Gotcha.
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ACE...For some reason the unmarried asses on here seem to think marriage equals blindness. I'm sure your lovely wife thinks male celebrities are hot and you're okay with that.
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Rhonda, my wife only has eyes for me and she doesn't look at male celebrities. lol
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Riiiiight...of course she doesn't.
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Who the fuck cares what you call? Deal with the log in your own eye before you go lookin' for the splinter in someone else's. Fuckin' internet busy bodies... who needs 'em!?
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Your opinion is null and void to me. You lead an empty life, devoid of the simple pleasurs like hearing your baby girl call you dada for the first time, or going to the park to play ball with your son, or coming home from a hard days work to a beautiful wife, good food and sparkling conversation with real life people. Your life involves hitting the refresh button. You arent a a family man, so i dont give a damn what you have to say on the subject. I treat my wife, the glorious woman who bore my children, like a queen and couldnt even contemplate coming on here and talking about how some other chicks are the hottest women to ever walk the planet. Thats fucking sick.
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i call bullshit has no clue. seriously. i love my girlfriend more than i have EVER loved anyone before her.
weather i think anyone is better looking than her or not is inconsequencial. WHY? cause, Ashley Tisdale is hot, as is Emma Watson, and anyone else on my top 10, but, from what i have read about them, none of them are on a personal level nearly as amazing as my girlfriend.
maybe its just me, but in the past ive gone out with hot women, but, when they are complete idiots or airheads, i have broke it off cause there IS more than sex and looks in a relationship.
so, in a world when i could date Ashley Tisdale or Emma Watson or Kate Beckinsale, Etc, etc, et al, there is NO ONE i would choose to be with over my girlfriend.
I Call Bullshit obviously hasnt experianced real life relationships, or if they have, is way to jealous and takes themselves WAY to seriously.
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Now see....this is the Phil I remember. I like this Phil.
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That's what I said.....men (normally) don't marry women they think are HOT but marry those who are good wifey material, even if that woman is far from perfect looks wise.
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I dont care about your newest vapid relationship with some girl you think you love. When youve been happily married for 12 years then come back at me with something useful to say kid.
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How about this? I've been married for eight years now and let me tell you, if all the celebs I found attractive showed up on my doorstep and wanted to have an insane Baccanalian orgy, I'd turn them down...because I love my husband that much. He puts up with my insane bullshit and doesn't even bat an eyelash and he's always been there for me. And that's more important than looks or money or dick size. He is literally my Prince Charming and I'm his Cinderella. Now, before you go off all half-cocked spouting off some bullshit, let me just say that right now, you're outnumbered by about 4-5:1. And we're all in good relationships & marriages. So do me a favor and eat my raw gash and jog on. Thank you and have a spiffy day.
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You don't know what I am and I'm not about to tell you. I will tell you this, however, I don't go around inserting myself into other peoples lives, spewing bullshit advice based on uninformed conclusions, that no one asked me for in the first place. I've got my own life to be concerned with, else I'd be doing exactly what you are... living vicariously thru their's. Now go tell your son, daughter and beautiful wife I said that, over your good food. If your "sparkling conversation" with them is anything like it is here, I'm sure all three will wolf down their dinner in order to get the hell away from your boring insipid ass before they vomit.
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Man, fuck you. Ive seen enough on this shit website to know exactly what you are. Maybe one day you'll grow up and get a real life girlfriend. Untill then STFU. I appreciate youve got ACE's back, but really, nobody cares about your opinion. This was nothing to do with you.
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i think u should post some pictures of yourself. why? cause apparently you are under the belief that your wife doesnt find ANY OTHER MAN alive attractive... which makes you the most attractive man alive by default.
that being said, you prolly keep your wife locked up in a basement, because there is not ONE PERSON alive that hasnt said or thought "he/she is an attractive man/women."
about someone else than their wife or husband or boyfriend girlfriend etc..... you are delusional my man. very delusional.
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I find other women attractive. I think all women posess a certain beauty that should be admired. However, i keep that strictly to myself to save hurting the wifes feelings and diregarding our marriage vowels. To love, honor and respect. Theres nothing respectful about praising some skank and in the process putting down your wife who loves you. Its not worth it. Does my wife find other men attractive? I have not a doubt in my mind she does, as she is only human. She never tells me of these crushes though, and always makes me feel like the only man in the world, which is exacty how you should treat your spouse. She's respectful and loving enough to spare my feelings, just as i do with hers.
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What, so you don't indulge in role play? Man, you're missing out.
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Role play never appealed. My wife and i have a thoroughly satisfying sex life, thank you. We dont need gimmicks.
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Yeah sounds like you're really open with each other...
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Their idea of sexual exploration is sex through a gunnysack with a hole in it.
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We tried that once...didnt really like it though. The gunny sack rubbed me raw. Chafing's a bitch.
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why do i picture this dude as Chapelle's White Sterotype in that Trading Spouses bit?
"u want me to take your pants off"
"no just pull it out the hole in the pajama bottoms"
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Because you watch far too much tv and have a very limited imagination.
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actually i dont watch enough, and, trust me, you have no clue about the extent of my imagination.
if you only knew about the things i was thinking of doing to your wife...
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Pity for you she isnt into pale, bald, fat, ugly, crude and low class pieces of human waste.
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yeah your right, she wouldnt like me. i dont feel the need to lie in a relationship to make myself feel secure, and my IQ is obviously too high.
funny thing about the keeping things from each other and not being able to be honest, how many cocks you think shes sucked but has "kept" from you cause it might "hurt your feelings"
funny how that works...
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"However, i keep that strictly to myself to save hurting the wifes feelings and diregarding our marriage vowels."
hey genius... isnt LYING TO YOUR WIFE Disregarding your wedding vows? keeping things from your wife is LYING.
u are a genius... cause u know, i go to my girlfriend all the time, nothing would make me happier than having Emma Watson sit on my face while Ashley Tisdale rode my cock till i had an orgasm inside her.
and even if my girlfriend KNOWS i have athing for Tisdale or whomever, we TRUST EACH OTHER ENOUGH TO SHARE THAT...
you on the other hand are LYING to your wife, and NOT trusting your in a good enough relationship that saying that Megan Fox is hot to your wife, wouldnt do anything TO IT.
dude, its obvious, to me at least, that the only person your trying to convince is YOURSELF.
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Denial: It's Not Just A River in Egypt Anymore!
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LMFAO....
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I dont want to fuck any other woman though. I have no desire other than that of making love to my wife. I can acknowledge when a woman is attractive, yes, but does that mean i want to ejaculate in her mouth, ass or pussy? Hell fucking no.
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wow, and i believe you just accused ME of having a very limited imagination. we have ALL SAID given the chance we wouldnt give up our respective interests for these celebrities... funny, you must be Mr. Perfect, cause you havent EVER "Talked shit" in yoru life than huh?
and you still didnt answer the post i made that you responded to... you know, how keeping things from your wife is lying and AGAINST your wedding vows, and how apparently, you feel you NEED to keep these things from your wife cause, well, its obvious your relationship isnt as solid as you think. all of us can comment to our respective others about "Celebrites" and, it sure seems like everyone else, like me, has NO Issues in their relationships... funny, how you have to LIE and break wedding vows to get the same security in YOURS.
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"There's nothing respectful about praising some skank and in the prosecc putting down your wife who loves you" - WHAT!!?? It's ALL IN YOUR HEAD, you don't have to go to your wife and tell her you had a wet dream about for example Salma Hayek, but THINKING about fucking other woman DO NOT mean you put down your wife, if you think so you feel guilty about fantasizing about other women, that's not normal. Wanting to have sex with some sexy woman is different than actually have sex with the object of your fantasies. When you fantasize about fucking the shit out of other woman your wife DOES NOT KNOW about it, so how's that putting her down?
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Man up, bitch. You're an unregistered punkass with no cred.
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Eugh you people make me sick with your sanctimonious bullshit. What, do you think we're all asexual? That we don't feel sexual attraction to anyone other than our spouses or significant others? You need to join the real world. Yes, I find some celebrities attractive but I wouldn't even consider cheating on my boyfriend because he's perfect in my eyes. Does that make me a disgusting whore? If so then i guess i can join the other 99.9% of people who think the same on this planet and we can all be massive monogamous whores together. Stop being so infantile and dramatic.
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Dream on, troll. The truth is you know what I choose to let you know. And as far as whose opinion anyone cares about on this subject, Caitie said it all. Get over yourself, chump.
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Damn, i must have really hit a nerve with you pathetic, insecure, promiscuous misfits. I found happiness with my wife, she found happiness with me. Im sorry you are all so fucking unsatisfied with the people you are supposed to love. Have fun 'LOVIN' each others comments. Losers.
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That's right, tuck your tail between your legs and go back to your basement and sniffing your mama's panties, fucker.
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Only in your dreams, you sour, twisted, bitter, unnapealing whore. You really are so deluded as to think you somehow own this place arent you? God, i fucking pity your husband.
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You should be a comedian. My favourite was when you called everyone 'promiscuous misfits'. No sarcasm here, i actually LOLd at the drama in that sentence. How do you know that when you go to work, your wife isn't effing the mail/post/milk man? No relationship is perfect or 100% guaranteed. Maybe your wife wants to share her sexual fantasies with you but you're just too selfish to embrace them. Shame on you.
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That's funny. No one pities my husband. Let's just say if shit goes sour, he's very well taken care of. That and I'm very good in bed, not to brag or anything. And I'm a good cook. And I have no gag reflex. Does your wife have no gag reflex? I think she does...because every time she goes down on you, she tastes shit from when you were fucking the dog.
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Thou doest protest much about having a wife. As with sex, those who get it don't need to constantly yap about it.
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"Damn, i must have really hit a nerve"
That's one helluva a d55ism, right there... have y'all met? I'm just sayin'. Heh heh
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LMFAO... WERE insecure, but YOUR the one who cant tell your wife you think another female is attractive?!?!
YOUR the one who ADMITS to lying to his wife?
dude, LMFAO... its funny how peopel reveal SO much about themselves when trying to attack others...OVER THE INTERNET WHOM THEY DONT KNOW.
dude, i hate to tell you, the things you THINK you believe and know about anyone of us, and anyone of OUR relationships, pretty much lets us all know what you REALLY think about yours.
Projecting much?
Caitie is the expert tho, how close would you say my theory is?
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HEY!
*kicks his leg*
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what? he said you "own" this site and then said you "run" this site.... so i assumed you were the be all end all when it came to comments on the site....like God, or goddess as it may be, of the bastardly? so i figured, that would make you the expert of "everything" on the bastardly...
LOL it wasnt what you thought dude....
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Oh. Sorry.
Well, I think you're spot on. Since I am the high priestess of this site and I run it and own it and it is an extension of my own sick psyche, I'd have to say that Mr. McCrackin is correct on all fronts. Now, if you'll excuse me...I will now use my Bastardly powers to give I Call Bullshit a hearty case of Beastman AIDS.
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id suggest theres a good chance with teh fact he admits that he and his wife keep things from each other, he might already have itn cause god only knows how many other dicks shes riding...
man, i feel bad for him, being in a marriage or relationship you cant be honest with your significant other, especially about something as inane as thinking a celebrity is attractive, i wonder if his kids are even his.... god id hate to be in a relationship where i felt the only way to be secure and happy was a dire need to lie and keep things from my significant other.
thats really so sad. im gonna say a prayer for him.
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Me too.
My husband frequently talks about how fucking hot he thinks Halle Berry is and he's well aware of my deep seated love of Kristen Bell.
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Well good for you two AHEM...lovebirds. How AHEM...roamntic. LOL
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*romantic*
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I Call Bullshit, is that you?
http://www.moejackson.com/2008-shawn-johnson-returns-from-the-olympics-h...
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whats up with her belly button, tiny little slit way over to her right. weird.
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HONESTLY SHE HAS NO WAIST SHE LOOKS A BIT LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN
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"I'd rather have a wild and promiscuous image than go out of my way to be proper all the time."
First, she really needs to learn to keep her mouth closed; nothing but idiocy comes out of it. Second, no one has mistaken her for a lady so she does not need to worry about appearing "proper all the time".
She's good to look at, but the more I hear from her, the uglier she gets.
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i think shes hot
but why does she keep claiming to be wild?
wtf has she done thats made her a "wild child"?
what get a couple tattoos?
please my 50 year old aunt jus got a tattoo.
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when she gets off her high horse she is going to break her neck, jesus can u be more egocentric
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very beautiful
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I Call Bullshit - What's your real issue with me? This really can't be about you thinking I'm disrespectful to my wife, because I think Megan and Kate are the hottest women on the planet.
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You should be getting your answer shortly since you-know-who is no longer on the online user list.
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well, it can take some time since you-know-who is probably busy making yet another account......lol
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Either that or she's having problems with the straitjacket buckles.
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It's one of those...at least my little brother isn't on.
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Ya! I left Carl with Taylor Swift CDs, Megan Fox pics, and Ashley Tisdale movies. He's good to go all night.
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And, the women's gymnastic highlights from this past Summer Olympics. He's set.
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HaHaHa!!! My snort laugh rubbed off on you!!!
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Oh, did also set him up with a shitty beatmaker and a bootleg copy of Photoshop? He'll be needing that, too.
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*snort*
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*snort*
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*snort*
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I'm known for my snort laugh, but I didn't mean to snort three times. I hate unnecessary upgrades.
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I'm really curious about these top # stickers. I clicked on it and it takes you to the track tab page for that person.
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I think it's all about the amount of comments you've posted so far.
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Oh...that makes sense. It's a useless feature, but it makes sense. Thanks!
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You should see who else is in the top 10.... >__<
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Umm...it's not just ACE & Goli, huh? :(
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Nope. There's a bear amongst you...
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ahahahahahaha, now I'm snorting, hahahahahhaaha
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not a snort-laughing matter. :(
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Check your inbox....
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yeah id like to see a running total and where between 11 and 20 i actually land.
its more of a Bastardly "Badge Of Honor" than anything, not really useful, except that people should know who to respect on this site LMAO
so now i got 4 of the top ten, wonder who the other 6 are...
Rhoda, Goli, ACE, Some Guy.
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Caitie is the keeper of the List. If you want the list of 1-20, Ask me.
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I wonder how far you can go in the Top # list. Is there a special prize for being the #1 commenter? Of course, if there is a prize, I know I and members of CARL & NBO won't win it. But, I'm just wondering.
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I think it goes...
Top 10
Top 20
Top 50
Top 100
I've almost got the top ten list figured out. I know who the eighth person in the top ten is...I just can't figure out who the last two are. I will say this much....the top ten list isn't who you'd expect...well, one person is...but he's Moe & Jackson's pet...so what do you expect?
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I just found #9....
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are moe and jackson in the lst i wonder? technically, shouldnt their THREAD post be considered a "comment"?
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Nope.
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I'm kinda new here, was just wondering how the 'Top 10' or 'Top 20' ranking works? Is it a most replies thing or a This Comment ROCKS!!! thing?
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Her eyebrows are less prominent in this which is something. I guess she is 'hot' but it's all just smoke and mirrors.
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Hmmm spread is kinda disapointing
even though she looks great
kinda strange
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251 comments *stratches head then starts to cry*
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You made it 252. Now it's 253.
Megan Fox has power.
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i think its more due to some santimonius asshole trying to project the short commings of his life and relationship on the peopl ehere....
and, everyone arguing with am LMAO
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And here I was thinking it was mass worship of the Fox. Praise her damn it!!!
(Not gonna happen, is it...?)
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not me my friend. not me. its pretrty obvious what i think of her... LOL
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Nothing special!!! She is attractive okay BUT... I can beat the hell out of her and probably kill her with some help from my girls. :) She said in an interview she doesn't have any girlfriends cause they're all jealous of her, haha, (no they just see how deperate is and steer cleer because they dont want to get raped by losers). What she gonna do.. send BAG after me? ooooooh...
FUCK U MEGAN FOX!!!
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"FUCK U MEGAN FOX!!!"
A-FUCKING-MEN
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all you haters can hate her, but you got to face it that whenever bastardly post her, there are like 40 millions of people giving their comment.
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WHO THE FUCK IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ON THIS FUCKING SITE?
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SICKSUCKING HOMOS. You only fucking wish you could fucking be as fucking cool as i fucking am you dicklicking, cum sucking cockgobblers. Who the fuck cares about Megan Fox when Stacy Keibler is around? Why the fuck would i be commenting and attacking people in a fucking Megan Fox fucking post? WHOMEVER IS PRETENDING TO BE ME IS A STUPID COCKSUCKING DICKLICKING MORON.
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tasty
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