Megan Fox in Wonderland Magazine's 4th Anniversary Issue
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
To help pimp her upcoming horror flick, "Jennifer's Body," in which she plays a possessed serial killer who devours fellow classmates, the Megan Fox media machine's goal over the next couple months is to put her face on the cover of as many magazines as possible (which is totally cool with us).
Yesterday she was on the cover of the October Cosmo, earlier today the October Elle & now, Wonderland Magazine. Even though she's airbrushed beyond recognition in this latest layout, I have to admit, that tight cut-up mini dress is by far one of the sexiest outfits I've seen in a while. That should definitely Megan's her premiere outfit--no doubt.
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i wanna make love at her
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that sounds complicated
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you need Zapp Brannigan's Guide to Making Love At A Women
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enough with this bitch
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A-FUCKING-MEN.
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lets hold out for some nudity before we toss her aside with the rest
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I love her hair like that, nice pics.
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u know, Brian Austin Green, if he REALLY thinks hes the ONLY ONE whose put his penis between either set of her lips, or squeezed it into either set of her cheeks since they have been dating, more power to him, cause hes DELUSIONAL.
i wonder if hes even delusional enough to just look past the fact when she comes back from a casting call and they fuck to celebrate, his cock slides in REAL easy, not cause its small, but because its been wide opened by the person who she went to see to get a movie part.
even yet, i wonder if hes delusional enough that when she comes back, and he goes down on her, and he tastes another dude, cause, i think we can agree he DOES know what another dude tastes like, he just ignores that too.
its actually very sad that hes so delusional, just like i hope he doesnt think ANY part he gets in NO WAY has anything to do with the fact hes dating super skank.
sigh, so very very sad.
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Your a desprete Loner aren't you?
Stop hating on Megan Jackass
and go back to the Hasbeen Alba!
We all know that bitch's ship has sailed!
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YESSSSSSSSSS I WOULD..ANY DAY OF THE WEEK :-)
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hahaha, so far you've said it about every girl/woman that's been posted on here :D
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no one said guys are typically picky LMAO
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She looks great!
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This bitch is running the risk of become overexposed. And she runs the even more dangerous risk of publicity backlash for getting all this exposure for not having had any acting roles of any significance.
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"running the risk"
ha. that's a good one...
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haha. the backlash already happened for me.
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Moe or whoever posts this crap here...WHAT DA FUCKING FUCK???...she is fine piece of ass etc etc....but dont u think its time 4 u to visit OBSESSED ANONYMOUS?
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sadly, they have to post her cause shes "hot" and draws.
kinda like why Entertainment Weekly, every other week has a cover article and story on fucking Twilight.
it "sells"
i personally like Kristen's comment aboveyour cause its TRUE... in teh grand scheme of things, NO ONE will care about this bitch cause she TALENTLESS. what is ONE ROLE she has done and shown she can "act"?
oh yeah NONE. nor will she. cause she CANT.
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AGREE
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and where the hell is chace crawford Moe?????????????????????????????????????????
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Jennifer's Body actually looks like it'll be a good movie...not because of her...just because it looks like a fucking good horror movie.
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u know how i hate to disagree with you, cause god knows what id get hit with, but, i said this in the back...
DiaBLOW Cody+Megan Fox=Epic Fail.
i guess well see soon enough.
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Diablo Cody is involved with Jennifer's Body?
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she wrote it.
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FUCK. YES.
You just totally made my day.
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This "boy" has had enough of this bitch.
You can take her off the site now.
Thanks in advance.
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I am seriously getting tired of all this Megan Fox shit!!!
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No one's making you look
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how much does moejackson get from her PR team?
do we get a % ?
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God spoke to me last night and he said, "Ace, Megan Fox is my greatest creation."
I said, "No shit!"
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hey ACE, you left out a comma in your reply to god. :)
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I gave God a hard time for my lack of understanding of the English language.
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LOL occasionally, i stab my brain with a q-tip just to u know, not seem so smart.
i should talk to god about why he made me to do that.
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Just Perfection!!...so perfect!
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page 2, second pic proves my point...she's no way in hell 5'5 or 5'6''...5'3 or 5'4 at most....having said that, fucking go away already...damn.
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You're not implying that a woman would lie about her height, are you?
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dude STOP. women never lie about ANYTHING. jez. every guy knows THAT. women arent ABLE to lie. only men.
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Women do lie, but they are much better at it than we are.
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We sure are.
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LOL caught my point exactly.
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I do not lie to my husband. I omit the truth. Not the same as lying. :)
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And it for his own good, right?
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Of course!
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ah but SEE if a DUDE "omits the truth" its a lie tho.
there in lies the difference.
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Exactly! Your girlfriend has trained you well. LOL!
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His mind is almost ready. Soon we can reveal the ultimate truth to him.
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LOL! IDK if he can handle the truth.
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Few men can...and the ones that do, go insane. Or gay.
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sadly... yes. LOL
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what the hell? women are not human-beings? of course, they lie...women lie about things that concern their looks while men lie about their status, how much $ they make and all.
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no women i ever met EVER admitted to lying.
women "keep things" or "leave things out"
in their mind... thats not "lying"
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It's not. It's...protecting you for your own good.
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LOL yeah, just like my friend last night...
he caught his girlfriend with a dude she used to fuck...
but she swore nothing happened.. but she didnt tell him he was hanging out with him, even tho he asked ALL DAY what she was doing with her day off.
and she flipped out cause he didnt believe she didnt do anything.
i was like...
let me get this straight.
shes being honest about not doing anything, but was lying about being with him.
hm, yeah. id believe that, cause u know, if nothing was going on... why wouldnt u just SAY what you were doing?
its funny sometimes seeing some of the differences with men and women.
just like, they had been broken up. shes fucking some dude... he goes on a DATE... nothing happened. like a DATE DATE. and she flipped out cause he went to dinner with some chick...
hes just like, hm... your fucking some dude, i take some chick out to dinner, your freaking out, im not... whats wrong with this picture?
if you knew my friend, u would laugh.
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i shouldngt have started this.
LOL
i shouldve just said...
its funny seeing the differences between men and women and what they think.
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That's right, Phil.
*pats him on the head*
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trust me, i knew as soon as i hit the "post comment" button...
LMAO
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You're learning...you cannot defeat the Gynocracy.
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this just isnt a battle im willing to fight cause like i said, i KNOW and FULLY understand this arguement LOL
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megan denese fox,,,MDF a heinous illness that has slowly, steadly crept across this land....like Smokey the Bear bang it out with a shovel!
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worse than SARS and the Swine Flu. it makes people completely delusional.
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AlinaMaria & I have already established that Megan Fox's vagina is magical and has special powers.
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yeah i saw.
i wonder how long its gonna be before they find her ejaculatory fluid cures cancer.
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They knew that four weeks ago.
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stunning. she is overexposed, no doubt about it but this is how i like to see my m. fox. i love the drama of this photoshoot, she just looks so alluring. it's a megan i had yet to see. very haute couture, elaborate, i must say this is my favorite layout to date. most magazines portray her in a conventionally sexy manner but this is unique. the hair, make-up, jewelry it all works symbiotically. and yes that dress is ridiculously hot... i would wear that everyday.
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she looks good
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1st time she doesnt look like some cheap ho
actually somewhat classy
good job, professor whoreface =]
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I like her and she's fine as hell. If you don't like her then get over it. She's here to stay.
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Killer body, amazing eyes. My lotion bottle is empty, need to go to the store. Bye.
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Wow, another very cool photoshoot. I'm impressed, she looks amazing.
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Fabulous photoshoot!
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you can barely see her, less landscape, more her
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Of course she looks stunning. I could look at her pics all day!
It's sad though that such beauty draws so much hatred and jealousy.
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more skin please..
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Even though she is over exposed, she's still pretty.
I like these pics!
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Oh mon Dieu!
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Girls, we can't lie.
She is everything we should look like, and we don't.
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if you really think that, i feel bad for you.
seriously, if you think you should look like a trailer park crackwore i feel bad for you.
im sure you in reality look cleaner and nicer, cause, right now, no one in hollywood exudes the "i suck and fuck for parts" like her.
no one wants to look like that.
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damn she's hottt....like the devil.
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Very nice pictures, like the costume, make up, everything!
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I hate these pics
don't do her good
but shes CUTE
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what the fuck is it with those earings, her face is perfect!
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I kinda dislike this girl, but this is probably one of the best shoot I've ever seen her do.
It's artistic and the styling is absolutely incredible. Not what we expect from her make-up-wise, but it WORKS so well. That 1980's singer/songwriter sort of feel that this shoot has going (with a modern slutted up but in a good way! twist) is very very appealing.
Sure, not for everyone, but regardless, they did a wonderful job!
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hot
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overrrrrattteeddd is all i have to say.
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She looks like she has a unibrow and she's ukranian or some shit in these.
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I do think Megan Fox has become over rated as far as her acting abilities. However, I like these pics. Her eyes, wow, KILLER!!
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