Megan Fox Indirectly Marketing "Transformers 2" With Her Tongue
Friday, May 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: RADCLIFFE/bauergriffinonline.comAfter a big fight recently broke out in front of the paps, Megan Fox & temporary boyfriend Brian Austin Green went behind closed door for some tantric makeup sex. It appears the makeup sex did the trick (does it ever fail?!) b/c the on/off couple were took a sex break earlier today by getting a quick pick-me-up at Jinky's Cafe in Santa Monica. We'll let the pics do all the licking.
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SHE LOOKS SO AVERANGE AND BORING IN CANDIDS.I DONT LIKE HER BLONDE HAIR AND SHE'S SHORT.
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Your Dick is short!!!
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didnt know that she's blond..
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that tongue is so cute. she's like a cat...
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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Big Dyke Alert!
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Your gaydar is turned up way too high. Turn it down before you turn it on yourself and pop you eardrums out with the truth.
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UGLY CLOTHES
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Man, that tongue...that's sexy as hell. Unless she's just playing up to the camera.
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meh...i gotta be honest...i agree with justice...she looks pretty average in candids...i mean...i have hooked up with chicks who look way hotter than her but are not "famous"...so people dont care much...but i say...I IS ONE LUCKY BASTAAD!!!!
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They're both dressed like homeless people. And Megan is incapable of closing her mouth.
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Trashy tennessee trailer chick. That's what she'll always be. As they say - You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can not take the trailer park out of the girl. She'll never be half as beautiful, intelligent, or classy as Angelina Jolie, and I'm not even an Angelina fan (I won't even get into how I feel about that media whore), so coming from me, that is saying A LOT.
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^^^^^^
Fuck you don't bring Tennessee into it, just call her a whore.
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YU'RE SO RIGHT
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If that's what trailer park girls from tennessee look like, I'm fucking moving to tennessee.
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ugh that dumpy ass I have no words other than UGH
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She looks hot and smooth and her feet are so cute and lickable.
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This white foxy chick needs my BBC to keep her attitude in control. Come here baby...
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BBC = Bitch, Bitch, Cunt
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Oh, what happened to her lips? Why is her upper lip swollen like she just got punched hard?
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ok. don't get me wrong. she is delicious in many ways. BUT she does have short and kind of chunky legs. her hair looks like bad when someone hasn't blown their wad styling it, the tattoos are hideous and she has a bloated pussy. i would still fuck her though if she asked nicely.
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Hi Denmark...please fuck me... pretty please with a cherry on top?
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She's beautiful, has an awesome figure, but looks like a damn homeless person. She also looks like she'd be a mouth breather.
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she is short i agree with justice
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why do you bastards think she is more prettier than adriana l.well she isnt, al looks beautiful in her candids.
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i think her candids are pretty amazing actually!
apparently thats just me. but why? i have AWESOME taste :)
bwahaha
anyone can be hot all done up, but it takes a certain beauty to look pretty when all that glamour is gone. think about it!
megan fox ownsssssssssssssss
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she's a midget.
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no tits
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that's a sexy bitch right there
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her hair needs color, cut, and a good wash. Starting to look like one of those ladies from the redneck community.
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Oh, those are the worst-looking hats I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like that I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...
Oh, it looks good on you though.
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BAG's hat sucks.
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Are they going to a hat convention?
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you gotta admit, that's not the ass of a 20 year old. more like 50.
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David Silver really needs to learn about perspective.
Hat on Megan Fox = cute and quirky
Hat on David Silver = douchebag
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She's 5'5'' so she's not that short, she's actually taller than the average American woman.
She doesn't look that great here but she does look awesome in some candids. Her fashion sense is terrible though.
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celebrites lie about their height megan is between 5'3''-5'4'' i know it for sure.
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I never thought she was 5'5'', and I still don't think she is. I always said she seemed to be 5'4'' or so, and this site seems to agree:
http://meganfoxbuzz.com/megan-fox-height-is-she-5-6-or-5-4/
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Look at all the angry fatties trashing on the hot chick.
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hot but obvious
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LMAO she is so doing it on purpose, which makes it funny and pathetic.
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hmm... i suggest, shes hot. david sliver=douchebag.
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I never comment here, but I had to this time. Not because of the pictures, but because of the totally awesome Pootie Tang caption.
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SEXY!
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shes not a 'midget' or 'stumpy.' she has a long torso
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Interesting how when she is casually dressed and unmade up how average she is. However take her clothes off stick her in a bikini and slap some make-up on here and she is as hot as a firecracker. What sets it off is that tiny waist she has .. big tits and a round ass. Kind of reminds me of another woman who unless she is made up and has her clothes off is a real fright...Pam Anderson.
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"Interesting how when she is casually dressed and unmade up how average she is"
I agree.she looks better in photoshoots and less clothing.
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