Megan Fox Interviews Potential Replacement For Brian Austin Green!
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINNew Reality Show Idea! New Reality Show Idea!
The new show would comprise of Megan Fox holding auditions across the country to replace her current boyfriend, Brian Austin Green. Candidates would showcase talents, bank statements, real estate holdings, etc. to capture Megan's heart, while kicking B.A.G. to the curb.
The final round would involve Megan Fox having sex with the final three contestants during a special Pay-Per-View event (costing $150 for the three night, love-making extravaganza) and then finally choosing the winner on the fourth night.
We can guarantee millions of viewers and even more money in ad revenue.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING!! Megan Fox & B.A.G. Hit Up The Coffee Bean In-Between Sex!
- Ok, Why The F is Megan Fox Still With This Chump?
- Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Arrive @LAX
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Megan Fox Plays With Brian Austin Green's DingDong In Public!! DAMN HIM!!!
- Megan Fox Indirectly Marketing "Transformers 2" With Her Tongue
What is up with the world?
This woman... I do not get it.
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for pete's sake get the hair out of your face you white trailer park trash. just how she sits it would seem she acts very child-like. not flattering.
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what's up with her knees??
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It's her lower boobs!
When you wear tight jeans, it compresses the muscles not the bones. Therefore, the knee caps are pronounced.
I still say it's her lower boobs!!!
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I must say I like her hair. And from this distance she looks less like a porn star. Her tattoos are so unbelieveably shit, though. Surely if you're going to mark yourself for life, you'd want something better than those piss-poor ugly doodles...
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I think there are women who are more beautiful and exotic looking, but this woman exudes pure sexual energy. Hot.
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I hope the dude knows he has no chance. It's a bad sign when she protects herself with a pillow and is still fully clothed behind it.
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i have to agree with Sierra, her tats are bloody awful. such a shame cos she's fricking hot..i want to be her face (yes just her face lol)
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I just saw a pic of her and her ex & she was wearing this outfit, its at perezhilton.com. Are they back together? hope not! He kinda seems like a douche
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^they never broke up it was just a publicity stunt.
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i love the reality tv show idea. and that would be just the thing to breathe life into that deadish genre. someone please rip off (opps !) the bastardly idea. and would someone give me 1.2 billion tto. not that want megan/see you can all relax now... ;)
but i need all the advantages i can get. all of them. actually i settle for just one/so if someone could send me... thanks !!!! :)
and fuzzy_bear your comment was classic ! :)
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i dont like the 2tone hair thing. But i love megan
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she looks better with the glasses
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Megan is quickly becoming one of my favorite actresses.
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favorite actress...you're kidding right? she's about as good of an "actress" jessica alba. those two are not actresses, just T & A.
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I'm going to beat it furiously.
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why would I be kidding? I think she has potential to go far, I mean she is fairly new.
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she's been acting for nearly ten years...you can either act or you can't....
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yhbt, thank you for making fun of alba !!! :)
alba, is worse because she babbles about wanting to be taken seriously as an actor. and i have *no idea* why she'd *even* say anything like that...
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I really like her with these glasses. I hope she keeps this look.
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She and BAG aren't over.
Anyway, she looks cute in glasses.
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The glasses are a damn turn on. Everything she does is a turn on. How do I get in on the interview. I doubt I'd win with my finacial status, but my dick is freaking huge...
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The glasses are a damn turn on. Everything she does is a turn on. How do I get in on the interview. I doubt I'd win with my finacial status, but my dick is freaking huge...
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THIS WOMAN is unbelievably hot...
She has got to be one of the hottest
and for people that are all
she isnt exotic
WELL not everyone has to be latino to be HOT..Exotic
dont get me wrong latinos are hot
but there is more to beauty then them...
MEGAN FOX + ADRIANA LIMA = LESBIAN FANTASY
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that big dude is nuts... too much wine buddy...
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Megan should ALWAYS wear her glasses. They add some IQ points and give her a classier look.
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does she smoke?
I know that she's smokingly hot but does she smoke?
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First pic of number 3 is my ultimate fav:)
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