Megan Fox is Single! Dumps Brian Austin Green! Finally!!!
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These photos were taken at Daphne's Cafe in Burbank last week.First Adriana Lima gets married and now Megan Fox is single! What a day!?! So the report goes that Megan and BAG called off their engagement as the relationship had "simply run its course". There's also the obligatory "we'll remain friends" bullshit but I'm sure Megan won't be thinking that when she's seducing possible producers and directors for leading lady roles.
In addition, the reports say that they're going to focus on their careers. Yeah, Megan's got Transformers, and that'll make like a few hundred millions of dollars... while BAG's got Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, yeah, right, a Fox show lasting more than 4 seasons in this day? ...besides House MD.
So let's take a moment for BAG... and remember things he won't have anymore... like Megan's juicy boobies, her sexy tongue, and of course, who can forget when BAG ding dong playtime in public! He'll just have to remember the times her naked body was all over his or like us, look at her GQ photoshoot.
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Yay! Now, all that has to happen is that 5,999,999,999 other men (and women) on the planet Earth have to drop dead before she would EVEN CONSIDER sleeping with me. Yay!
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^LOL, well I bet Ace is in 7th heaven right now
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I can't stand that doucheBAG, but you have to give him props for hooking something that fine and for keeping it for so long, you have made the right choice Megan.
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brian austin green is italian, HE SUCKS!!! ITALIAN GUYS ARE SHIT!!!
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Sexy boots.
Also, I won't believe they've broken up until they make an official statement about the matter.
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Something tells me they are still going to be friends with benefits. And he'll still get to bag other hot women who are curious about what Megan saw in him. So I'm still jealous of BAG though I admit he does a decent job on the Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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Just when he gets a halfway decent action role in a great show, they drop it from Fox lineup. And he drops his Fox. So be it.
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Isnt this the second time around that Megan dumped BAG?
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who?
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OH YES!!! HAHA BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN SUCKS, SORRY FUCKHEAD, GO SEE YOUR FUCKING CRY BABIE KYLE BUSCH, BITCH!!! HAVE FUN CRY BABIE, AND I HATE ITATIAN DOUCHEBAGS, THEY SUCK, AND THERE HORRIBLE AT DATING, SO BEAT IT, AUSITN GREEN!!!
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Brian Austin Green + Timo Glock(?)(formula one driver) = WORSE ASSHOLE, BEAT IT CRY BABIES
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I have a feeling she's going to be the biggest slut in the biz now...and I mean like Lindsay Lohan type of slut.
Just a feelin'...
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I bet a lot of actors are going to pursue Ms.Fox! She was too good for that loser!
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Hahaha...
This is the first time when all bastards here have the same opinion..
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