Megan Fox Slightly Cold @ "Transformers" Berlin Premiere
Monday, June 15th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

The Megan Fox Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen tour continues with a stop in Berlin now. I'm going to say that this is my favorite of the bunch now, for obvious reasons. So I wonder if she gets incentive bonuses for things like this? Like, do "hard nipples" set off a clause for a $500,000 bonus and maybe an upskirt could net an additional $1,000,000 and a total boob slip could make it $2,000,000?
Our favorite quotable starlet had more memorable quotes, this time for Entertainment Weekly. These weren't like the "prostitutes" quote from her sexy GQ Magazine photoshoot but nonetheless we can get what she's saying since she's not using any SAT words.
"I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex." Source

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- Megan Fox @ "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" Tokyo Premiere
























Okay, when is Megan Fox finally gonna give up on wearing these skimpy/form fitting dresses and just show up naked?
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inbreeding defects AND slutty? no way!
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Dude, give up.
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jealous.
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u r.
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no u r infinity.
ZZZZZZZ...
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That dress is hot, those shoes are really hot (I need to find out all the brands of shoes she wears...because she's almost always got really cute shoes on at these events), she's really hot.
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The shoes look like Louboutins.
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They're not. Louboutins have a solid red sole. Those don't. And the peephole doesn't look anything like the ones on any pair of Louboutins I've ever seen. I'll take a wager and say they're YSL.
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Good call on the sole. They look very similar to the Very Prive heels except that the soles are not hidden. Maybe Valentino?
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It's possible..
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no no they're not ysl, the platform is too small and it doesn't have that asymmetrical cut like the ysl pumps, i can't find them
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especially on the first pic on page 2 it looks like someone photoshoped her from the neck up with her wax figure.
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She looks good here. she's obviously had a breast lift and/or breast implants though. She had pancake tits before... and she's not wearing a bra here so you can clearly see a difference.
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Okay so Shia had a weird childhood, he lived with nudist parents and even saw them having sex, I would SO trade that and more to kiss Megan Fox! DAMN YOU SHIA!!!
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Even though I hate her as a person, I still want to see her naked...
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hot
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needs a new stylist NOW. that dress is awful... and that gelled hair/dry in the back schtick she's got going is NOT working for her. She looks so ugly here...
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You a fag or a chick?
Yes, the hair isn't great, but that's the best dress I have ever seen.
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haha, she's hot, pretty cooler in berlin!
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I think she looks absolutely breathtaking here. Love the dress and the color asentuates her figure. Piercing blue eyes and the heels are hot DAYYYUUMMM! I have to say also, her hair looks better pulled back due to her symmetrical face and defining features that are beautifully shown. Good job M. Fox, this has been my favorite premiere outfit thus far :)
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Trying so hard to be angelina: PART 56
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Give it a rest, dude, and open your eyes.
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if she doesn't want to be compared to angelina jolie, why does she keep copying angelina jolie? That thigh-high slit style and nude peep-toe, those are jolie's signature style.
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dude, seriously stop with the angelina comparisons. i am a die-hard angie fan and i can honestly say, without an ion of fallacy, that megan is not trying to copy angelina. this is something the media has contrived/perpetuated...they don't even look that much alike, their tattoes are completely different, as are their body types, and since when did aj trademark high slits and nude peep-toes? those are not components of her signature style, they are what are known as staple pieces. all women in hollywood have at one point or another flaunted that style. get over it.
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Right! The thigh-high slit style dress and nude peep-toe shoes were made exclusively for Angelina... no one else was meant to ever purchase or wear them.
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OK. So yeah she is totally NOT trying to look like Angelina...(sarcasm) Yet I have to say GOD DAMN!
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like her or not christ she looks hot theres no doubting that
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god i'm so tired of her.This might be the last post of megan fox i visit in a while, i need a vacation haha. yes i get she's sexy/hot, but at the same time she's just a person like everyone else and a lot of her quotes are lies. (ex:she said this is the first time she worked out for the transformers movie. when i read a quote a few years ago how she saw jtimberlake in a gym.) whatever i'm over it.
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"...she's just a person like everyone else..." words to live by!
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All this crap abour her wanting to be Angelina is ridiculous. She is hotter than Angelina, Angelina is trying to be Megan.
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Ok, you think she is hotter than Jolie, which is fine and all but how the hell is Jolie trying to be like Megan when it was Jolie who was here first? Plus, it is megan who constantly says stuff about Jolie when Jolie has not even said a single thing about Megan. Jolie doesn't even give a damn about Megan period.
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LOL. Yes, Jolie's a bigger star, and probably 50 times smarter, and kinder. Was kidding. However, as much as I wish I could say Angelina is hotter, she isn't.
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She is definitely hot, I wonder what the future brings for her.
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Great nipps!
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The first pic was weird with her head in a different lighting and that hair and then i saw the dress. HOLY FUCK!!!
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The only thing that looks bad are her boobs, not perky at all but nobody's perfect. Awsome dress and sexy shoes.
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Good to see that you are focusing on her not perky tits...that's hot!
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she really has ugly tits :)
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Not digging the hair too much, but everything else looks great. I love her dress and shoes. She's got great legs and pretty eyes.
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she looks hot
but honestly not feeling the dress, it resembles way 2 angie
also that hair pulled back doesnt look great on her, i like it when it's just normal
but other than that she's looking
loving the pokies =D
legs looking pretty good as well
not my favorite premiere i preferred the others 2 this 1
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Angelina is billions of time more beautiful that this little woman ..
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Do you not know what "billion" means?
Faces are comparable, but Angelina's body is average.
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Angelina's too skinny now. Megan has her beat in the body dept.
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It's not so much that she's skinny, though that doesn't help. It's that she has stick legs in comparison to her upper body, and has absolutely no ass.
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Very true. I loved the way she looked in Cyborg 2 (I'm probably the only person who saw that movie) and Hackers. She had more weight on her and her face was fuller. But, yeah, she has no ass at all.
I love Megan's figure. She's thin, but curvy. And, her legs are beautiful and toned.
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When the first pic of her whole dress was shown, there should've been the B.O.M.G.I.J.J.I.M.P.C.
Which of course stands for the Bastardly Oh My God I Just Jizzed In My Pants Cam.
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Now Megan is copying Heather Graham's pointy nipples at a movie premiere!? What a poseur... First, Angie, now Heather... She copies every hot Hollywood actress!
(*tongue in cheek*)
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LOL
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Good God, the right one could be used as a weapon!
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is she wearing anything at all under that?
cuz i can almost see e every part of her body that should be cover
whatever she looks smoking hott...
i love this girl
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I can see why those two have got their hands in their pockets in Pic 4! haha
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That pic 10 isn't even her, its a mannequin
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SPROINGGG!!!!
Glad Shia got his suit pressed. She looks progressively worse as the pics advance.
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why does her head look photoshopped? I thought the post was a joke at first sight because of it.
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I am glad that no one wants to pee in her butt. We have our standards, you know.
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She is not wearing any butt pads since the dress has a very high slit, proving once again that she has no ass...but i really like her face in the last pic even though the ears ruin it...and beautiful eye color...they look like freaking marbles...so shiny and blue
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, DID DAMLA JUST SAY SOMETHING NICE????!
oh...going..into cardiac arrest...
X_X
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well, i say it like it is haha but wait, i shall do some bitching...refer to below.
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X_X
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one word: AMAZING, SHES IS A GODDESS.
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She is copying Jolie...no doubt about that...i had more pix but i couldn't find them...anyways, here is a few:
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There's nothing wrong from copying good things...
they both look gorgeous.
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she can copy Jolie's every move for all I care (not like she already isn't) but then she can't turn around and throw tantrums saying, "don't compare me to her!!"; "I'm waayyy hotter than her"; "I don't wanna be known as the next Jolie!!". She can also try to shut up about Jolie for starters. She talks about Jolie nonfuckingstop. It's like she is obssessed. I am pretty sure, on her computer, she has every single Jolie picture that has ever been published.
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General post:
At first, she tried to get all catty with Jolie (who the hell says, "I'm waaaay hotter than xyz actress!" unless they are itching for a fight), thinking Jolie would reply, which would give Megan the publicity that would last her a lifetime and automatically have people associate her with Jolie more than ever but Jolie is a smart woman (IQ of 138 I heard) and would not get sucked into something like that so she has said nothing while this bitch is still constantly, and I mean, constantly talking about Jolie.
Now, all the sudden, she began to say how she admires Jolie and that Jolie is this super human and a goddess and that she can never be like Jolie. She even said she is sure Jolie is not even aware of her existence and just thinks she is some little brat. Megan probably gave up and felt pathetic since Jolie's never even said a single thing about megan while megan has been yapping nonstop. I suppose reality has begun sinking in for megan.
There is only one Jolie. If another Jolie is to ever exist, it wouldn't be compared to Jolie or known as mini Jolie. That person would be known for their own originality.
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OMG seriously, shut the fuck up about it..
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make me shut the fuck up about it, faggot
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ya, i gotta agree. there's nothing wrong in copying an act that's worked in the past...
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ooops...
I meant:
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i always said it
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I'm diggin' the Hindu look... all that's missin' is the red dot.
Lakers did it, YO!!
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I am amazed by how white her teeth are...
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she is unreal, she keeps getting hotter day by day, premier by premier
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very sexy dress, except that her ugly ass Marilyn tattoo keeps ruining every pic. her tattoo artist should be fired!
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Megan has so many incredible features it's impossible to determine which is her best one.
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her thumb.
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this is not my favorite; the hair style is very severe although she can pull it off but what i mainly dislike is how cheap the dress looks...i mean her body looks hot (love the tits and legs) but it looks like its from charlotte russe, like it's made out of lycra. the cut is beautiful but i think megan is having some issues in the style department..the only outfit i've liked so far is the one from the seoul premiere and the purple dress as well, although i didn't favor the shoes. her ears are cute...quirky. everyone needs something that isn't necessarily perfect, but adds character. she's got those and her thumbs. lol still beautiful tho!
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That reminds me of an episode of 'Cheers' when Carla commented on the tension contained in Lilith's bun:
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Megan said in the Esquire interview that she stopped smoking two years ago. I guess the stress of being the world's hottest woman is getting to her.
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Cold Megan Fox is not as hot as a cold Heather Graham from a few days ago.
But still, I must say, "YOWSA!!!!"
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FUCKEN STUNNING.
NUFF SAID.
TAYLOR LAUTNER CAN'T BE WRONG
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what this got to do with Lautner?
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she'll never be more beautiful than angelina or adriana lima.pretty eyes and nice legs but big ears,ugly thumbs,long jaw,no cheekbones,small tits,ugly skin,freckles.i heard she is not a nice person.
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Megan looks like a stuck-up bitch that think who-in-the-hell she is.
Angelina looks like a sweetheart, and I've heard she is.
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I heard Angelina does not recycle and she does not pick up after her dog at the park.
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LOL! Who cares?!?
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You care, weren't you the one that said angelina is a sweetheart & megan fox isn't, i also heard angelina evades her taxes
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And burns ants with a magnifying glass.
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I used to squish them with my finger. Who cares?!?
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My friend’s coworker’s accountant heard that Angelina wants to buy the Saints, move them to West Virginia and rename them “The team formerly known as the New Orleans Saints.”
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West VA can have them. We still have LSU.
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That was hilarious.
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She also hunts bunny rabbits for sport.
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She has bad penmanship too... None of these "facts" would make me kick her out of bed
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Yeah!
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Rabbits are just fluffy rodents.
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her head and face look photoshop in here, weird...
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ugly tits
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I hate the hair, but the rest is very good
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She has such a classic, timeless beauty....so rare to come across. She really should star in historical period films. She could start off with "Pirates of the Caribbean".
That anorexic shrill British woman keira is so tiring to look at.
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Are you people aware of what true beauty is? because Megan Fox Isn't exactly the picture. She enhanced her looks with plastic surgery, She's dumb as hell, thinks she can get by with her looks, but she will not leave as a legacy like Grace Kelly or Natalie Portman. If her goal is to be like Marilyn, then that's enough to say she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Everybody who finds her to be this natural goddess has their view of perfection seriously flawed.
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OMG she looks so hot.
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She is definitely lovely, but those tattoos....I mean, they grind on me...they make her look so trashy, even when she is dressed up
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i think she suits the tats, shes got the look to carry them off. Some people can, some people can't. Megan rocks it.
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What is everyone talking aout her ears for? I dont see anything wrong with them?
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fucking hell! almost 100 comments? wow. I guess there really isn't anything left to say.
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Except 100
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it's so easy to see she's using FAKE NIPPLES, fucking whore, she can't get any attention for her acting career so she needs to pose half naked and talk trash about other celebs, can't stand her
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u guys should have done a what color r her tits
personally i think they're brown
i think she looks hot, not my favorite pics
but yeah she looks good, dont like her hair like that and in fact i think she's copying angie 2 much
especially the slit dress
not the biggest fan of angie, but no1 likes wannabe
but i cant deny megan is the hottest chick alive
love yah
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Face-wise she doesn't look like much in these pictures but her body's stunning.
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Shape of the tits and nipples are sure indicators of hormone injections.
Only a matter of time before she's "all woman".
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Man, there's some real gayness on The Bastardly.
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That's what I've been saying.
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this bitch is goin on my nerves yeah shes pretty but wtf why is everyone makin such big deal outta her,ive seen much prettier celebs than her she is just an overrated whore like a.lima. she can wear a 10000 dollar dress but it will always look trashy on her,theres something real trashy bout her she would match perfectly to marilyn manson
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WOW she's freaking gorgeouss :P
much much better than Angelina. Just not a better actress. bahaha
In that 1st pic she looks like a MANNEQUIN. wtf ? :D
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this dress is just ... boring.
how the fuck could she honestly go out there with her nipples looking like that?? god woman, they look STUPID!
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how do you post pic?
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Did anyone else notice that her face and part of her neck are 5 shades lighter than the rest of her body? She should get a new makeup artist
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No.
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LOL
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oh God but she is so hot, i definitely would do her, first Angelina and then her...
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She's just gorgeous; fucking beautiful.... I would kill to fuck her
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