Megan Fox Wore This To Her Dentist Appointment! DAMN DENTIST!!
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
I'm pretty sure her dentist had a long wack-off session following this appointment...DAMN BASTAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
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My patience with Megan is starting to run out. She needs to get her shit together or I will be forced to strip her of the world's hottest woman crown. Now I have to figure out who will be her replacement if needed.
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haha what u gonna do about it loser? ure running out of patience? who gives a shit
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dentist are isn't that important... and also it causes me to have heart-attack breakdowns
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Whats with all these fucking comments from gear heads who cant even speak english?! I seriously dont get it
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Angelina?
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Get out of here!
No, odds are her first name is Kate.
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LOL! Would she be a brown-eyed redhead?
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There's also the one with the English accent. I'm torn.
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Either one is a winner. Both have beauty, style, talent, and class. Megan has one out of four, and it's the only one that fades...unless she keeps getting plastic surgery.
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Megan was at a crossroads when she broke up with BAG. She could have went with the more classy look, but she has obviously chosen to go to the dark side. But like I said, she was more of the flavor of the month.
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Ok.... I'm flat out speachless... All I got is....
DAMN !!!!!!!
And thats the bottom line......
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She should invest in a stylish bag to carry all her shit - why do girls like her always walk around with their cell, keys & wallet in their hands?
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! THAT is a cardigan, not a dress. Sure all you bastards love it though!
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I wouldn't give it a thumbs down.
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Here's how it went:
Dentist: "Open your mouth and say AH, Megan."
Megan: "Has that instrument been sterilized?"
Dentist: "Oh yes, last week I had a vasectomy!"
(Pah rump pump.)
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lmao
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LOL. Better than a similar joke that popped into my mind.
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lmao, thats a fucking good one!!!
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I get the feeling her dentist found some excuse to put her under.
Damn that's hot as can be.
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Ha,she looks like she needs to be standing on some street corner waiting for a motorcycle gang to pick her up, fuck her n the ass, then throw her 50 bucks. What a whore. I know careful consideration went into looking that gross. She's probably going for a i dont give a fuck sexy look.Seriously,what a waste.Chicks today have no class. Gimme Marilyn fuckin Monroe any day of the week. Yeah, she was a whore, but she did it with class and could dress her ass off.Megan, get a fuckin stylist and stop with this trailer trash fuckery.
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agree totally!! and, her legs do look a bit rough.
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Of course you agree.
Get help. Get help, soon.
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Goliano: Well hello there, you look FOIINE!!
-Innocent bystander: uhmmm, thanks?....
Goliano: Oh, you look so good, oh {drools}
-Innocent bystander: Uhmmm...that's NOT my hand you're touching!!!
*runs away*
*Golianio cries his eyes out*
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LOL and u think I need help, delusional loser Goliano?!
btw, that innocent bystander was 2 B a male lol
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^^^ d55 at her best.
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Cool cardigan and boots though.Should have worn some fuckin pants and this could have been a subtley sexy look,instead of in your face attention whoring trash.
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Who the hell wears that when going to the dentist? She looks like a whore and a half.
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Wth is she wearing?!
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those stockings/nylons are hot. it's too bad she's not actually wearing a skirt or dress. and the boots are a bit much.
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I'm gonna go...........................
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would you have prefered she wore this ??? ;)
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I kind of like her pantyhose, but they look fucking stupid with gray cotton material... i know the look tough, It's the " im wearing something kind of slutty but see my top? it doesnt match... that i means im not trying. " Thats the look.
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and don't worry. i have a pic of her dentist.and yeah he's one the best in the field/but i doubt he's her type... ;)
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LOL! ah thats cute!
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Hahaha!
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Good one. Woman looks like Juliana Nicholson.
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Well... upon quickly scaning through the provided pics, I must say that I am yet convinced further that this may actually be the hottest chick right now. Yes... her attire isn't very classy, But I for one am not really giving a fuck. I'd hit that. Those boots suck and yet she has made them hot. Bless her...
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dentist=bastard...
and also there dentists are fucking retarded
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I want those boots!
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nasty plastic shit with nasty cheap tats to match. a once good looking chick that fucked it all up.
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GOT DAMN! This babe is that fiyah!
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