Melissa Joan Hart Open Her Sweet Harts Candy Store
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
We've been pretty harsh to Melissa Joan Hart during her past pregnancies and so what does she do? She goes out and loses 42 pounds! She says she did it as a goal for her 33rd birthday but we here at The Bastardly would like to think she Googled herself, came across the site, and that was what made her really get her ass in motion."For my 33rd birthday [in April], I wanted to get in shape. I started working pretty hard in January. When People magazine said, 'We'll put you on the cover in a bikini because we think you look pretty good,' I all of a sudden went into high gear," Source
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She has the personality of a cheese grader.
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"Gouda: B-, Emmentaler: A, Mozzarella: B+"
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lol that dimwit can't spell to save her life
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yup....not enough coffee.......I'm working on it!
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I fapped to that chick about 34 times a day when I was 12.
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When were you 12? Are we talking "Clarrisa Explains It All" days, or the more recent "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch," MJH? Frankly, I go back to the former when I "had" to watch her while tending our then young daughter. The thought entered my mind, but I never fapped.
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Why are people still taking pictures of this bitch?
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nice job losing the weight but too little too late
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That rhymed hehe.
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Maybe now she will go back to that random everything I wear has to be leather look from the end of the Sabrina series.
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she used to have a rockin ASS
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You Know It! Maybe it's just hidden under that tent.
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Well... the whale got its lubber SURGICALLY trimmed.
whoopy...
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Her lazy eye always freaked me out....
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Still a chubbette.
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I used to spank it to pictures of her back in 1999 all the time. She was superhot back then. Looks good now. She's not that old. I bet she's a real clean, hard fuck.
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Where the hell is her upper lip?
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One of the ugliest actresses, she was NEVER cute or pretty, awful eyes and Down syndrome face.
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Corky for sure!
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ew these pics are vomit worthy im sorry. the little girl dress, the short bangs, the candy, trying to be cute, all of it bleh. great that she lost weight, but hows she going to keep it off working at a candy store? anyone who promotes candy is evil. sugar is evil. sorry it had to be said. go read a book people and you'll know what im talking about
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I think she looks cute.
And I think the idea of a candy store is kind of quaint & amusing.
...of course, let's hope that it doesn't tank as bad as her production company....
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I kind of found her sucking on that lollipop ring rather erotic in a Clarissa/Sabrina fantsy kind of way! I'd do her in the booty! Her little sister is 20 and dropped off the face of the earth, but has some new horror movie coming out! We missed the jailbait years! Damn.
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