Miley Cyrus's Almost Illegal Wardrobe Malfunction! SO NOT COOL!
Friday, January 30th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsWe report filthy celebrity news and these pics of Miley definitely falls into that exclusive & slightly scandalous category.
I swear, we didn't take the pic, so direct all hateful comments to the paparazzi, Miley's money grubbing parents & agents who are simply using this poor girl's youth to enrich themselves & investors (Disney).
For obvious reasons, these pics fall into that highly controversial grey area, but I figured posting them might lead to conversations about how kids are exploited in today's entertainment industry. It's really sad, if you think about it. Everyone from Jonas Brothers to Miley---the industry has some seriously sick problems.
And, with that in hand, here are a couple more pics of Miley's shopping trip with older sister Brandi at Royal Dutchess in L.A.























oh.my.god.
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is that it?
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...she sucks cock as well
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ehhh..Big deal, and I don't believe she doesn't know she's showing her boobs, but this brat is aching for the media attention and publicity...so what else is new?
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you might say she's achey-breaking for some attention...
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you should be sued for posting pics of a 16 year old.
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Why ?
I look at this site & I'm in the UK.
16 is the age of consent here.
Although, I know where you are coming from, if its 18 there, this is a little risky!
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i agree with mundo..SHE KNOWS HER BOOBS ARE OUT..theres no way around it.. unless this camera is in the changing room she is an idiot
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indeed, there would DISALLOW camera man in the changing room... paparazzi are like miley cyrus guards... and there doing stuff are totally unnecessary, way to endanger yourself
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isn't that kinda close to kiddy porn???? Kinda cool but really its not!!!!
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she knows why you wear this kind of top. she's not dumb. she's just insecure about her attractiveness like every other woman. she knows she'll get attention by wearing it. can you tie in this insecurity into the elements of pornography? sure you can. IF there was no such thing as insecure women there would be no porn. insecurity and exploitation will always walk the same line hand in hand.
all women, no matter how smart and secure have a moment in time when they disregard their safety and play this game with their nudity and these tops or low cut jeans or bikinis or what not. I don't think that there is a moment in a man's life when they make themselves vulnerable to abuse for being naked unless it's in the shower at riker's. women refuse to understand the vulnerability they create with their nudity. Men will always, in their head, associate even semi-nude women with banging them whether they admit it or not. men may control themselves because of the criminal consequences of taking a woman against her will, but this control does not mean the thought ever goes away.
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I'm speechless... My prayers have been answered.
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i feel like i'm breaking the law practically for looking at all this jailbait boobage
can't believe they're allowded to post this
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See you in Hell Bastardly, I will put in a good word for you with dad.
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i agree with mundo...she knows her boobs are showing!! theres no way around it! unless the camera is hidden in a changing area she is an idiot!
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What's the big deal...is not showing nothing...stupid little bitch is just looking for daddy's attention!!...Fea la Perrita!!
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Thats hot!!!
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Why don't you come over here and take a seat. Do you mind telling us what you're doing here?
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LOL!
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she's a slut-to-be, she has to start with SOMETHING..., also... for proper sideboobs we've had Anne Hathaway a while back, she at least has something to show.
PS. 16yo is a legal age of consent (at least in the free world and some parts of the US ;)
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Miley Cyrus is fucking hot. Does it feel wrong to look at these pictures? Maybe. But does it also feel good? You bet your fucking ass it does. And for some of you who are confused about what constitutes child porn, may I suggest you rent Pretty Baby or The Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields. You'll be confused even more. Because some of you don't seem to understand what the definition of "pornography" is.
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She's hot in that movie.
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Relax. It's not like these are pictures of Miley getting fucked with a nine inch cock. And if there were pictures like that, you mean to tell me that EVERYONE wouldn't want to look at them? Paris Hilton made it okay for little girls to think that showing your pussy and getting fucked on camera is a smart career move. The toothpaste is out of the tube. You haven't seen anything yet. This country is going to pay for what it has done to it's children and everyone is to blame.
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If her BOOBS fall out and those pics are published, is it NEWS or KiddiePorn?
Now I believe this Girl is as Dumb as a Rock, but there is NO WAY I believe she didn't know her BOOBS were showing. It's funny how their BOOBS really don't exist until they are 18. Europeans are right about few things, but they are Right about Nudity, Everybody has a naked body, big deal, naked IS NOT Porn.
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I'm sure she did this on purpose. I wouldn't doubt that when she really does show a boob, it will hit the Internet an hour later regardless of child pornography charges. (The Vanessa Hudgens nude photo was allegedly taken when she was 17, and that can be transmitted/stored without prosecution.)
Still, that doesn't make any of this right. There's a line you don't cross, and while that line is often hard to see, this definitely crosses it.
I don't blame the Bastardly (or any other website) for posting these pics; I blame the pervy photographer who took them and the photo agency for buying them.
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Yes! Totally agree.
I also agree with Mundo that she did this on purpose. I think she's desperate for attention because:
a) She realizes her 15 minutes are almost up.
b) She realizes she has newer, talented rivals coming up behind her.
c) She wants an adult career after Disney, like Christina and Britney. But, look at them now.
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You forgot d)All of the above
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Damn! I sure did. Thanks, Bay!
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I want to suck on her tits. I bet they taste like cherry.
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I bet they taste like spearmint Skoal and Pabst Blue Ribbon (from a bottle, not from a can, because Billy Ray Cyrus is classy like that).
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Only in America do people get all bent out of shape over a breast. The incestuous pics with her daddy in that magazine were worse.
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This talentless tramp knows her junk is haning out. Thie picture would be much better if instead of her boob hanging out there was a sock in her mouth. If I never had to hear her raspy trailer voice again I would be extremely happy.
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It's half a tit.
I don't understand what the big deal about a naked body is. Why not go after the blood and gore instead.
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Agreed. Seeing a nipple will do much less harm to a child than seeing graphic violence; if it even does any harm at all. And yes, I'm talking to you, America.
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There is no nudity, and there is no sexual context whatsoever. Big fucking whoop.
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slut....thas all i have to say!!
xD
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kinda gross actualy, with her neck and her chubby face and her slouching, really bad picture... I feel bad for being disgusted but ew
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How does she choose these loose fitting outfits and NOT know she's at risk of showing it all? It's her goal I'm sure to have major nipple slips and crotch shots like Lindsey by age 17 at the lastest. Then it's goodbye Disney, hello redneck life with daddy.
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Nice boobs
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She's going to be such a train wreck.
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I'm waiting for the "She's a good Christian girl that was being exploited" excuse from her parents.
Again.
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE....this is exactly what I want to see.
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Uh...why didn't she wear a bra like normal girls?
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she didn't wear a bra because 16 year old tits don't need to be in a bra thats why
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Dress like a whore, you're gonna be photographed like a whore, plain and simple.
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... Speaking on behalf of those who aren't ignorant enough to hate someone i never met: This is child pornography in the soft core sense. Also, from the way it seems she does not know that there is a camera in the room so it seems. Lastly... from what i'm told bras are sometimes uncomfortable so maybe she didn't wanna deal with it that day and supposedly this was during a shopping trip (the description implies) so most likely they just caught her at a bad angle...
But speaking for the teenage boy that i am "AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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do you hate Hitler?
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At least she grew some self-maintained boobs.
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i'm not a fashion expert but the back of the dress looks like it wasn't meant to cover a bra. and if she's trying stuff on she'd want to see it without the bra right? that said, she looks just fine!
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fuc! and yes its very hard, angry, and full of sperm. oh you delicious little cock sucker.
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I know I'm in the minoroty, but I don't find her attractive at all.
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That bitch is just beggin' for someone to snatch her up and break her off hard. She's like 16 goin out in front of thousands of people with her tits hangin' out. It's whatever though, you can't blame anyone but her, that money drops right to her bank account.
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I figure she will be nude the day after she turns 18. Cover her face and uncover her body.
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A waste of everyones time...
Damnit! I even wasted my own, by writing this.
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WORD!
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MILEY DESERVES TO GET PUNCHED AND KICKED IN THE FACE. I HATE MILEY. MILEY IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH&CUNT.
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my penis is hard
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this is why young girls get away with lookin like a skank, she's 16 not 18 she should wear clothes like this. I find it hard to believe she couldnt feel the draft on her boobs at 16 the should be virgins to light.
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BORING! You see more underage flesh at a common swimming pool or beach.
Only in stuck up prude America would people be making such a big fucking deal about the side of her tit.
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BORING! You see more underage flesh at a common swimming pool or beach.
Only in stuck up prude America would people be making such a big fucking deal about the side of her tit.
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I live in the UK, where its perfectly legal to fuck anyone 16 or above.
And fuck Miley Cyrus I would. Until my balls shrivelled up.
Besides what is it with you yanks?
ya can shoot a gun legally before you can shoot your load?
Faggots.
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Right on Brother.
16 is KING over here.
21 for a beer ? Fuck that.
speaking of LEGAL 16 year old's ..... Miley ... come to daddy, and do it like daddy showed ya !
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i heard dat i would do every thing to that chick
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WHATEVER! GO LOOK AT THE KIDS OUTSIDE! ALL THE TEENS THESE DAYS DRESS UP LIKE LITTLE HOOKERS! I've seen nasty little teens at the malls with disgustingly short skirts and tight shirts... AND THESE GIRLS LOOKED 13! (And this wasn't just one incident, I see nasty teens pretty much everyday). This girl is 16! Who cares! When I was 16 I was out having sex, I was having oral sex by 12, big deal, tons of kids are sexually active during their teens. Hell, I hate this Miley chick but you people are ridiculous. PLUS these are pictures of her in a fucking change room. Give me a damn break you tools.
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umm oral by 12 sex by 16 that is eczactly the problem 12 year old girls shouldnt be giving blow jobs they should still be playing will dolls and unicorns and shit
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amen
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She's legal where I live, so: YES I'D FUCK HER BRAINS OUT
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Her babies won't go hungry :)
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She is and always was a little cock sucker like her parents
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she is soooooooo freaken hot if I wernt 17 I would find her and suck her tits ohh my penis is so hard that Im masterbating to this pic while writing this oh ohohohohoh
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C'mon, its not that bad. For cryin out loud the girls in my sister's middle school go around with less on and more revealing stuff. hell i went there for an event and saw boobs and tits left and right. but at least we got another revealing pic of miley, right? couple hundred more dollars in that guys pocket.
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Who ever took this picture crossed the line. NO she's not in a fitting room, but darn close. She's right in front of the fitting area, holding on to the curtains, either asking a friend or looking in a mirror, trying to decide if she likes it. I don't see the mirror and I have never been to that store, but I recognize the stance, the considering look. Wow. Way to make a girl have to shop after hours in a duct tape sealed fitting room for the rest of her life. Young girls, all girls, love to shop and look and compare and ask each other what they think of the merchandise on the racks. Some of us are very quick and precise with our purchases, but not many of us.
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i wonder what happened when she turned sideways to the crowd
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