Miley Cyrus: Seventeen Magazine, January 2010 Issue
Friday, November 27th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Feel like wasting your time listening to Miley Cyrus talk? Watch the interview below... she jokes that she's the "coolest person ever."...and there's a part 2





















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Loving the photo from the 17th Birthday party. Yummy.
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i think she gets a bad rap, she's okay for a 17 year old
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When you look up the true meaning of the word jailbait, a picture like the one on page 4 appears. OW! You go, Miley!
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Has anyone been able to count how many times she says the word "like" in those video clips? She really gets rolling with the "likes" in the last minute of the first clip.
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at least 32 times she used that word like...now it must be the most overused word due to her alone
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This chick is ugly...and not sexy at all..she may think she's the coolest..but I don't agree..and showing her ass and legs is not going to help either cause she needs more then that...
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Well she talked hit about Twilight, so I do have some form of respect for her ;)
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*shit*
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I had originaly intended to post she's a cutie, but after that pic on page 4, I'm upping her to hottie.
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yeah she's gawjus

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That pic doesn't address or distract from Eric's focus. Most of the time it's just best to let people be. Give it a try.
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Miley should not be allowed to talk.
It is obvious from the last photo that her main use in life will be in the bedroom.
She is going to make Britney look like a nun in the next few years.
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IT'S MILEY!
/now go away
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Looks like a retarded Cabbage Patch Doll.
Also an annoying idiot.
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Repulsive.
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Love the birthday & the total hooker look...little Hillybilly Trash Whore is working her way up to complete & total loss...
wonder If I leave silverware by the toaster & tell her the bread is stuck if she'll put a knife in the toaster, yea that would be fun to see her eyes really light up!
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yep 17 magazine because she still isnt 18. *exits page*
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wow, that last pic was kinda hot, sadly as she ages she will look more and more like her mom, NOT GOOD!
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miley cyrus is guilty of the following atrocities:
vowing to ruin Radiohead when they wouldn't meet her backstage
dating grown men at the age of 16
making fun of asians by making a slanty-eyed face
making a drunken video with her adult friend attacking two of her disney co-stars. nobody else on disney or nickelodeon has made a video like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4uwoUMewn4
dressing and acting like a total whore onstage despite the fact that her audience is almost totally girls between 8-15. there are almost no boys in the crowd






here's what she wore at a show in DC attended by Obama's daughters
constantly taking dirty pictures of herself
making fun of demi lovato's teeth. look at hers before veneers
and last but not least, thinking she's hot
some role model for little girls huh?
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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD....
Do you have any more pics of her pre-veneers?
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here u go


but it's hard to find. back when she had fucked up teeth she kept her mouth closed alot
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those are the same teeth...same shape, same gum structure, same everything...basically, they are not veeners...she got her teeth whitened since she used to have nasty yellow ones.
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all i see is the correction of the lower teeth...but a dentist says otherwise...then again, if the dentist was really smart, he would have been able to be a doctor hahaha...i kid i kid:
http://www.popcrunch.com/miley-cyrus-dental-surgery-miley-cyrus-veneers/
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Seriously, I rather pass!
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Damn Mileyvirus, you just ethered Miley Cyrus. lol
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I'm not kidding...where are the pics??? allI see is ans X with Photobucket in small blue letters behind the X???
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i don't know what's worse, the flabby ass or the she thinks she's hot
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No kidding, this chick really 17? oh damn, but still annoying!
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ugly
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Shit! I'm starting ti like this skank!
Only 1 more year before nip slips and upskirts are legal OW!
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Where are my afternoon links dammit?
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I really like Miley
She's truly an entertainer
shes a 17 year old
and you all 18+ people are fussin over her!
lol
Love it Miles keep it up
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It's so predictable and borderline amusing watching certain people who constantly like to torch Miley. She never has said she is a role model. While other untalented "role models" try to be the next Miley, they can't even dream of 15 minutes in Miley's spotlight. Enjoy it Miley and laugh to the bank.
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your right. i forgot about the stripper pole dancing incident

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Oh good fucking lord sakes, i hate those stripper poles, "way too much spectating."
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The only pole you like is the pole position in a race.
And the pole of whoever wins the race.
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Yes, that's the stuff I'm into.
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but her daddy done be a likin her pole dancin in her bedroom whar the nue pole was a puttin in
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How many here think that Miley Virus is actually, secretly, Miley Cyrus number 1 fan!? If she isn't maybe she once was and got her heart broke by Miley. What happened? Anyone know?
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interesting theory but i've never heard any of her songs. i only listen to 60s music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjUY3pjN8E
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Man this girl is just nasty. There is not one attractive thing about her at all.
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I know it, it must be her teeth that makes her ugly..
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Toad?
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Woah! She is just so fucking ugly. She's like some kind of obnoxious toad-slug with gross teeth.
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This bitch has more power than most politicians right now.
If she went on YouTube and told all young girls to go to the Whitehouse and rip it apart piece by piece, they would do it.
Think about that. They would do anything she asked.
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hahahaha
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wow seventeen magazine huh! the sky's the limit miley..
who knows what's next? redneck lifetime achievement award?
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Mmmm, no, no, no, no!
Miley, what we are talking about in the last pictures?
In clothes, less is the best.
Show me more little.
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repulsive. not just on a celebrity scale, on an average person scale. if i saw her walking down the street and i had no prior knowledge of who she was i would think, damn who is that ugly ass deluded girl. it's so obvious she thinks she's sexy. lmfao. what a joke. i really think ugly girls are the most confident. girls who are truly beautiful never think they are.
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i think i love u
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If you "had no prior knowledge of who she was" how would you know she's deluded by just seeing her walking down the street? Is Megan Fox beautiful? Does she think she is? Does she display confidence?
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Damn, she's like ugly and stupid like. Like.LIKE! I regret watching these videos more than the 1 year i spent playing WoW.
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she dresses like a whore because her agents know she has NO talent and that's the best way to get people talking about this useless waste of space, she is as annoying as Demi Lovato to me now.
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at least demi has some talent and doesn't act slutty. miley was voted worst role model
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Demi is a horrible singer, tries way to hard and is not a very good actress, she is highly annoying as well just like Miley.
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nobody on earth is as disgusting and undeserving of fame as miley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4uwoUMewn4
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Hannah Montana shit and fucking stuff in her life really bugs me very bad.
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