Miley Cyrus Went To Starbucks & Millions of Milkshakes...
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
...in consecutive days!!! Teenage metabolism can only take you so far, Miley.Okay, so people are getting all over Miley Cyrus for this latest video of her "Miley & Mandy" show with BFF Mandy Jiroux. I guess apparently, if you look really hard you can see Miley in her underwear pulling up her pants. You'll have to look at the reflection in the full length mirror. Really, this is a stretch but it makes the news. Source
"It does suck to have to go through that. But also it makes you want to try harder the next time when I know that little girls look at me and say I’m their hero," Source
Here's the “Miley & Mandy” video.






















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i want to do unspeakable things to this girl and not all of them are sexual.. (when she's legal *Wink Wink*)
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Urgh! you just wasted like 5 minutes of my life... I'm gonna take up smoking! much more healthy than this!
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always with the stupid boot's...nice legs btw...but i hate those boot's!!
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The Bastardly Mercado has been shut down....since the Bastardly no longer exists.
^_^
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hah. bastardly will never die, damn it!!
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No, it just pupates into a shadow of its former self.
Damn, I'm snarky today.
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I want someone kick her in the face repeatedly to until her non-functional brain is splattered over that someone's shoes. Wouldn't do it myself as brain on your shoes is gross.
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she is going to be SO hot when she gets like 21, i think al the building blocks are in place
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I want to do unspeakable things to her as well. Absolutely none of them are sexual, they're unspeakable cuz I don't wanna get my ass in trouble for proposing various forms of torture. FYI, water boarding is for amateurs. Black and decker if you people know what i mean.
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why isn't this pan-faced slut brown bagged? you're slipping Bastardly... or MoeJackson or whatever the fuck this place is called now.
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Later, not right now.
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When I see this skank my hand is getting out of control, it wants 2 slap the screen. Her face looks like a truck drove over it, her upper body is gettin fatter, but she has great legs though. I hope she gets diarrhea from all this shakes, damn you Miley Diarrhius.
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miley, wipe the sweat off your mustache pleaaaaaaaaase
pg 2 pic 2
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Is she 18 yet legal ?
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hahahha shes getting a double chin.
i see her getting fat in 2 years. the milkshakes will be catching up.
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the oil from her face could solve the world's energy problems
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Where the hell is Miley Virus on this?
I will bang her senseless, eff all of yall. lol
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Oh, there she is.
My bad.
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LOL she is gonna be so fat after she squeezes out her 1st 4 kids...
god, what is that? 6 years from now?
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I get the feeling Billy Ray Cyrus will be the father of those 4 kids.
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question:
whats the over/under on time when Miley is gonna dump her best friend because its clear no matter what Miley does shell never be able to compete looks wise, and will ALWAYS be the UGLY friend that drunk dudes who have had 25 beers go home with at the end of the night cause there is no one else at the bar left?
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I don't know how many miley cyru's fan out there, but wow, I think I watch more baseball instead :|
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amen to that man.
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sometimes, she looks ugly; something passable...one thing for sure though: she is a baby whore
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sometimes* passable
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anyone who told her "Just be yourself." coulden't of given worse advice.
as always too pic 4B she is sayn "These are the 2 fingers I call Mr. Happy." urk
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Son of a bitch, I think this "closet" is bigger than my last apartment.
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she looks like a goldfish
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i dont get what's up with the daily miley posts
more than half the normal posters hate her, so that should be a sign
dont fucking post on her!
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You can see her redneck genes if you look closely at the first picture on the second page.
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Why the hell is she so greasy all the damn time? I think Moe has some sort of fixation on her because this trailer skank has no business being posted.
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Overrated
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I agree completely with dagon. If you take the age out of the picture completely, then you still have a chick with puffy cheeks and a dodgy grill, that sounds like she swallowed a spiked ball.
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I hope all that "shakes" and "juices" are going to her tits and ass.
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EWW can't stand her face
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Oh no.. this fugly bitch again...
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nice hair. but wrong face.
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Miley is a cute little slutt..
DAYUM SHES GOT LOTSSSSSSSSSSSSS of clothess
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miley is so ugly
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MILEY IS THE UGLIEST BITCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
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Miley is gorgeous and isn't a phony like Debbie Gibson.
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Miley Cyrus is so ugly. I'm sick of seeing her fat face. After watching that clip, it's clear that she's actually a boy with a botched sex change operation. Just listen to her voice ... she sounds like a guy.
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she's so annoying, 3.3 million fans really suits things up
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