Miranda Kerr @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinDAMN YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM!! DAMN YOU TO BASTARDLY HELL!!
For those of you who didn't know, Miranda Kerr will be temporarily off the market in a couple months when Orlando Bloom & her tie the knot (probably in Australia).
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RAGGITY CLOTHES
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AND HAIR...WHAT WAS SHE THINKING????
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DAMN YOU ORLANDO YOOOU BAASTAAD!!!!!!I FUCKEN LOOK LIKE YOU BUT WHERE IS MY FUCKEN MIRANDA!!!!!!!!LIFE IS UN-FUCKEN-FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She looks pretty here. I don't normally find her attractive, but something is different looking about her.
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so fuKn hot...she steals the show, NOT Kate B.
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In a weird dress and make up that makes it look like she was crying or something she is still kinda really hot, thats the mark of a truly hot woman.
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I like the makeup. It made her eyes look really nice.
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She's so pretty an hot!!!
Lucky bastard of orlando bloom STILL resist! DAMN!!!
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the Miranda Of The Undead-look.
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she's too thin.
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-10, blah!
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I've never seen a woman wear that much eyeliner before. She looks like she just came from having really rough sex and gagging on cock so much it made her eyes water. We've all seen those pornos.
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...you would know...
Miranda is a virgin, in case you didn't know
*sarcasm off*
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as soon as she dumps Orlando she will run into the arms of one of you fat losers on Bastardly, I'm sure this will happen.
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she always looks scary in make up..
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I just shred a single drop of tear... that BASTARD orlando!!! hahahah man funny how we all think the world will be a better place if those two weren't together!!
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her eyemakeup looks like she just got done crying because she just found out she really is a alien.
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Kate B. steals the shaw. Kate was perfect, Miranda looked cheap. Ugly dress and terrible make up, strange hair. Miranda is usually better looking than in this photos. But Kate was realy classy.
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WOWW!! she looks greaat!
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