Miranda Kerr @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

DAMN YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM!! DAMN YOU TO BASTARDLY HELL!!

For those of you who didn't know, Miranda Kerr will be temporarily off the market in a couple months when Orlando Bloom & her tie the knot (probably in Australia).


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RAGGITY CLOTHES

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 4:59pm
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AND HAIR...WHAT WAS SHE THINKING????

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 5:00pm
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DAMN YOU ORLANDO YOOOU BAASTAAD!!!!!!I FUCKEN LOOK LIKE YOU BUT WHERE IS MY FUCKEN MIRANDA!!!!!!!!LIFE IS UN-FUCKEN-FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 5:30pm
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She looks pretty here. I don't normally find her attractive, but something is different looking about her.

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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so fuKn hot...she steals the show, NOT Kate B.

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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In a weird dress and make up that makes it look like she was crying or something she is still kinda really hot, thats the mark of a truly hot woman.

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 8:44pm
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I like the makeup. It made her eyes look really nice.

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 8:50pm
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She's so pretty an hot!!!

Lucky bastard of orlando bloom STILL resist! DAMN!!!

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like the Miranda Of The Undead-look.

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 4:27am
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she's too thin.

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 5:28am
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I've never seen a woman wear that much eyeliner before. She looks like she just came from having really rough sex and gagging on cock so much it made her eyes water. We've all seen those pornos.

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 8:19am
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...you would know...
Miranda is a virgin, in case you didn't know
*sarcasm off*

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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as soon as she dumps Orlando she will run into the arms of one of you fat losers on Bastardly, I'm sure this will happen.

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 11:56am
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she always looks scary in make up..

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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I just shred a single drop of tear... that BASTARD orlando!!! hahahah man funny how we all think the world will be a better place if those two weren't together!!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 3:01pm
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her eyemakeup looks like she just got done crying because she just found out she really is a alien.

Thursday, May 7th, 2009 @ 12:32am
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Kate B. steals the shaw. Kate was perfect, Miranda looked cheap. Ugly dress and terrible make up, strange hair. Miranda is usually better looking than in this photos. But Kate was realy classy.

Thursday, May 7th, 2009 @ 4:24am
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