Miranda Kerr Did Some Bikini Photoshoot in Sydney

Reports are that Miranda Kerr is rather upset about the topless beach photos of her that were posted on the internet last week. Also falsely reported was a marriage ultimatum from boyfriend Orlando Bloom.

“What a load of baloney – as if anyone would do that. As if that would ever happen or as if I would allow that to happen.” Source

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She's so small but still so fucking cute

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 12:42pm
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small? as far as I know she's 5'9

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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I just meant as far as her size. Her waist is pretty small and all that.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 3:48pm
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cute face on a to damn skinny small body!!

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:13pm
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.........and DONE!
Miranda Kerr was all the sexual ammo I needed.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:15pm
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look at that angelic face, no matter how skinny she is that face is perfect

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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I'm just surprised that there aren't a dozen post yet talk about her being too skinny or looking like a 12 year old boy. Oh well, Miranda is hot, i know it, she knows it, that fuckstick orlando knows it. fuck that guy sucks.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:25pm
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Fucking perfect.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:33pm
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Safari Al says, "An almost perfect female specimen of Homo sapiens. The only noticeable flaws are the slightly abnormal face and the protruding ribcage."

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 1:47pm
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i love her body... she is so well proportioned. long legs and torso. nice hip-to-waist ratio and beautiful skin.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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dont you just love modern science she has tits with that bikini top.. i love that mouth..

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:03pm
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She is a goddess.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 2:29pm
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In honor of Discovery's Shark Week, Moejackson posted pics of an anorexic hammerhead shark.

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 7:11pm
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Lovely

Monday, August 3rd, 2009 @ 9:50pm
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cute.

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 @ 9:30am
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Gotta love Australia!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 @ 1:58pm
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Nice. I'd hit it... but Like I've said before. She looks like she'd be a shit shag. She looks as sexually agressive as a Disney/Pixar movie. Not good. Still cute though...

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 @ 2:03pm
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