Miranda Kerr Did Some Bikini Photoshoot in Sydney
Monday, August 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Reports are that Miranda Kerr is rather upset about the topless beach photos of her that were posted on the internet last week. Also falsely reported was a marriage ultimatum from boyfriend Orlando Bloom.“What a load of baloney – as if anyone would do that. As if that would ever happen or as if I would allow that to happen.” Source























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She's so small but still so fucking cute
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small? as far as I know she's 5'9
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I just meant as far as her size. Her waist is pretty small and all that.
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cute face on a to damn skinny small body!!
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.........and DONE!
Miranda Kerr was all the sexual ammo I needed.
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look at that angelic face, no matter how skinny she is that face is perfect
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I'm just surprised that there aren't a dozen post yet talk about her being too skinny or looking like a 12 year old boy. Oh well, Miranda is hot, i know it, she knows it, that fuckstick orlando knows it. fuck that guy sucks.
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Fucking perfect.
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Safari Al says, "An almost perfect female specimen of Homo sapiens. The only noticeable flaws are the slightly abnormal face and the protruding ribcage."
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i love her body... she is so well proportioned. long legs and torso. nice hip-to-waist ratio and beautiful skin.
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dont you just love modern science she has tits with that bikini top.. i love that mouth..
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She is a goddess.
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Thumbs up!!
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In honor of Discovery's Shark Week, Moejackson posted pics of an anorexic hammerhead shark.
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Lovely
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cute.
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Gotta love Australia!
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Nice. I'd hit it... but Like I've said before. She looks like she'd be a shit shag. She looks as sexually agressive as a Disney/Pixar movie. Not good. Still cute though...
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