Miranda Kerr & Her Legs Help Launch "Heavenly Enchanted" Fragrance
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped at the Victoria's Secret store at the The Grove shopping center in L.A.
Anyone know the reason why Orlando Bloom is holding out from tying the knot with this chick? Both Adriana Lima & Alessandra Ambrosio are already temporarily in love with their own baby-daddies, so unless he wants a shot at Selita Ebanks or spend years traveling the world trying to find someone close to Miranda's hotness level, then I honestly feel like he's wasting his precious time.
Worst case or best case scenario---all depending on your perspective---is if Miranda gets tired of waiting around for a ring & leaves Orlando for another actor/director/producer/random billionaire. Orlando would probably move on to another hottie within hours of Miranda's departure, but thinking realistically, can a woman actually get that much hotter than Miranda Kerr?!
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i dig the legs.
i dig the hair.
i dig the rack of lamb.
i'm on board, stiff as a board. very nice.
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she's odd looking, but totally hot.
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Hot if you put a thumb over her face
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she must be thinking the same since she tried covering half her face with hair
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that's it, if none of you are going to give her a sandwich then i will
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she is looking great here.
A lot better than some of the last few post about her.
p.s. WTF is Orlando waiting for? Seriously?
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I would like to like her, but doing so would only be to fall in line with everyone else. There are some good pieces here but it just doesn't come together for me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I think Orlando COULD do better.
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No way, Orlando is a girl!!!
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....and not a good looking one :D
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Exumptly!
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I would make her more famous than she already is :-)
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looks like she needs to pee
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Wanna fuck this chick so hard, she's gorgeous
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Not a fan but not a hater either I will say with legs that go on forever she could have her way with me.
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MIRANDA!!!!
I lover her SO MUCH
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face is meh and the hair looks better dark... the outfit totally washes her out as well but omg i love her long legs, they are her best feature. it makes me very sad that marisa, alessandra and miranda are basically taking over vs without adriana. :(
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Those twigs couldn't launch anything heavier than a beach ball.
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Moe, ever occured to you that maybe it's Miranda who doesn't want to get married and have kids? Not every woman desired to be a wife, just saying, maybe it's her, not him ;)
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I agree, I mean Orlando is pretty much repulsive. She's probably holding out for someone better.
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YES! I also find him repulsive. I really think it's her who doesn't want to marry him.
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I wouldn't be at all surprised really. She's so young and gorgeous and has the rest of her career ahead of her, she has no need to settle down right now. He probably just can't get over the fact he has bagged himself a supermodel, lanky little freak that he is.
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couldn't agree more. Hey, you have a gold badge!!! :)
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ha when did that happen? lol
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agree with all of you
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Holy crap. She does have a gold badge. Welcome to the Justice League, doll!!!
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i totally agree... i hate how women are always made out to be these pathetic little girls whose only aspirations are to be wed and have children... it's disgusting and it makes me so irate. miranda has a life of her own. a fulfilled, extraordinary one. i highly doubt she's waiting on a dude. and yes i never got the orlando hype. he's so effeminate. and not in a robert pattinson kind of way, in an unattractive way.
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Eh, it's an accurate stereotype — a LOT of women are that way. I was out with a couple of female friends the other day and they started talking about this woman they knew who had been with a guy for a couple of years and the dude still hadn't proposed to her and what should she do. I told them, "So what you're telling me is that she's a successful unmarried woman who's getting to do all kinds of cool things and has a great boyfriend she's been with for years and still isn't sick of? I think she should be fucking ecstatic!" And they were like, "Ugh, men."
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Well SOME women, once they get to a certain age start to panic if they haven't settled down. But what's marriage anyway? It's just a piece of paper. It's fine if you want to get married but people shouldnt feel the need to have their relationship validated by either church or state. I guess there is still an archaic pressure for women to become the wife and homemaker and some are still drawn in by that.
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sick response alina maria. : ) i concur. it is archaic and outdated. women no longer need men to be fulfilled and feel complete. there are some pitifully desperate and insecure women out there that cause these generalizations and stigmas which totally sucks but we've come a long way and we now have vast opportunities. we've always been powerful beyond measure, we just assumed the role of the weaker sex.
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Marriage is a covenant between two people who love each other. It's a way to pledge your love to someone.
I did it because if it wasn't for my husband, I'd still be an angry man-hating bitch. He's helped me work through a lot of my issues and to become a better person. He makes me feel beautiful every single day and reminds me that I'm not an ugly bitch who ruins everything she touches and I am capable of being loved. If you want to paint me as one of those weak bitches, go ahead...but at least I have enough courage to admit it. He is my better half and again, if it wasn't for him telling me to get over myself and literally having the courage to deal with me at my worst, I'd still be sitting in that brownstone in Boston...going to shows & bars with FSU and beating people up.
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Aww, that's beautiful. You should write a screenplay.
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*throws a shoe at Goli*
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Ok ill lay off the fun sarcastic remarks I could make with the first few lines, cause you are obviously wearing your heart on your sleeve here.
It sounds like you got married for all the right reasons, IMO. Sadly though I run into so many women who's life plan dictates they be married by a certain age or point in their life, or they percieve they have failed at life. These are the weak bitches, not you. These are the women who see getting married as nothing more than tick box that must be checked during the game of life. There are plenty of these women out there in a hurry to get married to the wrong guy who just happened to be in the right place at the right time. For proof look at our nations divorce rate.
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Caitie is right, a marriage is an amazing thing if people marry for the right reasons, and not because a female approaches 30 and her biological clock tells her it's time to look for a babydaddy. I know a girl who talks marriage and kids within 2 weeks of dating a new guy. Of course they all run away, so she's single again, lol, she's 32 and exceptionally good looking.
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please forward email address of all such women.
All this girls who want a ring or babys from me, when I really have no intrest in either.
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Fuck that! Get in the kitchen woman!
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lol......I've been cooking for my now husband for 10 years before I had to marry him. I said I HAD TO not I wanted to, I run out of excuses, ahahaha. Most of my girlfriends refuse to get married, half of them refuse to have kids.
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How do I get to this magical land you live in?
Plane, Train, Auto, Fairy Dust?
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you gotta move in to Poland :D I'll hook you up with my girlfriends, sounds good? :P
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Well yes, it does sound good. My wander lust is itching up again, might be time to visit Poland. ;)
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well, she did say she wants to settle down and have kids but she's never given any timeline.
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Chicken Legs!!!
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Jesus she needs to eat something or work out. Those legs are like toothpicks...they just don't look right.
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Too skinny with an odd face I agree, but if a woman looking like that walked into your local bar, I doubt you'll be turning your head away. She looks like a dream!
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Girls like that walk in my local bar all the time though they have prettier faces and that's not really a bar more of restaurant with a wide choice of booze we don't really have bars we have a couple of pubs but they are mostly fancy and all non fancy booze spots are usually for bums and complete drunks.
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Nice change of venue from the local mall theory.
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LOL!
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She's so damn pretty. Look at those legs dude. Even if they are too skinny they look delicious. Her face is a little off but still really pretty. I'm down to make her my wife.
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ATTN 'MIRANDA' brothers in the VIP.
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Going with a hairstyle that covers half her face was a smart choice.
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You know, I always forget how pretty Miranda Kerr is. And then I see a picture of her and it's like, "Damn, she's pretty."
And what's with everybody talking about how she has an odd face? That's basically saying "I prefer average-looking chicks."
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There is a difference between having exotic beauty that distingishes a chick from everyone else, and having an oversized, square head with eyes nearly on the sides of your head.
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I wish her legs weren't so skinny
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God, she is drop dead fucking sexy here. I'm really diggin the hair style, reminds me of Veronica Lake. Alina, gotta say, I think you hit my sentiment exactly about marriage, which is actually refreshing to hear from a woman.
And on a side note....Moe or Jackson, being the giant fucking pothead I am......I can has a green badge?
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Ah thanks, Peccavi! :)
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Maybe Orlando can rotate over to Bar Rafaeli. Then I might have a chance to catch Miranda on the rebound.
This, of course, assumes she was falling down drunk and looking to purchase more cheap booze in some old, empty liquor store and realizes she lost her purse somewhere. And I wander into the same place a few minutes later even though I don't drink, but only check it out because it seems like the kind of place that always sells winning lottery tickets...
Yeah that's the dream I rarely have even during the day.
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Sexy legs? They're like twigs. Far from being hot, this girl is uncomfortable to look at. Way too skinny (in a not healthy way).
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She's awful cute. But too thin..but I guess for a model she's alright..Love her dimples. All the one's she has...
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"can a woman actually get that much hotter than Miranda Kerr?!"
LOL. This made me laugh. You'd think Moe was talking about Adriana Lima or something.
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well she kinda looks like lima.
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get out...no freaking way...plus 'kinda' doesnt cut it...they look nothing alike...they dont share a single feature thats alike.
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ok, yes, her face is cute but so is a dog with its big, wet nose and tongue hanging. What I mean is she has awful features! Look at that nose, man. It has a crack in it like an ass and is all big, bumpy and shit. Her teeth are huge. Her eyes are just shapeless. Her face shape is so odd. I'm sure there are hotter models out there. She must have had connections or something to be working with VS. I know Selita Ebanks did. As far for the body, normally, i like that it's tiny but it looks sick here. She is 5'8'' at most but appears to be 6'2'' so wtf is going on? I know thin people look taller but she just looks way too tall. Did the photographer use a stretch lens or something? I know photographers use tricks and special lens on the catwalk, for catalogues, etc but i am pretty sure papz dont use those types of effects.
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oh the major thing i cant get past: her eyes are almost on the sides of her head!
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Damn! Those legs go on for miles!
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i love this girl but damn can she get any thinner..
MK Please eat somthing..
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I got to agree with you to a certain degree. She really seems to have lost a few pounds since earlier in her career. Not saying she looks bad now, but I think she looked a bit better a few years ago when she had an extra 5-10lbs on her frame.
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she really shouldn't get any thinner. or else all her shoes will look like they're heavier than her lolz
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it'll look like her shoes are too heavy and due to that she hardly can walk in them.
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im not sure if i heard right, but i could have sworn that orlando proposed to her and she said no
dont really see the need for her to get married, she's in her prime
bag on her legs all you want saying they're to skinny, they're still amazing to me
she's becoming my new favorite vs model but only because all the others 1 are gone for now, adriana how i miss you =[
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omg page 9, last pic.. see the comparison with the girl there....
wow. but her hair looks nice.
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She is so perfect. Everything about her in these pictures just oozes beauty. Wait that sounds funny...
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has orlando done one role that shows he can can act abit/or that's bit serious/shows i shoud take him seriously as an actor ???
and i think some of the 'he's hot factor' has dipped abit with some of the younger guys now getting that space.
so, if miranda left him/i'm sure he'd do ok/but maybe not as ok as he would have a few years ago.
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I can use her leg for play golf.
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Boring, I want Adriana Lima!!
and why blonde hair? go back to brunette
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ok here is your precious adriana:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/adriana-lima-does-amy-winehouse/
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to skinny
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I have to say that I hate the hair..
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i want 2 lick her from head 2 toe...
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