Miranda Kerr Lookin' Beautiful @ 2009 HUG Award Gala

These were snapped last night in New York City

Please hold off on slinging any lame chipmunk jokes. This woman looks drop-dead gorgeous and you bastards know it! OW!

The 2009 HUG Award Gala fundraiser was held to honor Victoria's Secret & their involvement in the community.


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1 Bastard Digs This!

Pretty.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:34pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

I love her.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:36pm
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Chipmunk jokes? There's been those going around? I don't think she looks like a chipmunk at all, I think she's one of the most gorgeous women out there.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:42pm
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Ok I won't.....Alvinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Saturday, November 7th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

So overrated, I wouldn't even look twice if she walked past me.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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lmao you can't stand her. haha yeah i don't find her attractive enough to be a vs angel either. a normal, run-of-the-mill model, yes, because she's a beanpole and looks like a baby alien, both qualities the fashion industry loves lol

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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I just don't get it, don't people see her huge square head and her freakishly-distanced eyes?

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 11:33pm
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better than alessandra's gargoyle feet... but really, none of us would reject any of these girls given the chance

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 3:28am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I'd have sex with her, but I wouldn't date her. Well, I would date her, but only because she's rich and famous and I'm a man-whore.

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 11:30am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Too damn thin for my taste. I'd take Sofia Vergara over Miranda anytime.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:49pm
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no way... that fake tittied she-donkey

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 3:29am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

she's pretty, but I'll take Adriana Lima (pre-pregnancy) over her anytime.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 6:55pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

yeah shes thin, which means she is light, which means i can toss her around and take control in the bedroom all the more easily while bringing her to her sexual limits.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

i like her so much. just so effortlessly sexy. i'd impregnate her. in a heartbeat. cuz that's about how long i could last. srsly.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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Oh yeah too under nutritioned...she needs some manavitamins and I got her Rx right here...really but I do like that face...a face fit for a BJ

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

BJ from Miranda would be better than sticking into the wood chipper Adriana Lima calls a mouth

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 3:31am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

too skinny but she does look good here.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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Her body lacks anything worth pitching a tent for. Thoses legs are long but for some reason are escaping sexy. And she's naturally pretty but she ain't looking up to scratch here. So it's a fail here. That is my verdict.
On another note.
page 2 pic 2: Who is the short dude in the dress? That guy needs to get out the fucking shot.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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Erm wrong co-ordinates. Page 2 pic 3, damn it!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 7:49pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Oh she's much too thin, come on!!!! Pretty yes, but far better with meat on her bones. I do not like right now. No siree.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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I dont know why, but this poor girl was convinced to loose a few pounds in the last few years. A terrible loss to her hawtness.

I do have to say that the color of that dress works wonders for her though.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 8:53pm
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yes and the peaches and cream make up is cute too!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 8:55pm
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she is very cute, one of the cutest in the world but i honestly think she would look better with just 5 more lbs, not fat but more

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 10:47pm
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she reminds me of maria de medeiros

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 10:52pm
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Since Maria is 44 and Miranda 26, I'll assume that is not a good thing.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 10:55pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Well I am digging her. Thanks Moe!

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 12:18am
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3 Bastards Dig This!

holy god she is such a beautiful woman

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 12:46am
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cute!

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 1:50am
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It is rather amazing that pretty supermodels always bring their ugly friend as fashion accessory to every photo-op? What a great confidence booster!

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 2:19am
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3 Bastards Dig This!

Ow! Miranda I love youuuuuuuuuu!!

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 7:10am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Cute...
and yes, she looks drop dead gorgeous.

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 9:04am
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Shark

Friday, November 6th, 2009 @ 11:07am
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drop dead gorgeous? puhlease...not with those eyes, not with that nose.

Saturday, November 7th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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