Miranda Kerr: Victoria's Secret Photoshoot in St. Barts!
Monday, January 19th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comLast we posted Miranda Kerr she was showing off her cute little booty in Vogue Japan. Here she is doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret. We already know the hotness she brought to the VF Fashion Show and so I can only imagine that this photoshoot will help to heat up a future catalog. Orlando Bloom is a damn lucky bastard.
she has a very cute face...but a little 2 skinny for my taste..just a couple of burgers more!!...
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Is she still in high school? lol... She may be skinny, but not skinny enough for me to pass up! I'd hit that
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She has no boobs. She has no ass. She has a face of a chipmunk.
And she's a model?!
You have got to be kidding me.
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FOOD. Eat some.
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No Goli. THIS woman needs to eat.
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very disturbing...
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she has the body of a little girl or boy...
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Nothing about her is cute, especially her weird hammerhead shark face.
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LOL @ "weird hammerhead shark face." Don't hold back, Rhonda. Tell 'em how you really feel.
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omg i can't take anymore of you two and the excessive amount of ass kissing that goes on between you two. get a fucking room or at least pm this shit to each other
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+1
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I think she looks good here. Skinny yea...but not anorexic skinny
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Many people dig overly skinny chicks, Hon
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Thats unfortunate
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So is Pam.
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Why don't you just set yourself on fire, you useless idiot???
No one would even notice you're gone.:)
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is that why you don't eat? you want people to not notice you?
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Who the hell are you and why do you keep stalking me???
are you that big cunt that blocks my way when I go shopping?
You're that fatso standing in the way, yuck.
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please i'm not stalking you. i read the comments and i have to llot at your desperate for attention and pathetic words everywhere. it is and you are annoying. we both know i'm not standing in your way since i'm at the grocery store buying food.
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it's d55 who's anorexic, you slut
you're really sad and sound sooo uneducated.
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Pam how long has it been, since you had a big bowl of Wolf Bran Chili?
I know your hungry Pam
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just leave me alone, asswipe...
I eat plenty, and I think I know who you are.
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thats funny, i know who i am to!
you eat plenty, of what, air pudding?
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"Stalking"??? Well, ain't that the needle calling the toothpick skinny?
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YOU are the one that needs to fucking die, and hopefully, when you do finally commit suicide, because you've finally realized that your life is sadly pathetic and not worth living, I hope you make it slow, horrible, and very painful, because dumbass, pussy little cocksucking bitches like you deserve nothing less. Fuck, your stupid ass is going to Hell, anyway, so why prolong the trip, faggot? In fact, I would've thought that, since you are such a fucking queer, that you'd welcome going to Hell, so you could get fucked in your loosened asshole by Satan. So, what are you waiting for, you pathetic-assed dickrider?
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You need a time-out, dude. Don't take it out on the Bastardly that you weren't born the woman you so long to be.
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Bastardly? Hell, I'm just tellin' the truth about you, homo. IF I saw you in real life, I'd spit your lame ass like the faggot maggot you really are.
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Keep talkin', bro. With every comment your wig shifts more to the rear.
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PAM, PLEASE KILL YOURSELF (JUST PRESS THE BUTTON HERE -> (O)
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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Oh look, it's the loser.
Thought you'd be dead by now.
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IT SAYS ZOMBIE, WHAT PART OF THAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.
DOOM IS MASTER OF PAMS PANTIES
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she looks about 15 in these shots, always looks great in the catalog, the photoshop magic at work..
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NO ass at ALL! and in pic no4 it (what ass should be) even looks quite celullitish! yuckee... skinny cellulite..
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Very cute girl, but with that much people around, that looks more like holidays than a photoshoot ...
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Eww, her knees are way to pointy.
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*too
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She's perfect. Curse you Bloom.
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is bloom really that lucky ???
regardless, i'm sure he's happy to be with someone with an insanely high media profile...
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I love every inch of her; she truly is moving up to top position at VS I say.
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quite a lot of dumbasses here... maybe some security guards wanna get rid of those negative motherfuckers...
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quite a lot of dumbasses here... maybe some security guards wanna get rid of those negative motherfuckers...
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I thinks she needs a little more curves here and there, but she definately has a better body body then Bundchen or whatever that skinney bitch's name is.......
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simply stunning , a cute face and a body she takes care of, total respect to you miranda
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SHE LOOK'S LIKE A 13 YR OLD RUNNING ON THE BEACH
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She's hot if you're into girls who look like little boys.
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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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shame on you two! children who have such a strong belief in a God shouldn't be made a mockery. they should be applauded.
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this is the reason i couldn't recite my swearing in. i couldn't help but remember this and laugh in my brain. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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and i'm sure you the internet douche could have done such a better job. SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU AIN'T!
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LMBAO!!
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why does everything have to be a black/white thing? why can't you just laugh your ass off. why black ass? would it be cool for a 'white' guy to say you're LYBAO? double standard much?
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Who the fuck couldn't!?? But all of that is behind us, now:
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you honestly think that a random internet guy could run the country better than George Bus? don't get me wrong i think dubya is a major fuck up but come on you ever reaching such a position and being better than him....NO!
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Very nice skinny body... face could be better... I rate her a 916
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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Good lord, pic 9..........hot!
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She has the same problem as the Girls Aloud gal.
Flat (meaning not supernaturally upright, round, and projecting) butts look worse in tie side bikinis. There are better cuts and better tops for women shaped like this.
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does her mom know this little boy is walking on the beach wearing a bikini?
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I could never work out what was weird about her face and then realised after someone else mentioned it...her eyes are too far apart.
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last pic - her ankles and thighs are almost the same thickness!
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LAST PICTURE = BEAUTIFUL....
NOT!!
WAT UP DERE!! =/
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This goes out to Golihomo AND Moelicious:
You have NO friends, I guarantee that. I don't see how a self-important, lying, stupid cockrider like you could even begin to exist in society, much less befriend anyone within that society. I may not have many friends, but at least I have any at all, unlike you. Seriously, you can just stop fucking lying now. No matter how many times you deny this shit, I don't believe you, no one else believes you, and it just makes you look like the pathetic fuckwad you are. Just give it the fuck up, you stupid cocksucking son of a bitch. Just give it the fuck up.
And shame on you Goli, for calling Caitie the Harmful Wench adorable!! How dare you offend her like that?! She's an internet tough ass thug!!!
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Super Super Hott!!!
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