Miranda Kerr: Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog 2009
Monday, March 2nd, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

We saw Alessandra Ambrosio's contribution to the new catalog last week, so it's only fitting we see Miranda Kerr in action. All we need now is Adriana Lima & Candice Swanepoel to strut their stuff & we'll be as content until the summer bikini season rolls around.






















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Very consistent, looks great almost all the time, including without the airbrushing
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yes, but her head is very large
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no her body is anorexic, hence her head loooks large
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appropriate handle for that comment. There's a difference between being physically fit and anorexic
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The new Victoria Secret model Emanuela de Paula is 100x hotter thant this chick...
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I really like Emanuelas's body. She is very beautiful too.
Manu is going to be huge. She is only 18, I think.
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She looks fuller in those pics.
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Whenever I see pics of Miranda, I always imagine dropping down to one knee and proposing marriage to her. But I'm sure if I met her in real life I'd be too petrified to say or do anything.
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Nah, her face is very wide and flat almost. It's huge and the 12 yro boy body only makes it worse.
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Soooo hot . . .
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HOT 10 Year Old BOY!!!
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She's so freakin cute. Imagine if she gained a little more weight...damn.
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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yea, she's actually kinda, ugly. looks like a 12 year old boy, with gender issues.
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Perfect.
Curse you Bloom.
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she kinda looks like an alien in the first pic.
ET phone home!
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She is pretty but not for me
Just not something i find attractive.. yet she is deffinately not ugly! Just more like sister material!
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shes hot whats wrong with some of you and i dnt think shes anorexic prefer her than washed marissa miller
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a ten year old boy body. Is Better than big fat ugly cellulite ridden granny lookin 50 year old bodies like Kim K and Beyonce. A skinny person can always put weight on a stretch out their skin. But if a fat person loses weight they get loose skin.
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TO GAIN SOME! FUCK! HER BODY IS SICKENING! A TEN YEAR OLD BOY BODY SHOULD ONLY BE ACCEPTABLE TO 9-10 YEAR OLD GIRLS OR FAGS. WHICH R U?
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No offense,but you sound like a bitter fat chick whos been on a diet since you were 14 but can never lose the excess blubber.Aw, did your boyfriend leave your disgusting fat ass for a hot skinny chick? Boo fucking hoo, cunt.
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lol I wonder if her brother Matty Kerr is still posting here on the bastardly years after his first rant about how people shouldn't say how fuq ugly his slut sister is. Hello its called personal opinions, not everyone is going to like someone, duh! Why cant she just be the fameho she is and stay with Brandon greasy bear davis?
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