Miss Universe Contestants: Choose Your Favorite Girl! Ow!
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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So, this is the best they could find in China?! NO WAY!These were snapped over the weekend as the women left what appears to be a final dinner event held inside their Bahamas hotel. If you have better pics of some of the models, please link to the images within the comments.
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Miss Ireland, plz. ^_^
And Miss Great Britain.
And a pair of shoes that fit for Miss Croatia.
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belgium is looking the best to me
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Finland and Belgium. Umm... Caitie H, I didn't see Miss Great Britain.
What's Miss Croati adoing in a beauty pageant? Looks like she should be tending to the cows on her farm.
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She was in a previous post. She's...smoking hot.
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she's hot but....this picture...
http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/969
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Ireland n Hungary...But i wanna See pics of miss Aruba that piece of chocolate was looking delicious!!
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great britian was a fiery hot redhead... yummy. i also like ireland and bolivia. croatia was sexy too, that's just a bad pic. indian and china, wtf? terrible looking. and my latinas let me down.
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fuck, Miss India is scary.
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for the love of God, all are pretty bad, I guess hottest would be Belgium and cutest Hungary.
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YOU DARE INSULT MISS IRELAND????!
*PUFFS UP*
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well, she's not ugly but has big teeth, her smile is like Jessica Biel's, no?:
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1250034815/482/2744482.jpg
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That is a damn sexy smile. Even if she is a tainted Northerner.
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ok ok, I looked her up more and she is pretty...
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That's right.
Now I'll take the bomb off of your car....
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in that case, I also like Miss Great Britain :D
lol
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Miss Great Britain is awesome. With her fiery red hair and witty personality, I really thought she was gonna make it into the finals.
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Oh look, the little one just got a $100,000 college fund.
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:D
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Out of a billion plus people, China can't find a better looking woman?
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I know right?!!!
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Same goes for India with their billion plus people. I guess different cultures have different perceptions of beauty. Oh, I forgot, it's the inner beauty that really counts, right? :-/
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Ha, that'll be the day where personality is a deciding factor. They all act so bitchy I doubt any of themwould even be able tp compete if that were the case! I think they should ban silicone from these things also, whats the point otherwise?
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Well, they apparently banned brains long ago. If they ban silicone too, it will just be a bunch of mannequins in the contest.
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haha! Too true!
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Silicone in beauty pageants should be banned like steroids in sports.
I would gladly volunteer to perform the necessary tests on the contestants.
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Urine, blood, and hair follicles turn you on like that?
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My bad, I read that wrong. 8)
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eeeek at ghana. her skin is looking rough as hell. this is the most disappointing miss universe contest ever.
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THE GOOD
-Ireland is a perfect 10. I find non-ginger Irish chicks incredibly attractive. Daywalkers are ok too.
-Miss Switzerland is so hot that if Robert de Niro saw her, Sunshine of Your Love would randomly start playing in the background.
- Miss Colombia is super ultra babelicious
- Greece and Ecuador are cute
THE BAD
- An asteroid could land on Miss China's forhead
- miss indonesisa reminds me of the joker but is objectively good looking
THE UGLY
- Miss Ghana's face needs sandpaper
- Miss The Philipines looks like she should work in a massage parlour or be a typical bitchy materialistic asian housewife
- Miss Croatia looks like a fat peasant. no offense to Croatians. I just have this image of her as a fat peasant in rags in the middle ages.
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MORE THE UGLY
- Miss India's facial features seem to indicate too much cousin fucking.
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Why are so many of them ugly? Aren't they supposed to be super hot being Miss Universe contestants?
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I blame George Bush.
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I hope Miss Croatia is hot (as some of you have said). There are many, many lovely Croatians chicks out there and these pictures do a great disservice to them all.
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THIS is miss croatia;
http://missuniverse.exposuremanager.com/p/uni09_parade/uni09_ps_2464_27_...
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+1 for Ireland.
WTF @ Ghana, having been to Ghana I know they have women with better skin and that are way more attractive than that.
In general though, I'll echo a sentiment I put in one of the older Miss Universe post. WTF this is the "cream of the crop" of our worlds beauty? Looks like the ugly stick is gaining in power, IMO.
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WTF this is the "cream of the crop" of our worlds beauty? Looks like the ugly stick is gaining in power, IMO.
Most prescient comment of the month on here.
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Ireland is the best out of these.
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Geez, what happened? I remember around the year 2000 all the women were gorgeous, godess-like things, now, not so much. But there are a few who stand out: Belgium, Ireland, Croatia, Columbia and Philippines.
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I agree with you. I like Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines. Miss Indonesia,too.
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Oh, and miss Singapore is not here, but she's adorable!
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I am seriously hungry for Miss Hungary
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yay!!! she's gorgeous:
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/misshungary(1).jpg
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1783/90898b1a756c5618cbaa203.jpg
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Oh my word...
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IRELAND!!!!! FTW!!!!
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Miss Turks & Caicos. (obviously not shown)
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Someone needs to put up some pics of Miss Aruba...
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Miss Aruba:
http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/1006
Nice bod but I don't like her face.
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yeah her face is beastly, thats why i wanted the pics lol!
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Gee, NOW you tell me! I thought I was going to find a pot of gold at the end of my search for Miss Aruba. But instead I found a pot of beans.
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Oops. My bad!
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OH FUCK.
*punches a unicorn*
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hehe!
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Miss Aruba better apologize to that unicorn....because I'm not responsible for my actions after looking at that mug.
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i believe that if miss columbia had longer hair and trump didn't pick the winner,then she'd win and miss switzerland would be the runner-up.
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Best chest: India.
Hottest: Ireland
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Damn WTF is the world coming to when these B--ch's are beauty contestants.. maybe the hottest girl in the bar/club but this shit is just wrong.. South America is the most disappointing with all that hotness this is the the best they could do.. the downward spiral continues..
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Ireland, then Belgium.
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I like Miss Columbia. Miss Philippines is a flight attendant in a local airline, maybe I can persuade her into joining the Mile High Club.
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"there once was a girl from China,
with a popsicle..."
whaddaya mean my time is up?
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When did Georgia secede from the United States?
http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/981
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georgia's a country near russia. stalin was from georgia
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I believe that was cornball humor, you know, the kind you've been flooding the place with since forever?
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Now why couldn't Havier have realized it was cornball humor? LOL
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Because cornball humor is horrible. There was a poster here once who flooded this place with cornball humor and it was painful to read.
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I guess I slept that during my Geography class. haha Actually I knew that Georgia is a country. But I didn't know that Stalin was from there.
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i think miss ireland is the best, i was expecting a ginge, but this chick definitely does it
2nd imo is colombia,maybe as a hispanic, but i find a lot of colombian chicks attractive
3 is belgium
everything else was pretty normal
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You can see all of them here (official photos):
http://www.globalbeauties.com/universe/2009/?page_id=1047
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can anyone tells me whose the chick saying i am hotter in the first picture , and standing behind Miss Hondarass
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Um, doesn't everyone know what "Ni Hao Ma?" means?
If Ms. China's forehead was smaller she'd be really pretty. I don't know though, I think I'm being defensive because I found out recently that my dad was half Chinese.
I think Ms Singapore is the hottest http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/975
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There's only Hungary and Ireland.
That is all.
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Ireland is the hottest, and Ghana is the worst. Phillipines has an obvious nosejob.
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dude, it's like they hand-picked the ugliest chicks for Miss Universe Ugly competition or something! Except for colombia, hungary, ireland, they are all fucking ugly! That's not to say those excluded 3 girls are pretty or beautiful. Ugh
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but miss Venezuela is really hot , isnt it ?
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oh belgium is excluded, as well.
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and it's obvious miss philippines was moe's favorite.
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OOOO miss Russia RESPECT http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/973
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I liked miss Philippines the most but Ireland and Croatia was nice aswell.
I also liked Sweden a bit. She looked very high fashion but not very miss worldish. Kind of ugly pretty.
http://www.missuniverse.com/galleries/view/1003
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This is like a bad day of fishing, you want to throw all of them back and go hungry!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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daaamn they all look fucking 30
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You would think that with an economic crisis going on, that hotter women would try out for this pageant thing. But then again maybe the ugly ones are still even more willing to blow the judges for points.
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Miss China looks like Yao Ming, Miss India looks like a rat with arms, Miss Croatia looks like an arm wrestling champion, there are hotter girls in a brazilian grocery store than Miss Brazil, and Miss Ghana is no spring chicken.
Miss Hungary is the hottest in these pics...very sorry group this year...
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These women are a poor representation of beautiful women from around the world.
Miss Ecuador has really nice hips.
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I'll go for Greece.. she's pretty...
since I come from Indonesia, I should have voted for Indonesia too but damn she's so average, there's a lot of better looking women here..
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miss switzerland
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