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fucking butterface.

i would totally fuck her still, but the lights would have to be off and the windows would have to be covered by blinds AND tin foil.

this chick is fucking ugly in the face. rest of her, not bad.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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great legs...ugly face

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 7:24pm
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Looks great from the neck down. Her legs are beautiful and she has great fashion sense.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 7:36pm
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1st of all what in the world is tampax studio?! sounds horrible

2nd what happened to her ? she used to look much much better in her early movies she was confused with penelope

3rd those are shapeless legs I don“t see the appeal

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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Monica's got some of the best legs on the planet, but y'all post 800 face shots. WTF???

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 8:39pm
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I don't know why all of you are calling her ugly. I find her and Penelope very attractive, and while I understand not everyone will share the same sentiments as me, you sound rather idiotic if you call her face "ugly."

Now if you want to live up to the name of the site and be "bastards" then fine, but if you're serious, then maybe you should re-evaluate some things.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 8:50pm
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Uglier then her sister and that's saying something. Shapeless legs.

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 @ 10:20pm
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Buttaface? Wow you people are picky. She may not be amazingly beautiful, but she is stricking; with makeup at least.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 12:21am
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Well I think the only thing she's got over Penelope is she's younger, but she's nowhere near as pretty, even Penelope isn't pretty, but she does have great legs...and probably every thing else attached to them except her face...

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 12:27am
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Why do some women paint their fingernails, but not their toenails? She has really nice feet, but needs some paint on her toenails. I believe it's more important that a woman has her feet done than her hands. But I'm into feet, so maybe that's why I feel that way.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 7:23am
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I paint my toes and put clear on my fingers.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 7:36am
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i agree, i always have a pedicure witout fail. but i dont always have polish on my fingers nails.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 8:01am
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Rhonda and AlinaMaria - Now there's two ladies that have their shit together.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 7:41pm
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She isn't ugly, but she needs to ease up on the make up and Pene is way hotter.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 8:06am
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They're both very pretty but I think Penelope is slightly better looking, both face and body wise.
http://cyanatrendland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/penelope-monica-cru...

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 9:10am
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wow. just...wow

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 12:02pm
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They can both get bit by the trouser snake. OW!

Friday, July 10th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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Monica is attractive but Penelope is beautiful in my eyes. Her make up is probably the best in hollywood too.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 10:07am
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yeah...

Penelope is way hotter. Monica tries hard, but fails miserably. Her face looks like it was scrunched in a vice or something.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 10:28am
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Monica and Penelope are not as hot as the Krupa sisters but probably more talented. I'd be happy with either 3some.

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 1:39pm
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seriously? The cruz's are SO much hotter!!! The krupas are borderline trannies!!!!!!

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 @ 1:42pm
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