More Pics of Body Painted Babes @ Playboy's Super Bowl Party

Photo Credit: Splash News



I'm a moderate football fan, so naturally, I gotta jump on the Playboy Mansion invites. True, hitting up the Super Bowl is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but let's admit it, the ability to enjoy multiple hot women within in a very short span of time is only available to lucky bastards at the right place at the right time.

To see more painted bods from Playboy's Super Bowl party, hit this up.

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oh shit 98% of these broads are fuckin ugly. and what's up with bret michael's botoxed ass being here? he is such a pathetic old dude.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 6:38pm
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...And what do you think the PB parties are full of? Young, strapping Frat boys?

Sunday, February 8th, 2009 @ 8:14pm
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Fuck you JTshitcago Google Wikipedia Asshole.

Monday, February 9th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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Playboy is soooooooo lame.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Ugly fucking broads there. Body painted outfits were neat like. . 10 years ago. They're fucking lame now.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 6:57pm
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I just wonder how they managed to paint the mesh look on those jerseys....but even tho half of them or probably all of them have fake tits, they still look darn good...

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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Damn. I guess it's these tough economic times, but these girls look like something found after 2a.m. in a Circle K parking lot in Los Angeles asking me if I'd like a date.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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Old Whores. Los Angeles is filthy with them. What we should do is take a cue from Logan's Run and start using these jizz-dumpsters as skeet when they turn 30.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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I'm a football fan too. You know, the sport where the ball is actually played with the feet (and occasionally the head). You may know it as soccer.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 8:06pm
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True, hitting up the Super Bowl is a once in a lifetime opportunity...

They have one every year.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 8:40pm
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Are Playboy girls always that fug??

Hands down, I'd go to the Super Bowl. Even if it were switched and it was an opportunity to go to a Playgirl mansion- There would be no question. Super Bowl.

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 9:30pm
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Serious though, most the these girls are pretty fucking ugly, c-mon Heff, what is that all about? Are times tuff too at the mansion?

Friday, February 6th, 2009 @ 10:29pm
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oh how thou bestowed upon thy gentle lips , good morrow

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 12:10am
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Why the hell am I seeing Goliano's stupid lame ass comments??? I fkn blocked him, & shouldn't fkn see them.
You fkn pest Goliano.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 2:50am
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W/O AN OUNCE OF SELF CONTROL WHO FOLLOWS PEOPLE AROUND HERE LIKE A STRAY DOG! YAP YAP YAPPING LIKE THE NEIGHBORS CHIHUAHUA! GET A LIFE YOU SORRY FUCK! DREG OF SOCIETY! WASTE OF RESOURCES!

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 9:12am
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HOW R YA?

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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Oh wow, I can just feeeeel the luuuv ;)
Don't show it so obviously, kiddo

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 10:03pm
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Holy fuck the economy sucks. Poor Hef, could only afford these broke-down ho's and tranimals. There are some seriously ugly things with implants in these photos. Good to see Blue Lagoon guy out and about. I like Bret Michels and his hairpiece stapled to his cowbow hat.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 11:13am
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SHUT YO YAP UP UGLY LOSER

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 1:45pm
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The only woman that I find attractive is the one at the bottom on page 5, who is it? So cute.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 1:14pm
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alll these girls are hideous...i wudd never step foot in tht playboy mansion

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 1:19pm
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I voted for two Super Bowl tickets. Why? Because as a SoCal native, I already know that since I'm not rich or famous, I have no chance of scoring with any of the girls at the Playboy mansion. That's just how it is.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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Okay, I spoke too soon. I looked at some more pics, and THESE CHICKS ARE UGLY! Since when do they let ugly chicks in the Playboy mansion? WOW! I wouldn't even try to hook up with any of these butterfaces. Gross.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 6:52pm
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What a waste, anybody can have a good physique, not everybody has a beautiful face, hence these pictures...damn.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 9:52pm
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Agreed. They're buttas... rancid buttas!

Sunday, February 8th, 2009 @ 2:02am
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I don't understand why girls like these decide to have their bodies painted - it's just like being naked without the fat cheque!! - so stupid.

Sunday, February 8th, 2009 @ 10:21am
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Give me Super Bowl tickets!

Life is too short to be surrounded by aging fugs of either gender and buttafaced-ness is contagious.

Sunday, February 8th, 2009 @ 9:57pm
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FUGLY - they should have Painted their faces

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 @ 3:00am
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