Morning Pick-Me-Up: Kelly Brook Talks Into Her Shoe
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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For those of you wondering: YES, she's still dating that rugby player dude Danny Cipriani, but we can't see this lasting through the holiday season. Seasonal shifts in relationships normally occurs around this time of the year, so if you're in the market for a hot piece of ass, make sure you have plenty of cash on hand just in case a hottie is up for rebound rebound...
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No, I don't like those pictures, I know, Kelly Brook, latex, high heels - it should be hot but it doesn't work for me :(
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its working for me, but then again I might just be a deviant....
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Its working for me
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it's so working for me you sound utterly jealous
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motherfucker, go to all Kelly Brook posts that ever been posted and see my comments on this woman before you open your motherfucking yap, I told you to fuck off, do it already, magamagicasshole.
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*shocked followed by laughter* LMFAO
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yeah, I know, I should have known it was sPam trying to piss me off :P
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Fuck off sir.
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Normally I think Kelly is little more than an averagely attractive chick with a better than average set of tits, but... put an averagely attractive chick with a better than average set of tits in latex and high heels... yeah, it does work for me. :)~
Umm.. is averagely a real word?
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It is now, my friend!! *-*
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Well it does work for me.
Look at those melons!
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Upper or lower?!
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wow, how did she fit those curves in those tight ass clothes? so hot
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"how did she fit those curves in those tight ass clothes?"
I know, it really boggles your mind, doesn't it?!
Lol
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custom fitted and lots of baby powder, is my guess.
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God Damn it, i loooooveeeeee her!!
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I'd lick her greasy crease from back to front.
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Really? I thought you were like a bloodclot mamma man and only into 13 y.o. boys, sacrifice them for the sake of your sick beliefs so they'll love you or some sick shit.
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what does "bloodclot mamma man" mean? Im sure it is supposed to be an insult, but if your "target" doesnt understand it, how can they feel insulted?
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Hot, sweet, and sticky. 3a is adorable.
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Mmmm tight shiny leather. I love it.
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God, I want those shoes...
Latex = our new best friend, Bastards!
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mmm latex never looked so good
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She looks hot but those shoes look rather large.
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latex is decent. the shoes are hot.
i hate the phony faces. why do chicks that take pictures for a living not know how to make fake sexy faces?
i think the dudes that they fucked to get where they are either dumb asses for letting that fly or just fucking didn't give a shit.
i would give a shit.
if i'm gonna let you make me breakfast and clean my bathrooms you better give a good fake sexy face.
fucking whore.
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I love the "startled" look in the second page. mmmmmmm....diry thoughts are forming.....
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OOOOOH Fetish Outfits! I bet she is fun as fuck in bed.
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her photo shoots are the biggest case of flase advertising in exsistence. se in no way looks like this in candids, and, her tits in her candid topless beach shots sag down to her belly button.
pig.
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My boyfriend LOVES her. I'd kill for those boobs.
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nice tits...if there real
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surely those breasts have magical healing powers
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Amazing body...with or without clothes...
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i love her curvy body
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Groovy baby...
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I prefer Kelly in latex rather than breakfast pastries but that's just me.
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pic 1, page 4, her head/neck looks really weird, and her waistline is not that thin...false advertisement.
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This is how I prefer Kelly Brook.
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