Mrs. Adriana Lima-Jaric @ Roberto Cavalli's Boutique Opening Party
Monday, March 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
All I gotta say is that it hurt typing out "Mrs. Adriana Lima-Jaric." Nevertheless, major props to Marko Jaric for swindling his way into Adriana Lima's heart. Along every NBA player, countless members of the Bastardly Horndogg Community are wondering how he pulled off such a heist. At this point, all we can do is use Marko's story as a motivational tool to convince ourselves that with the right amount of money and some luck with timing, anything is possible. Anything, damn it!
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stop smoking crack.i can't believe she married Alice the goon though.what a waste of beauty.
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yes i think she is average, not your busines to change my mind
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i wasn't trying to.i said stop smoking crack.clearly, your smoking crack.
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you're.
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no i am not but you clearly disturb me
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Average? You're on crack indeed.
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no i am not - i just think she is. disturbing people..
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yo you fucking crackhead dealer, hes is actually right, hes not smoking crack or weed, so shut your fucking ass trap
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Average is actuallly too much.
She´s less than this.
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obviously the same person with 2 ids. you know i will stop because i wont fight for a person that i think is average and get into the classic situation of long posts for lima from some pathetic fans. but you know you are very rude so you are in crack and by the way you shut up because you talked to me i didnt! you are following me around like a dog... let me think who else did that?? oh yeah d55!!
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but she looks way better than you.
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whatever..
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pic 2 is fierce. she looks fantastic whem shes not doing silly faces
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She's not average....o god no!!...but she's loosing her sexapel!!
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she is gorgeous
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better with her hair down, but still very pretty, mind
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Meh, she needs more makeup and her hair down to look good. Looks very plain here.
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Don't EVER post her with that last name again! Let us dream on forever. She's OURS. Not his.
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Lol! So true. That alien does not deserve her.
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that stray hair is pissing me off lol
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LOL i thought i was alone...i just wanna pull that frizzy stray hair out
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Perfect woman... ¡como siempre!
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Well if I can't have her then I hope she gives birth to a sextuplet of baby girls that all look like clones of her. It would be worth waiting 18 or so years for them to become legal, and it would be fun to call her the Supermodel Sextomom in the meantime.
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i most certainly believe a model like her getting married and modifying her last name lowers her stock value. guys don't want to hear about other guys. you don't hear much about Audrinna Patridge(i couldn't remember her name for 2 mins. honestly) anymore do you? she's got a boyfriend and was in a bunch of pictures at a sausage pool party. we know deep down we may never have a chance with a girl like Lima but our fantacy continues. a boyfriend or husband in the picture sqashes that fantacy real fast
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ugly bitch. looks like a dork. No thanks.
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first time, shut the fuck up, too retarded, don't bring stuff up
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Meh^n
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this woman only looks hot when she is airbrushed and loaded on with makeup. other than that, she looks like any other human..and not too great to say the least.
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She is a pretty lady, but she needs to let her hair down. Her face is kind of androgynous, and it looks more masculine with this severe hair style.
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She's a gorgeous woman when she has her hair down and she's wearing lots of making, there's no denying that. But here she looks so average and, yes, slightly masculine. The pulled back hair just brings attention to her weird face shape. She's not the kind of gal that can pull off the "natural" look.
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*makeup
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Damn she looks a lot better in bikini, or swimsuit..and who is the old guy? is that Marko Jaric? Adriana sucked all the juice out of him?
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She reminds me of a beaver with those low set eyebrows that have no arch and a big pair of teeth poking out of mouth. Her skin looks a little blotchy, but hey that happens. All in all she's not hideous in fact she's quiet pretty, but a tad overrated. Oh and her eyes look different than I thought too. I thought they were more up tilted and almond shaped. She has that sleepy stoner eye look.
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OMG! I THOUGHT THAT WAS NELLY FURTADO, LMFAO, THEY LOOK IDENTICAL IN THE SECOND PIC! SHES CLEANS UP NICE BUT IS SUCH A GEEK.
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I MEAN 1ST PIC AND NICE HAIRY ARMS. OWWWWWWWW
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Beautiful!
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Fuck Adriana Lima Jaric or whatever her fucking name is! Is she beautiful! Yes! Should she be worshipped? Ja, Ja, Ja fuck no! Its sad if you give all that you are to putting someone else up on a pedestal. Only thing it tells me is that you are not happy with your own existence
Thats whats wrong with this country! To many people have their head up Hollywood's ass. The whole got damn world wants to live in Hollywood. Believe that " oh if I don't live like this high society assclown than my existence isn't worth having." Fantasizing about some bimbo who doesn't even know you exist, grow the fuck up! Adriana is where she is cause some fuck retard wants people to think there opinion is the only thing that mattered. And just like a bunch of little baaaaaahhhhhhhhhh sheep people fall in line.
BRAINLESS SUCTION CUNTS
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this is gone way too far, jarci + adriana lima, wow, but i am sorry, if jarci did something stupid, oh man, this dude is a totall asshole, and a fag.. congrats dip shit, good luck with your beautiful lady bitch head
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is that hair above her lip in #5?
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She looks great. No need for makeup at all.
DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC. GOD DAMN. he gets to fuck the shit out of her night and day now.
*sniff*
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Wow, she looks amazing without makeup!
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she's wearing make up idiot!
she is overrated not ugly but not that great either.
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yes she is so average that she became a supermodel for vs
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So many others had became VS supermodels too and are way worse than that AVERAGE chick.
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my point is she obviously isn't average to millions of people nor are any of the vs models. We all know she is a billion times hotter than all the women hating on her in this post. Lets see what you look like then if she is SO average.
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Thing is: what my looks has to do with my opinion on adriana´s looks?
You are missing the point again.
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she looks better than all of the people calling her average.
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plane jane
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its "plain" darling
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so what?
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