Nadya Suleman's New $565k Home Comes With Free Childcare!
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comCoupled with massive amounts of cash rolling through her donation website & a lil' help from her father, Nadya Suleman is moving into a new home in La Habra, Cali. If that wasn't enough, she's also getting free childcare courtesy of friendly people at Angels in Waiting---a service which under normal circumstances costs $135k per month! What the fuck, right?
Like any other sane person, this bitch annoys the hell out of me. Who would've ever thought that popping out fourteen babies could become such a lucrative career move. It's sad that we've come to a point where a shameless woman can literally blackmail society into funding her entire life. What's next?
Anyway, as much as I hate to drag race into this crap, it's more than obvious that if Nadya Suleman was black, she wouldn't get any of the help or national attention, for that matter, that she's currently receiving. The press has even gone as far as to compare this woman's appearance to Angelina Jolie. Once again: What the fuck?
And also, can someone please kick Dr. Phil in the balls for fanning the flames of this woman's 15-minutes of fame? I don't want to hear about this woman when her kids turn 1, 2, 3, 4, etc, etc. Even though I know it's gonna happen one of these days, but I hope & pray that she doesn't land her own reality show! Please God, don't do it!!
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OMG! How I hate this ugly, disgusting, fish-lipped Angelina Jolie wannabe bitch!
She replaces Jessica Albatrash as my #1 most hated bitch...EVER!
My husband and I, like many Bastards here, work our asses off and do without so this ugly ass bitch can live the life of luxury.
She needs to be spayed, given psychiatric help, and have her children taken away.
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I think she's hot.
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Stupid Cunt sums it up about as well as it can be..
I think the god damned doctor should have to pay child support.. he knew what he was doing wasn't right..
NO ONE needs 14 fucking kids...
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Especially an unwed, unemployed, disability & welfare collecting woman.
The doctor definitely should have to pay child support. Good call! And, his license should be revoked.
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Yep, this is the solution. You can't deter some whacked out of her mind narcissistic bitch from having 14 kids, but make that one doctor pay child support and it won't happen again.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that she had all these kids that she clearly can't provide for or the fact she tried to make herself look like Angelina Jolie?
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She's a disgusting stain on society.
If aliens came to destroy humanity and cited her as the main reason, I would totally understand.
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what?! this chica does nothing but make babies and she is praised as a hero and given such luxuries as a nice ass house and free childcare. damn! probably not the best message for little girls right now. but for real $135k per month! better be some Marry Poppins going on. jumping in chalk drawings, racing cartoon horses and stuff. singing catching ass tunes...
With tuppence for paper and strings
You can have your own set of wings
With your feet on the ground
You're a bird in a flight
With your fist holding tight
To the string of your kite
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.....my house doesn't even cost that much and i'm a self professed trust fund kid.
and i see that house is through Prudential. hm.
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There goes the neighborhood. Can you imagine the damage to neighbors' lawns, pets, children and sanity 14 kids will do once they are running around playing? Yuck!
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Moe, how about not bothering to include her on your website if you don't want to extend her fame.
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"It's sad that we've come to a point where a shameless woman can literally blackmail society into funding her entire life. What's next?"
COuldn´t agree more with what you said... it´s shame, she´s clearly not in her right mind.. she looks like she doesn´t give a shit about all this, and she ends up like this!... shame shame shame...
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you guys can spew hatred but the fact is that the children deserve an outpouring of love and support. Can't anyone SEE this??? selfish angry fucks!
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We should find those kids the best foster and adoptive homes available.
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Aw, shucks. While I'm standing in line to buy Britney Spears tickets, I'm thinking how great the new duet with Chris Brown and Rihanna will sound. I hope that Victoria Beckham will be wearing a really expensive new frock she got for free from some desperate designer. I hope that some snazzy Hollywood writer pens an incredibly uplifting ending to the whole Jade Goody drama and that she gets better so that she can do a funny stint on 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here'.
(BTW, this is satire for those of you 'satirically-impaired'.)
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I rather fancy your brand of satirical humor, old bean!Though i must say the whole jade goody saga rather pulls at my heartstrings. Such a frightfully cute little bald ragamuffin,and oh so young. The world shall be a darker and far more dismal place without her, of that i have no doubt.
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Sir. I see your 27-year-old with brain cancer and I RAISE you a 5-year-old with incurable leukemia. We all have our torches to bear.
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Denny's special: 8 Eggs, No Sausage, and the other table picks up bill.
/only in Uh-merica
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Gas and burn the welfare bitch - child services for the kids (i know - not the best places, but better than being raised by the mother who is obviously a terrible person). It's people like her that give altruistic efforts and socially relevant charity a bad name. What a horrible precursor; people are going try to only top this. Also, no, not only in america, it's especially in california.
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She's an ugly bitch
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If this bitch was black no one would care, but because she's white she gets all this free shit...
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I agree with racer x: only in America and goddamn is it embarrassing.
@ Zen: If she were black, they'd care alright. The kids would have been seized. The doctor would be in jail. She'd be paying off the Medical bill Kaiser wants to hand over to the state of California and Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Mann Coulter, and Rush would be up in arms about how Reagan was right about the "welfare queen" and Obama's presidency made this possible (like they were when it happened)...never mind the fact that she was knocked up during the Bush years.
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Word.
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I don't know what the fuck she is, but it aint white. It is also extremely fucking ugly. And now we have fourteen fugly future criminals to worry about!
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I can hear the neighboring home values depreciating from here.
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she'll probably get foreclosed on. i dont like to wish bad upon people i dont even know..but... you know c'mon.
i could say a lot more, like how im against human reproduction and i think even having 1 child is pushing it..but i dont even want to waste my time, its too late now, she already has the stupid kids anyway
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Duke of Red. Britain abolished slavery 100 years before america. Dumbass.
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whooooorrre
what do u xpect from women .they only good for making baby
man r so lucky ,we have job and help world
we have childs and don't even have to for care them !!
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I don't know what she needs such a big house for, because there's no fucking way in hell child services should allow her to keep her kids. She has to have been demmed fucking nuts by now.
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Must we bring race into this?If America was is so racist how did we elect a black president.There is no shortage of blacks receiving Gov. funding on the peoples dime but I'm sure thats whiteys fault too.As for this so called mother of 14 I agree she should lose all her kids for using them as leverage.The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
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No shortage of whites either, j.f.fake.
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This woman shouldn't be called Octomon, She should be called Octopussy.
I fear this leach will keep milking society for money and goods for years to come. I saw the interview with Dr Phil. Uh! Who was the biggest narcissist among them? I guess they both win. Well, I guess that Dr Phil explained to her how to behave, and what to say in front of the cameras to make people ignore her crazy irresponsible behavior. I mean "Come on! This woman just got free money, free daycare and expenses for what? Acting like a selfish arrogant delusional irresponsible freak?
Wow, it I had known that being narcissist and irresponsible was gonna be my ticket to fame, money and fortune then I wouldn't have lived such a normal life.
Have fun Octopussy. Remember, Karma is a bitch!
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Hey, you said"135 thousand dollars a week for daycare. Wow, I know for a fact that people as irresponsible as her would never think of paying TAXES on all that FREE MONEY. I bet you she is not even planning to ever pay the taxes for all those free gifts and, free care and donations.
Hey, IRS people... Please, pretty Pleaseeeee put her name in your computer and see what comes up. I know this irresponsible piece of shit owes a ton of taxes already and is counting on you America to continue bailing her out from her own reckless life.
Good one Octopussy.
Who's up for the challenge? maybe 9 or ten kids in one pop would do the trick of knocking her crown from this bitch.
I also wonder where the hell are the California authorities? Is anybody at the helm? I see the hospital checking out the new living conditions but isn't that the responsibility of the State office of family services? (or whatever name they got for family protection services over there in la-la land)
Oh, and by the way... Dr Phil is a scumbag. Hey, is Dr Phil related to Michael Steele from the RNC? He could be his black counterpart. No joke.
I believe there was some cloning there... maybe Octopussy helped.
lol
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