Flashback 2000: Natalie Portman Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 29th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
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I had to admit...I did have a crush on this chick after star wars movies...but ehhh, not anymore, she looks so boring now.
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Yeah no shit.. I used to be all about Natalie. It was the cute and geeky thing ,I guess. In all reality, she was a 'buttabody'. I think the best thing was her smooth waist.. but really. stacked up against other hotties, Natalie comes up way short. Even the topless thing was a huge letdown.
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That's one ugly jewgirl, even by their low standards.
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agreed. white jews are ugly and inbred, middle eastern ones are better. persian jew chicks are the finest out there.
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very overrated especially since she shaved her head
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white jews aren't ugly Bar Rafael and Mila Kunis are white jews
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i don't like bar rafaeli, she's painfully average.. and mila kunis is a rare exception, but shes not that great looking. us middle eastern jews are still much hotter and more exotic looking
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Mila Kunis is Russian.
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Ukranian, actually.
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Nat is beautiful.
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Natalie Portman is gorgeous. You're all either blind, bigots, or both.
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She's stunning!
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What a pretty, pretty, girl!
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It seems like I've been wanking it to this chick for 20 years. She's going into the spank bank hall of fame, with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Alyssa Milano. Something just so darn cute about her.
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One of the most beautiful women in this world has a nice body. Wow!!!
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Who wouldn't want a woman with brains and beauty? She is the perfect woman, not ugly at ALL. Although her body isn't that great. Middle eastern Jews need to get over themselves!!! Trust me, they aren't all that.
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She's beautiful and classy but these are not good pics of her, she's all sunburnt!!!!
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How come no body has mentioned her ridiculous sun burn, sometimes I wonder why is her reputation so good and Kristen Dunsts so bad. Natalie Portman is not that much hotter than Kristen Dunst.
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this bitch ain't shit
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i want to make sex in her vagina
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I want to bang the jew outta her!
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Happy Pentecost, peeps!
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you are all jealous. She is obviously a beautiful woman, Jewish or not. If she was not jewish you would not be saying she was ugly. All Jewish women look different not just one way dumb dumb. I have seen plenty of ugly middle eastern women and plenty of pretty ones like everywhere else. There is pretty and ugly all over the world and you can't even tell if a girl is jewish or not. Amanda Bynes is also Jewish, but her not being pretty has nothing to do with being Jewish or not. There are women with more beautiful bodies than her, she is just all face. i prefer body. So is Jennifer Connelly ugly because she is Jewish? No she is obviously beautiful.
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jennifer and amanda are jewish?!? ew gross!
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Mila Kunis is great looking.
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she was awesome in Leon.. but as she's getting older and older, I start to lose interest in her..
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