Natalie Portman @ New York City Ballet Opening Night
Friday, November 27th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Opening on December 4th will be Natalie Portman's new movie, Brothers, also starring Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal.Related in a Scandalous way:
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As always!! Beautiful!!
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Looks very plain..and average..and kinda like she's not feeling well...eventhough with that fake smile something seems wrong with her, maybe it's just me..but she just doesn't look right..
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i agree, she doesn't look herself here. Her eyes look kind of hollow and yeah she looks like she's ill. She's still pretty but not her usual standard here.
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She doesn't look as good as usual, and wtf is she wearing?!
major fail :(
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She looks great. Major yummy!
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she was so cute & then she stopped eating & got so scrawny...saw her on Letterman show & she is now one of the Angelina scrawney creatures.....sigh...stop being a vegaterian..we are ment to eat whatever we desire,, it's how humans stay healthy...EAT MEAT IT"S GOOD FOOD! well I like it in my Taco Bell eats
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She is going to age horribly. She better get all her arrogance and self-righteousness out while there is still some reason to look at her.
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she looks really terrible here. as a matter of fact, i thought she was sexier with her head shaved than this and i hated it when she had no hair.
i'm telling you all... the 16-26 rule is in FULL EFFECT.
what a mess.
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If you mean 16-26 is when MOST females PEAK in beauty that is absolutely true in my opinion too. However its great to see the rare flowers who bloom later as well and the perennials who remain beautiful. But I agree Wiseblood, the average female is at her peak between 16 and 26!
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hmm most of my favourite actresses are in their 30s at least. Sofia Vergara, Monica Bellucci, Halle Berry just to name a few!!!
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I am not surprised that we disagree on this. But those are the rare ones I am talking about.
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why aren't you surprised we disagree? people with good genetics can age like a fine wine.
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I agree with that Alina. I don't think we disagree that much on this topic. I was just supporting Wiseblood's observation about the mass of women looking their best between 16 and somewhere around mid-20's. But those with good genes can just get prettier with age. Barbara Eden still looks hot in her 70's. Linda Carter is a knockout in her 50's. Leni is a knockout in her 30's!
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no you are right about that, i wasnt saying i disagreed its just the women i think are beautiful happen to be older!!
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Barbara Eden?
Ugh...
Who the fuck are you Al Bundy or something?
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All of them were at THEIR hottest in their mid 20s.
Did you see Vergara on Telemundo back in the day, when she had the blonde hair?
Now, I'll give you Halle, because I was never that into her, until she grew her hair long a few years ago.
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Natalie looks busted. From her feet to her face. I know everyone likes to compare her to Audrey Hepburn as the "classic Beauty" but I am not buying it anymore.
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Because of one event where she didn't look well?
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she is usually cuter then this, this is disappointing
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I love her.
She is gorgeous.
She should probably not talk so much though.
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Meh, boring.
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She just looks tired in these pics....maybe too much tryptophan
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Not her best but still cute.
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such a cutie it's unreal
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looks very cute and innocent here
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Somebody get this girl a doublecheeseburger.
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shes cutee
but her dressing sucks
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Love Natalie
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My favorite JAP.
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She's hitting the wall
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meh...i don't like how her mouth reminds me of a skeleton when she smiles...you can see all of her teeth
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This is one of the weirdest criticisms ever.
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http://poorreds.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/skull.jpg
i should have said "skull" haha
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looking good and that movie looking interesting.
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Lovely.
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very beautiful in a plain yet classy way.
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She's my favorite actress...always so put together and beautiful. However, this outfit is not flattering.
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Doesn't get any more boring.
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Doesn't get any more boring.
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