Natalie Portman @ Screening of "Brothers" in NYC
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Natalie Portman's co-star in Brothers is Jake Gyllenhaal but he wasn't at this screening in NYC. Natalie joked this about why he wasn't there...."He knows home remedies for distressed hair."
"[Jake] can build a cabinet from scratch. He plays guitar and has a great voice. Kids and dogs love him. He loves his mom and sister and girlfriend. He's perfect. Too bad he's ugly." Source
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very classy and cute
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She does look nice...got nice legs for sure..
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My God she is just beautiful.
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Very pretty and very boring, just like Emmy Rossum.
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exactly!
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Emily Rossum is cuter.
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Since when did a beautiful, educated, talented, well dressed, and classy woman become boring?
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I'm talking about her looks, she always looks boring, boring makeup, boring hair, boring clothes, she always looks the same.
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I like her look, but she could step out of her comfort zone every once in awhile.
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that's exactly what I meant, she always plays if safe just like Amanda Bynes. Natalie is a beautiful woman, why not change hair or makeup once in a while, a change would be nice.
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I agree. It's like having sex every night in the same position. It's nice, but gets boring after awhile. haha
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amen :)
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Natalie Portman is anything but boring.
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that's your opinion
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I know.
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yea...pretty like a piece of china that collects dust in the cabinet. Actually she doesn't even look that pretty in these. She should eat a little more and get more sleep...or change her makeup.
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emmy rossum turns me on
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If she didn't say some of the stupidest things she would be in my top three. However, the fact that she thinks she is so much smarter than everyone else is such a turn-off.
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After she made statements that make even Megan Fox shake her head, I didn't find her attractive anymore.
She's boring. And an idiot.
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Amen +1
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She is a vision...
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I thought her statements were funny - at least I thought that. Anyway she looks great my only negative is that although she is a classic beauty she seems to be out of place in these pics almost awkward maybe its the photo-op pose or maybe she is shy showing her legs... There is no doubt she is beautiful woman.
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She's a JAP. I would still bang her though.
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Even Susan Sarandon finds her to be pretentious.
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she's cute, but I can't think of her as "hot"
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I like her. would love to get her take on the current geo-political climate, and the socioeconomic effects of a increased taxation on small business owners.
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I would also love to get her take on the current geo-political climate, and the socioeconomic effects of a increased taxation on small business owners; and then give her a Cleveland Steamer.
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gorgeous
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she's flawless but not exciting
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Attention soldier....looks kinda stiff to me
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The first pic is not flattering. Looks like weird... almost artificial. Nice legs but what a fucking bore she is. She's about as interesting as a snails journal.
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All day!
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I love Natalie Portman. She has a very timeless feel about her -- she is always classic, elegant, and beautiful.
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she's okay, love her when she was still a lil girl in Leon..
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Beauty yesterdey, today and forever!!
I love you Natalie.
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Classic beauty. Her elegance is divine.
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She is so Elegant!
but why does she look like she's been cryingg!
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Lovely.
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