Nikki Cox & Her Fat Lips @ 2009 People's Choice Awards
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCan anyone really blame "Gary Unmarried" star Jay Mohr for sleeping with 30-year old Nikki Cox? Clearly he's a dude who knows exactly what he wants in his women: Fat lips, large rack & a nice pair of legs. Ow!
And no worries, we'll do a Bastardly Fat Lips Matchup with Lisa Rinna later this week.
Anyway, since I know you bastards want a closer look...
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i wonder what a hummer would feel like with those. does it allow her to open her mouth? cause i don't like teeth on my nob
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Dear Women of Hollywood,
Please stop injecting your lips with God knows what. You don't look sexy, you look like a damn goldfish with mouth hemorrhoids.
Sincerely,
Humanity
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Not sure what's going on with the face, but she has one of the best leg and feet combos I have ever seen.
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really? you like those sticks hanging off of her pelvis? she is too thin in the legs and doesn't have any shape. i can't even se the thing she is known for: THOSE TITTIES!
her day has come and gone.
NEXT.
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Nikki has thin legs, but they do have some shape to them. Check out pic 4. Nikki has really nice feet, so that's why I said leg/feet combo.
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You're a real creepy guy, you know that?
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No, I have no idea how creepy I am.
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yup agree I think shes got great legs, but damn what the fuck is up with her face, she was so pretty
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. If you had a choice which one wouls you punch in the face first,1. Jay Mohr(smug-ass douche bag)2. David Caruso (phony ass tough guy)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
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OH, MOTHER OF CHRIST...KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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warner brothers say Clayface isn't an option for the next Batman for it would be too hard to recreate that character in a realistic manner...i say fuck look at nikki cox and tell me that isn't fucking Clayface.
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She's only 30. Sad. . . .
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Her lips make Lisa Rinna's look natural.
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WHY ISN'T SOMEONE KILLING IT WITH FIRE??????!
OH GOD, WHY?????!!!!!
WHY!!!!!!
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HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH AH HA HA HAH AHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bubba Gump is now HIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Which dude does the side-by-side comparisons? We need him to find an old pic of her. She used to be so beautiful when she was younger.
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A side-by-side would be devastating to behold, so let's just settle for this.
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Good enough. Why did she do that to herself? Look how gorgeous she was. And, her natural lips were fairly full.
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Eww...
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If she is gonna walk around with lips like that then she REALLY needs to show her breasts more. Even then its awful
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WTF did she do?? She used to be so hot.
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My buddy looked like that after he ate a knee to the face in a NHB tournament a few years ago...
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Ladie and gentleman....The next jocelyn wildenstein.
Jay Mohr just looks just plain creepy.
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what the FUCK happen to her
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*cries*
make it go away.
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http://hitdawall.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/nikki-cox-good-bad.jpg
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Yes! Thank you!
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Looks like she's on steroids.
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This is so sad. Remember how she looked during "Unhappily Ever After."
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If her lips made a circle with her mouth open she'd looked like a blow-up doll.
/which is pretty IN-ter-esting
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lovely close up of the restylane/goretex lip implant scars...
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LOL @ goretex!
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If only I were kidding: http://www.docshop.com/education/cosmetic/face/lip/implants/
That's the last thing I want to see at the outlet store the next time I'm in the Bay Area.
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*picturing George Costanza's puffy Gore-Tex coat on somebody's face*
[about George's Goretex coat]
Cosmo Kramer: You'd better be careful with that coat... You'll start a war!
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That is hideous and beyond a joke, disgusting, does she own a mirror? and if so, how can she NOT see how ugly and deformed she looks?, she's a D grade "celebrity" anyway, what has she been in that is memorable?, all I remember is an unfunny Married With Children rip off show with a stupid puppet.
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I think she was ugly as she was before, and she only made things worst...sad.
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The saddest part is that she thinks she looks good. If I looked like that I'd never leave my house. She looks disfigured and scary.
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When will these chicks understand that thick lips like that only looks good if they're natural. Her fake lips look so silly it's not even funny.
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UHHHH! Even her mascara looks desperate..
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Yeah the lips scare me but they could wrap my cock any time. She has a great body abut I wish she did not do what she did to her face.
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OMG!!! what happened to her face!! she used to be pretty, if she continues to go this surgery road a brown bag is in order.
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IF??? I think she's already crossed that threshold.
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No way this victim of plastic surgery is only 30 years old!
Does she actually think she looks GOOD?
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She doesn't look at all like her former self, and that's for worse... How can such a young person ruin her beautiful features like that?? She looks like Donald Duck tanned grandma!!!
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She should be cast out of planet earth for what she did to her face. I really don't understand those people
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Scary pictures. It's sad, she used to be really hot before she started starving herself and got addicted to collagen.
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Holy hell, I had no idea who it was till I saw the before picture. She use to be gorgeous. Well, she has fantastic legs... but those lips make me ill. I'd say she should get some sort of reduction but they might get even more jacked up.
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I love women with full lips, but hers looks fake and VERY ugly.
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