Olivia Munn vs Olvia Wilde: The "Olivias on the Red Carpet" Matchup
Thursday, October 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped at "Whip It" L.A. movie premiere a couple nights back at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
Obviously, both Olivias are unquestionably hot, but the Bastardly Theory of Hotness states that "no two chicks are at the exact same hotness level; one is always hotter, albeit, by a very small margin." So, with that in hand, let the red carpet hotness matchup begin. If needed, please bring links of pics from other shoots to help support your case...

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wilde all the way
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How come you guys never put "NONE OF THE ABOVE" as an answer choice? Both these chicks are overrated. I choose neither.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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I guess I'm with Dr. Doom this time..
BOZ HAS SPOKEN
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ive been asking that for YEARS dude... LOL
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Damn straight.
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Neither is the correct answer, but you knew that
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I'd have to go with Munn.
Cause Wilde looks Cheap as Fuck
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she would be right up your range then!
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i think Munn is hotter BUT i can/will never vote for her for anything to starting the fully dressed playboy trend, i hate her for it & will never forgive her
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she didnt start that trend, it has sadly been going of since at least the '90s
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really, name 1 of the people in the 90's who did a full spread with clothes on, not the 20 questions people, the photo spreads
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we talked about this in the forum recently.
i asked the last time that a Maxim Type shoot took place for a cover model, or NON fully nude, cause i saw the Heidi Montag one.
we mentioned Munn, mentioned Alba.
IDR who they mentioned as the one who started this trend, but i believe that FRT is correct when it was sometime in the 90's?
a cover model basically did a Maxim type shoot.
Hef has officialy lost his mind. Playboy will never be the same. clothed cover models, what the fuck is that about?
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PHILLIP MCCRACKEN, YOU are the one that needs to fucking die, and hopefully, when you do finally commit suicide, because you've finally realized that your life is sadly pathetic and not worth living, I hope you make it slow, horrible, and very painful, because dumbass, pussy little cocksucking bitches like you deserve nothing less. Fuck, your stupid ass is going to Hell, anyway, so why prolong the trip, faggot? In fact, I would've thought that, since you are such a fucking queer, that you'd welcome going to Hell, so you could get fucked in your loosened asshole by Satan. So, what are you waiting for, you pathetic-assed dickrider?
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Jeremy Bosco is a registered used.
http://www.moejackson.com/user/6453
you are not him. plus he only comments on Stacy Keibler.
but A for effort tho!!
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PHILIP MCCRACKEN, do you honestly think that, when you type that retarded bullshit, that you actually sound like you know what you're talking about, and that people are gonna think you're funny and intelligent? Do you even read what the fuck you even type? If you did, and did actually have any semblance of intelligence, decency, and common sense, you'd see that, first off, you sound like a fucking 2-year-old cripple with Downs Syndrome, trying to explain the Pythagorean Theorem; and second, you really need to just fucking kill your stupid goddamn self, and just be done with it. Someone so pathetic and fucking subintelligent like you really needs to just commit suicide, 'cause you're already going to Hell for being so fucking stupid and for being a fag anyway, so just fucking do it already, so neither of us has to keep this shit up. I'm not giving up with bashing and berating for the idiotic bullshit you've done, as well as being a helluva lot smarter than your queer ass, and you're obviously too fucking retarded for... well, for ANYTHING in life, and since you're so sad, pathetic, and apparently can't find a man to have in your life, and that just eats you up inside, just kill yourself and be done with it. It's the only way that anybody here's gonna be happy.
And you sure came up with that link quickly, you impostor, I am Jeremy, he is ME.
You got that, you miserable faggot?
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Triple H; It's not a Professional Wrestler
Yesterday was a Triple H kinda day here at "Living on the Spit"...hazy, hot, and humid. Definitely not the kinda weather that is conducive to hiking trails, but we did make it out onto the beach for a while.
There was a nice breeze, albeit very warm, and the time spent on the sand was refreshing. It reminded me how lucky we are to live in an ecosystem so majestic, so powerful, so peaceful.
These bright and vibrant trumpet blooms were everywhere singing a happy song. I always love the fact that our beach is not just sand and water, but an actual habitat that has been painstakingly preserved through education and the hard work of the Chesapeake Bay Foundation. Their dedicated efforts never go unnoticed.
The newly planted sea grass that is repopulated yearly, is growing high and strong, reaching to the sky amongst the wild sunflowers. It creates a strong barrier for the shore to withstand any storm that may blow through in the coming months.
What a glorious place to repair one's spirit...to feel the renewal of one's soul. I can never tire of seeing it's beauty. No matter how many times I see it it, the coast line is always changing, evolving.
Up over the hill, you can see the happiness of others enjoying a day on Willoughby Spit. I only hope these scenes make you smile and help you to search out your magical, restorative place in your world.
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LOL your doing a good impersonating job, i cant stop laughing. but the real JeremyBosco is way funnier.
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wait until next month
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whose doing nextmonth? and why do they liek allow NON Nudes when they have "celebrites" that WILL do nude? Traci Brooks from TNA just did a fully nude spread, but got shoved online.
Hef has lost his fucking mind.
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Mariah Carey started the "non-nude" Playboy trend. Then Alba did it. Munn's just the latest. You hate is unjustified.
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thank you for the mariah comment. i had forgotten who it was.
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I refuse to vote because i refuse to choose! How dare you make me!
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BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH
with me inbetween
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Munn
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Olivia Munn's face looks ridiculous -- that's definitely not fierce. Q.E.D. I must go with Olivia Wilde.
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damn, this one looks like it's gonna be too close to call...
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which means you dropped the ball on the 3some option
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Unfair poll is unfair. Wilde is just plain sexy/hotter. Munn is the cool smoke a bowl/play some vidya games with. I want both. or better yet, if wilde would smoke a bowl and play vidya games with me, while naked... we would have a clear winner.
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i voted wilde just because she's the youngest...but now i'm not sure if that was my final vote...this shit is very close!!
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Wilde thing wins this. Seriously she is so fucking hot. I want to have an eight hour tantric sex session with her!
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I don't like either of these girls. One looks like a dinosaur and the other like a robot.
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what's wrong with sex robots?
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LMAO!!!
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lmao..."looks like a dinosaur"
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munn for me
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both hot
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Munn all the way, how often can you say there goes a hot nerd. After sex she can screw me on the latest hit game.
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Livvy Munn is my idea of perfection.
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Looks like the Florida vote will decide this one.
My chad is hanging for either of these ladies.
I voted for Wilde since the name describes the style I prefer in bed. But Wilde Munn-ing would be the ultimate.
Okay no blood left in brain to continue commenting.
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wilde's ugly. she got big freaky sleestak looking head
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Munn, hands down.
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Wilde is hot for fashion, she's thin, pale and has a strong jaw, beautiful eyes. It photographs really well.
Munn is hot for bed.
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Either or.
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Wow I dont now Olivia Munn but shes adorable. I think I'm in love.Sometimes I wish I was a guy.
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don't worry i'm sure she swings both ways. all women can be persuaded to get with another woman at least once
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i'd go lesbian for Wilde, totally.
Munn is cheap, don't like her at all
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Munn is hotter all day.
She is hot and has personality and she is Asian which is a plus.
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I'd bet O. Munn would be infinitely more fun.
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Shocked that man Jaw Wilde is getting votes, that woman is ugly as sin saved for her legs. Munn has lovely eyes,freckles,boobs,booty and humor, I love her!!
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Both Olivias are hot and sexy! However, it looks like Munn would be wild and crazy in bed plus she has boobs. Sadly Wilde is a little bit on the thinner side.
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both ugly useless and annoying.
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Judging by the looks of that pic of your ugly, faggot ass I found, apparently, you ain't far behind, you dumb son of a bitch. Unlike your pathetic, loosened ass, I use the toilet, and actually get up from my computer from time to time to, you know, DO THINGS. Like GO OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE INTO SUNLIGHT, which is something I'm sure you haven't done since your ugly fucking ass was hatched from the egg your mother laid to birth you. But, I guess that wouldn't be too smart, considering you've been stuck in your own mom's basement for so long, that the sunlight would actually burn you and kill you. I just wish you would do just that, so that way you could just go on ahead and take your place in Hell, where you'll be tortured, maimed, and just in general violated in millions of different ways, simply for being a closet faggot, who wouldn't admit to loving to suck cock while taking another up your loosened ass.
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dude WTF?
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YO Domo was born from an Egg so im in good company!!!
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Munn... because she has breasts.
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Both are fine as hell but Munn needs to loose the tights and go bare.
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BOTH
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Olivia Munn.
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1 of them is a pincher and the other one a biter..
i'll take the pincher, Munn
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They are about the same to me...not hot, but average...and if it was up to me, and had my choice I'd vote for Olivia Oyle, I'm sure Popeye won't mind.
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Munn is both pretty and funny!
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Munn > all.
/that other chick looks OLD
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munn wins here, simply because wilde's outfit is atrocious(munn's isn't much better) and her make-up washes her out.
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I would take them both, though I think Olivia Wilde is prettier, yet in this set she appears quite too simple and cheap, she is top notch and should wear as it, not like a middle class on her 19
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Munn, love that face (especially the freckles)eyes and mouth, good body too.
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Wilde during that era of "Skin" and "The O.C.", when she was blonde. Now, she's too skinny and looks weird with dark hair.
Munn's has a better body, beautiful green eyes, freckles, and doesn't take herself too seriously, like Wilde.
My vote goes with MUNN
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FishFlu, some advice: Try killing yourself.
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Ill take either one but Olivia Munn has me ever since I watched her on G4!
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3 pics of Munn, 1 featuring her legs, compared with 7 of Wilde and look who's winning. LOL
Moejackson, your powers of persuasion are failing.
Oh yeah, I vote Munn!
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both of these whores look used up. i'm tired of used up whores.
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Munn!!!
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I saw Wilde on Letterman last night and she's full of herself, so I'm going with Munn. Wilde needs to lose the jacket, too.
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MUNN by a landslide! She is awesome to her fans. I should know, I met her at Comic-Con 09
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MUNN by a landslide! She is awesome to her fans. I should know, I met her at Comic-Con 09
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