Olivia Munn @ "Watchmen" Premiere in Hollywood
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
So Oliva, you gonna give us some Bastardly love on AOTS!? I mean, we're both represented by Complex... or do you run your official website as much as we suspect Kim Kardashian doesn't run her official website?! What gives!? Give us more bikini pics of pics of you with panties on your head!
A modern day goddess.
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goddess? really? goddess of what? OLIVIA MUNN GODDESS OF THUNDER THIGHS!!!!
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YHBT, you ignorant slut! Back down to the basement this instant! And put your helmet back on!
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unreal, she is SO hot
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I love this women!! SHe is fo damn hot!!!!! Best looking women on t.v.
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YEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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What a beautiful face, man she is awesome!
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fat & annoying.
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i couldn't have said it better myself but i would have said a talentless bitch that tries WAY TOO HARD and still FAILS. however, she is not fat. she is really fucking fat. look at those legs! if you covered her top half up and just showed legs i would be like "what the fuck is a HIPPO doing on the gold/yellowish carpet? who the fuck invites a HIPPO to see Watchmen? SILLY HIPPO, HIPPOS don't watch movies!"
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If you're calling her "really fucking fat"; what do you call those who can't even get through the door?
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What the fuck did I just tell you, skank? Eat your fuckin' food and stop talking to ned. Just because he lives in the basement next door doesn't mean you get to talk to him.
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ned, you need to fuck off with that shit.
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NED,how is she fat?she actually has nice size thighs and a very nice ass so that makes her fat?!let me guess,if she was like your average white woman with an ass as flat as a wall and bony thighs,she would be fine?
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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Hold on, everyone. Let me take a sip of my espresso. Now I'm unbuckling my slacks. There's my dick. Where's the bong. Okay, here we go. Lotion? Check. Towel? Check. Oh yeah. Olivia Munn you hot little bitch. They said you had thunder thighs like it was a bad thing. But it's not. You're just so ripe and meaty and juicy. I'm going to spread your legs and eat your pussy. I'm going to nibble your clit and stick two fingers inside of you. Then I'm going to bend you over and fuck the shit out of you. That's right. No, no. Leave the shoes on. I like it. They look hot. Holy fuck. Oh my god. You're so tight baby. Get on your knees. I think I'm going to come. That's it. Lower. Open your mouth. Right there. Stick your tongue in. Don't move. Holy shit. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wow. Oh my god. Look at that. Look at that shit. Holy shit. You're so good. That's it. That's right. Oh, fuck. I exploded. Thank you. Thank you. You're so fucking hot. Let me look at you. Oh my god. You're so fucking beautiful.
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The rest was lame.youre losing your touch,Ed.
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Oh, good, there you are. I thought I lost you there for a second. So you liked the title? That makes me happy. Tell me what you like my sweet and I'll write something for you from scratch. Do you like tales about sisters and brothers finger fucking each other's orifices? I have one of those stories. How about a story involving me pounding my pud and jizzing into one of my dad's girlfriend's high heels? That one is totally true. Happened in Solvang, 1997. There is so much I want to tell you, you hot sexy motherfucker you. Keep following me around, though. Because the next time you get rough with me I think I'm going to make some baby batter on the inside of my courdoroys.
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I don't understand the hype around this chick. Nothing really stands out, except for those thunder thighs.
Someone care to explain her appeal to me?
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oh god how I have missed the weirdness of Edward Yang. I thought you fucking died. back on topic....Olivia is hotness/approachability personified.
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the guys that talk bad about this girl are clearly gay, u sleep with a 200 lb "woman" every night but then complain about thunder thighs
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OW!OW! Im dribbling! Look at them legs... I think she beats alica keys! Dammit im in love in a bastardly way.
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lose 10 pounds, and you'll be aight.
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it's true she does look heavier here. she's not fat, but looking bigger than usual. i think it's the cut of the dress.
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are you guys serious? thunder thighs? LMAO guess ur into women wh bodys like 15 yr old boys you sick motherfuckers! in all seriousness a womoen suposed to have curves, not be an unhealthy skeleton... no girl youve ever fucked is even clo to as goodlooking as her IF youve ever even been wth one
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Without doubt, the epitomy of curvy beauty.
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Okay maybe she hams it up a little on her show and has slightly hammy thighs, but she's still much hotter and less annoying than the general population (and many celebrities).
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Yet another chick I need to lick up and down 'till she says stop.
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