Orlando Bloom Enjoys The Perks of Being Miranda Kerr's Boyfriend
Friday, May 22nd, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
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The couple is currently vacationing in celebrity-packed Cannes while the big film festival goes down.
And, of course:
DAAAMNNN YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM! YOU SON OF A BITCH WHOREBAG!!
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- BREAKING! Miranda Kerry & Orlando Bloom Went Shopping in Paris!
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- Orlando Bloom Rocks Ray-Bans During First Outting w/ Newborn Son!
- NYC: Miranda Kerr Pimps A Celine Tote While Out in Chelsea For A Shoot
- NYC: The Kerr-Bloom Family Brings The Afternoon Links!!
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thats a flat ass
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it doesnt even look like her in the second pic on page 6...she looks so different there.
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nigga i am high as hell, i just smoked a phat ass hog leg i dont even kno how i got on this page zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I salute you !!!
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WHOA, is that orlando bloom? WHOA, holy! first time seeing that douchebag on pic mode!
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Her ass is so hot she has made a gay man turn straight.
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hahahahhahaha
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she has no ass!
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Lucky bastard.
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Do we like her because of her actual looks or who she is? I have to admit that if I didn't know who he was and saw her looking like this on a beach or at a pool, I don't think I'd be nearly as impressed and I am knowing she's a VS model. You stretch 120 pounds or so on a 5'10" woman, and it's not going to be attractive from every angle.
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she's cute, though
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It looks like everybody is having a great fucking time in Cannes.
Is it too early to start drinking?
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I was having a wank on her ass. I am dropping a valium right now !!!
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Ass? What ass!? She's as flat as they come, cute face but her body's not sexy at all.
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her body is alright, its kind of nice since i seem her previous pictures... it was smoking!
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Boring. Miranda Kerr isn't the best looking VS model anyways.
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in china they call him orando broom
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You mean North Korea?
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Love her, best VS angel in my opinion!
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That's not Miranda Kerr!!
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