Paris Hilton @ 35th Anniversary Celebration of Hello Kitty
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Amongst the string of Hollywood robberies that included Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton is grateful that the LAPD caught the group responsible and retreived the $2 million in jewelry that was stolen.According to her publicist, Dawn Miller:
‘She went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings,'
‘She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewellery was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help.' Source
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More like Hello Crabs with this one.
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Paris Hilton's crabs have siphilis... true story
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just vomited on my keyboard, thanks Jackson.
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It's not your fault, she's not human
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She's starting to look like Donatella Versace.
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i like everything about her outfit ecxept for her...she just sux from what i can judge....full of bullshit
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Unfortunately the outfit must be burned, now that she's worn it
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Ooooh, cute heels....I wonder if they come in women's sizes?
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She's so fucking ugly, and that nose, dear god.
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The nose is there to distract people from the feet... probably why she never wears panties either
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Why are you bring this troll back? She was gone for a while and it was perfect. Why ruin a good thing?
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If only her name was Caroline, then this song would be perfect! Stupid ass Bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXIkhX-dXWo
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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Chococat is better than Hello Kitty
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Come to think about it, this bitch looks like a golden retriever (or a blond one) Fuck eva!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!
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attack of the outer space STD's argggggggggggg get me a cootie shot!!!
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God damn those feet are huge.
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This is a party that meets her intelligence level.
Look at her hair extensions. You can't even tell her hair is fake. This bitch can really afford the best of everything.
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You do realize she got cut off, right? That's why her extensions look raggedy and those heels look stretched out.
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What was it, a Hello Kitty Drag Show?
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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHORE
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I thought this slut had died already...Hello Kitty? More like Hello Pussy, infected one at that...yuck.
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She did... but was turned into a zombie... the feet tell all
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So is Hello Kitty trying to rebrand itself? I can just imagine the print ad now: "Even whores can be innocent."
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They changing the name to Hello Dirty Pussy
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ha ha awesome comment
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The Hiltons have a history of thanking the police for their hard work.
If you remember momma Hilton sent the police some nice fruit baskets while Paris was in jail. We all know the fruit baskets only included fruit and not wads of cash and hotel gift cards.
I sure hope no more sex tape slipped out, I can't take another.
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she is still around? why?
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I think i caught Herpes, Gonorhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, HIV, Genital Warts and some unknown disease that hasn't been discovered yet
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Well, maybe this will be a lesson for you to wear a condom, get tested regularly and wash your vagina.
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well DUH
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Nice Crypt Keeper feet...
also Big Foot called, he wants his heels back.
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I don't think Bigfoot would want them back. She stretched them out...and they have her taint on them now.
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Hello muthafcukin' Kitty!? Does this skank know she's a grown ass woman?
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ew fucking disgusting, why do you post her?, NO ONE gives two shits about this nasty whore anymore.
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I mean Hello, Kitty is like a cult. Isn't there anyone hotter than Paris who was at this event?
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She'll age badly.
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