Paris Hilton: Bikini Pics From Dubai! Infects The Persian Gulf!!!
Friday, June 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Paris Hilton is in Dubai to promote the Middle East version of her stupid BFF show. This means there won't be drinking or swearing like her previous LA and London versions.
"I wanted to know everything about this place first because I wanted to make sure everything was OK," the hotel heiress was quoted as saying by The National newspaper Thursday. "I just want to respect everyone here."
"I expect to learn a lot here. It's a completely different world," Source
And the sea ran red with blood...
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. She don't look to bad.
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Why doesn't someone kill that thing?
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If only...
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Razer...
harsh words from someone that I'm sure pulls his pud regularly to "that thing"!
Deezz
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Plotting to kill her? Maybe...
"Pulling my plud" to that thing? NEVER!
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I will concede one thing to her. Despite partying a lot, etc. She is always in the same shape. She never gets fat or bloated, etc. Although I do think she's a tad skinny, but rather that than too fat.
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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
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Fuck Yeah!!!
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God damn bitch is determined to infect everything.
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Her body looks really good.
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agree, a little too bony, but she looks pretty hot
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This bitch is like a fucking cockroach!!...after a nuclear war she still be spreading her diseases thru the World...JUST DIE BITCH!!
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Exactly
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I just had a vision of her getting into a body of water, and a bunch of dead fish floating to the top once her diseased cooter hit the water.
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LMAO
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Should have worn a burkha
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Or a Burkini:
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i hate everything about her from her square jaw to her big feet(size 11) ewwww she tries to be all girly and pretty but she has all man features
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And in other news, thousands of fish died in the Persian Gulf. . .
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just curious, does anyone think theyd think differently if she wasnt a skank?
ive said this a few times, i wouldnt go anywhere near her, but when shes got her left eye covered, she doesnt look that bad...
that weird cross eyed lazy eye deal just looks really off and odd
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she doesn't look really bad, she's just nasty down below, not an awful looking broad
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i rather fuck selena gomez
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Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
I bet if we sent Paris after Osama bin Laden, he'd run screaming from whatever hiding place he's holed up in. He'd be like: 'Please. No more. The blond one's coochie is worse than mustard gas. What happened to the Geneva Convention?'
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Ha ha so true, this whore must have STDS that even been invented yet, I wish she would just die.
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not cool, but fucking hilarious nonetheless.
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Bikini Pics are nice, but Nude pics would be better!
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I'd rather inject my penis with Botox than fuck this firecrotch. I believe she is a carrier of a new variant of STD.
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I'll be honest,
If I didn't know she had herpes, I'd hit it, hit it, and hit it again.
I'm not even usually attracted to women like her, but she can do it for me at times.
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fuck this ho
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so sexy, so hot
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why is she green?
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what brand / model shades is she wearing?
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paris hilton OMG DON'T get me started shes a spoilt ugly princess bitch who ALWAYS gets her own way, she dont do anything else for other people she only cares about herself. and she think she is hot and can sing??? purrrleaseeeeeeeee she got off easy for her jail term by making up some pathetic excuse.... GROW SOME TITS PARIS!!!. people who like this girl are seriously retarted.
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PARIS HILTON has the best body ever, she is a GODDESS.
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I hope Paris reads my comments, I think the haters are jeleous. I wonder why. Perhaps because she is perfect.
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Hell no she is ugly.She has no feminine features at all.I honestly think she is transgendered.....and most transgendered people can pull it off......except for her.
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I love her body and there are many times when she looks smoking hot. I'd love to nail her a few times. Of course, I'd wear five condoms and then would bathe in bleach.
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People, this \"woman\" is ugly. I\'m sorry, she piles makeup on and just no.
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HUGE - FEET
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paris hilton is ugly with gross big feet Ive been saying it forever
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Sorry I meant JEALOUS.
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SHE'S A DIRTY FUCKING WHORE SKANK PIECE OF SHIT. SHE MUST DIE ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE WHORES TO KEEP THE PLANET CLEAN
HOW CAN YOU CALL ME JEALOUS?
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she is such an attention whore. Why does she always have to pose?
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Ridicolous, posing, american, simple life idiot!
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Fuck you leave the American comment out ,we don't claim her anymore. Where are you from land of the skanks England.
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All the useless skanks over there you just call TV presenters whatever the fuck that is.
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FUCK why do you hate england so much? Yes we have a lot of skanks, but no more than you. it just seems like more because we're tiny compared to america.
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I don't hate England ,I was just giving it back to Sierra Locklear,having a crack as you people say.My moms peeps are from Liverpool.
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oh ok ill let you off then. If you came to liverpool people would love you here, we have a slight fascination with americans, we're under the impression you're dead glam.
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She's like a praying mantis.
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FYI , its called the Arabian Gulf . through the whole spam of history it was known as the Arabian gulf .
Inc nerd Persian dudes flaming me and they didn't even bother looking that up
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She's just fucking hot; women should kneel
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Where the fuck do you fucking people come from with all this techo bable, Max Rafe get on point here WTF
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It's called comment spam dude. Fuck them and fuck their shitty links. I think we should line them up and get Paris to sit on their smug faces one by one, Geneva Convention be damned.
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Ouch,these are spam cocksuckers eh?
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yeah if you look theyve been writing on mosts posts lately. Shit about moving and asking for directions in Rome. They're mentally ill.
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Say what you want but everyone must admit that she has on hell of a body...dam!!!!!!
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So much HATE for Paris, but its all well deserved. I want her to live a long life, and age very badly...
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Spreading VD in that part of the world usually meaning stoning in a public place!
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I hope she doesn't TAINT the oil supply...
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The stupid ugly narcissistic worthless oxygen thief who needs to die looks good here, and it pisses me off.
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Not bad, but she was HOT in that Carl's Jr. ad cuz she had more meat on her bones.
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Her torso's way too long. What a freeking mutant.
Ppl say she has the worst breath too. That's enough to make me want to kick her out of bed in the morning.
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No
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Oh God, how we gonna get the smell off the fish now!!!???
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Perhaps she could be a write-in candidate for the botched Iranian Elections??? What happened to her breasts by the way? Did Dubai make those illegal as well?
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That's http://www.luetke-daldrup.com so wonderful! I really love this style.
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next!
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