Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Return From Las Vegas!
Friday, March 20th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: MATINGAS/bauergriffinonline.comParis Hilton & Doug Reinhardt celebrated St. Patrick's Day over the weekend in Las Vegas at Lavo in The Palazzo. So that must mean the pool at The Palazzo is now closed due to contamination; similar contamination the Pacific Ocean experienced when Paris & Doug were vacationing in Maui. Oh yeah, and Doug Reinhardt is soooo cool, he don't need a pro baseball career anymore!
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Paris is a fucking cum dumpster, attention whoring, no-talent skank, yet she keeps showing up on sites like this.
I wish everyone could just ignore this bitch so she would just go away already.
Did you guys see the sex tape? I'll give her this. She knows how to suck a dick and knows where to put a mans DNA. BUT. She has to be the worst, most boring fuck on the face of the planet. Period.
I fucking hate this cunty bitch and she gets 3rd place on my ever expanding list. here it is:
ALL TIME CUNTY BITCHES OF ALL TIME CUNTY BITCHES:
1) Jessica Alba
2) Jennifer Cunt Hewitt
3) Paris Hilton
4) Jennifer Lopez
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hes crap, hes too good for her.
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no one is too good for Paris.
she is scum. fucking dirty, trashy scum.
she's a cum dumpster dude. guys use that pussy to deposit their loads - meaning she probably never uses protection - and that's all she is good for. it's like masturbating but with her skanky pussy around your dick. she will just lay there with that bored as fuck face not giving a shit about anything. so you might as well just masturbate. it's not worth it.
she is a fucking cunt rag. a useless cunt rag.
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well. aren't we cheerful 2day?! ;*)
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Shit, those kicks are fucking pimp! I want those!
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how can you go from amanda bynes to paris? what a bum, at least he's wearing some lebron 6 LA's, haha
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Didn't he go out with LC? I guess personality and intelligence in a partner doesn't really rate too high with that dude. I'm sure he's having a jolly good time, though.
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And, Spencer's sister, Heidi's sister, and... Yeah, you're right. Personality and intelligence doesn't apply.
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I'm going to assume the storm rolling in to my beloved Las Vegas valley over the next two days is karmic punishment for our city's continued tolerance of that kind of trash.
Just 'cause we watched nuke tests for fun doesn't mean we're courting the four horsemen of the apocalypse for a lounge act.
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wiseblood, i agree. especially with the #1 cunty bitch, jessica alba(tross)
paris is shit, and she dont know how to suck a cock, she knows how to jerk it and squeal, your gonna make me choke! ew, imagine what that guy contracted? she looks like she has fleas too
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