Paris Hilton Invades Hawaii! Infects The Pacific Ocean!
Thursday, March 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Paris Hilton is currently infecting the island of Maui with current boy toy douchebag (Amanda Bynes' ex-bf) Doug Reinhardt (not shown). According to his bio (on his official website! WTF?!?!), Doug is recovering from a knee injury but is still pursuing his dreams to be a MLB player. Yeah, sure... I shouldn't waste your time about how much of a douche this dude is.
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Really your gonna post 15 pics of this dumb bitch.
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I'm not going to look at 15 pics of Paris Hilton. Will someone let me know which page the nip slip is on?
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The biggest attention whore on the planet. I still can't get over that pink bently.
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Paris and the Geico lizard are twins separated at birth.
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Ewww
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She's actually OK an kind of pretty, the only bad thing about her is her HUGE FEET.
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She doesn't look too bad in those pics... At least she doesn't give in to a boob job. I think those tiny tits are really cute.
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sea hag
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SHUT DOWN THAT BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What, no nips out yet? But you gotta admit she sure makes that blue bikini look daymm hot. Cooties and all.
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She's so irrelevant now. This is the first time I've seen pics of her in what seems like months.
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There had to be someone better looking, with a nicer body, and more relevant to a productive society on the beach than Paris Hilton. Even if they were anonymous.
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Boring!!!...Where's a White Shark when u need one!!
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It will take years for the Pacific Ocean ecosystem to recover.
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She would have a fantastic body if she just had a little more in the chest department. Better than a bad boob job though.
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Nevermind, forgot she has no ass.
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i cant believe im saying this cause usually i dont like paris at all. but she actually looks pretty good here, she looks cute and young. and i want her necklace
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i wood fuk her even though im 17. she has the hottest bodyyyy everrrrrrrrr!!
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when the doctor said "Irrigate that infection with lots of saline" he didn't mean soak your rotten gash in the ocean bitch...
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pass.... its just too easy
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and God looked down and said "Ah shit, how we gonna get the smell off the fish now" !!!!!
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The next day's news will be that a massive fish die off was caused by a bimbo being washed ashore.
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