Paris Hilton Invades Miami Beach! Infects Atlantic Ocean!!!
Monday, March 30th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
First Paris Hilton goes and infects the Pacific Ocean and now the Atlantic Ocean? Whore. Oh yeah, and Doug Reinhardt is sooooo awesome!!!Read more in Bastardly Breaking News!, Doug Reinhardt, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Paris Hilton, Sluts & Whores
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everything on her is pointy and sharp. I feel sorry for him. He should marry her because no other chick is going to touch him after hes been with paris.
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why is she still alive? why??
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YAWN
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If she jumped into Loch Ness, the Loch Ness Monster would jump the fuck out, sprout legs and make a run for it.
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I believe I see vagina in picture #6...and I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Yup, pretty sure thats a vag lip.
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I never realized how much Paris looks like this goofy babe, Malia, who has a show on Chicago's cable access network.
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Why does this chick insist on contaminating the beaches, Why? can't she just stay in her jacuzzi or swimming pool or even in her bathtub and get screwed there instead of in public....
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Reminds me of a scene from "Jaws": "Get out of the water!"
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the self-tanner went a little awry there
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