Paris Hilton @ "Paris Not France" Screening in L.A.
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
You know all you bastards are gonna take 68-minutes out of your lives to watch this documentary! Go Paris!!
Here's the official plot: “PARIS, NOT FRANCE provides an intimate and provocative look at the world’s first new media star - Paris Hilton. Shot in London, New York, Tokyo, Los Angeles and Las Vegas, the film explores the business of being Paris Hilton, and the human being that lies beneath the public persona. Adria Petty’s documentary attempts to explore how the Paris phenomenon came to be, and how it defines this moment in culture. With additional commentary from the Hilton family, friends and media experts ranging from Donald Trump, Camille Paglia, Jeff Vespa of WireImage, Richard Johnson of Page Six and more, the film poses the ultimate questions - What is so fascinating about Paris Hilton? And why are we such a celebrity obsessed culture? “
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Those are some tacky ass drag queen sized shoes on a tacky ass bitch.
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odee busted in that close-up lol and this documentary seems fascinating...so elusive.
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Is this a joke?
Who would want to watch anything about this west eyed whore and her mix up downstairs?
The world is scary.
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and it is getting much scarier, there are now people who want to the NEXT her, so they will be worse
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Shudder
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People need to stop taking pictures of this dumbbell
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Ah common! We already know everything there is to know about this girl.What kind of revelations could come out of this? The documentary is so unnecessary, yet people will still pay money to see it. Sad.
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I feel sorry for anyone who watches this craptactular movie.
/holes in clouds are minutes passing.
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the end is near..
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the dumb bitch needs to do the sequel to her lame sex tape and just fade the fuck away already. she needs mandingo to jam it in her pooper.
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It's probably already happened, the dumb whore just didn't film it.
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You all know how much I hate this useless, vapid, clearly narcissistic, lame whore and in regards to the wasting 68 minutes of our lives to watch this shit, I would rather swallow razor blades and piss them out.
DIE PARIS DIE
why is it we can get rid of most parasites?, but not this one?
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Why is the whore listed under babes?, since when did wonky eyed, creepy old lady hands and a vagina that could swallow the entire world AND the universe classify as a babe?
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