Paris Hilton Plays With Stingray! Did Not Get Stung!!!

Paris Hilton is still on vacation in Bora Bora with Doug Reinhardt and this time she decided to jump in the ocean with the stingrays. There were also sharks and to the dismay of all, she survived the experience.

“Paris looked like a goddess as she jumped into the ocean. She seemed a little apprehensive at first with the sharks and stingrays swimming around the boat. But after some deliberation Paris threw caution to the wind and just went for it and jumped into the sea. She really is fearless.” Source

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2 Bastards Dig This!

The stingray was quoted as saying: "Sting her? I don't want to catch what she's got."

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 2:51pm
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Love the caption...
anyway, why would a stingray stung another stingray.. that's just ridiculous...

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:01pm
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which one is the stingray?

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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7 Bastards Dig This!

asshole stingrays take Steve Irwin but cant get rid of this big-footed bitch

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:17pm
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Go Stevie!

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

you said it Freep!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 1:22pm
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wow swimming with stingrays. :/ how intrepid.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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4 Bastards Dig This!

ok, all I'm going to say is that Steve Irwin was definitely more important and useful than this skank...i think you get what i am trying to say.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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"Paris looked like a goddess" WOW even my ass is laughing at that quote.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:39pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

yeah i know rt... wtf? and heidi montag is a contemporary aphrodite and miley cyrus was crafted by the hands of God himself.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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yeah, and even though 7 hours have passed by, my ass is still laughing

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 10:47pm
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3 Bastards Dig This!

ok one last thing...i gotta give credit where it's due ...she used to wear fur, and after peta showed her a footage, she's stopped wearing it...she genuinely seems to love animals, which makes me hate her less.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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actually there a lot of rumours that her maids found dead pets in her cupboards and stuff. Its under a lot of blind items. I think she's evil.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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this is the blind item:

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2008/01/one-in-closet-blind-vice.html

its pretty disturbing.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 5:52pm
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oh my...if that is true, not only do i retract my statement, i hate her even more and would not get sad if she died.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:18pm
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in addition to wanting her dead.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:20pm
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I know, if it is true its extremely evil. I think she's capable of it. I mean she bought a cat and left it at the vets for months too, because she forgot about it.

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 5:42am
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those sunglasses are hilarious but she is pretty nonetheless.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 3:59pm
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I wouldn't touch her with YOUR stinger!

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 4:05pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

did anyone say that wanted the stingray to steve irwin her ass?...no, oh that's cool then

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 5:04pm
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Pretty sure that Stingray only lived another 15 minutes after being near all her diseases.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 5:20pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Is that a cownosed ray? They're so cute and friendly...

....so they're the opposite of this "goddess"

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:15pm
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In BBC World News: "The stingray population in Bora Bora is expected to rapidly decline to extinction levels. Sadly this was to be expected after rumors of a Paris Hilton spotting were circulating the Bora Bora region."

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:23pm
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One bottom feeder to another.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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really, a stingray killed that crocodile guy and couldn´t take care of this bitch?!

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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stingrays are not too smart are they.....come on little fella just a few pokes into her OK?

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 9:20pm
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paris looks very elegant, and has this swan-like neck.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 10:55pm
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will a stingray sting a barracuda??

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 11:52pm
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haha her boyfriend has bigger tits...seriously

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 12:50am
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I guess that stingray had a bad day!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 2:11am
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That stingray now has a wide variety of STD's now...

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 3:16pm
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