Paris HIlton Takes Camera Whoring To New Depths in Maui!
Thursday, March 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsIf you're hitting up Maui, we'd highly suggest passing up Sea Sport Diving Rentals for your equipment needs. Merely assuming that they burned the gear used by Paris Hilton isn't worth the risk of contract some vicious PHSTD (Paris Hilton Sexual Transmitted Disease). After all, if you're gonna get hit w/ a PHSTD, you might as well earn it by having sex with her.
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I wish she had drowned.
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Three Paris Hilton posts in one day was three posts too many.
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Damn! where are all the Great Whites when you need one?
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My exact thoughts, as I'm sure hundreds of others felt too. They screw with surfers, but pass up on this tainted meat? Smart fish..
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even a rare undiscovered form of sea life replied "Oh no, not this ugly whore again..."
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Awww, I won't be mean this time,and say nasty things about her... I'll even let her scuba dive in my toilet bowl, just to show her what kind of guy I am....
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come on guys, something better than paris hilton NOT drowning must have happened today to post about? no? oh well, maybe tomorrow...
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The poor fish, having to swim in the same water.
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Jacques Cousteau just rolled over in his grave. What happened to the sharks with the "laser" beams attached to there heads? Can I catch a frickin' break here! No more Paris posts!!!
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I also never go scuba diving without my shades!
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