Who Invited Paris Hilton To The Verizon/Blackberry Pre-Grammy Party?
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Well, atleast Paris Hilton didn't get invited to the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party (you know, the one that afterwards Chris Brown beat down Rihanna) since that seems to the be the one with more important/relevant attendees.Anyways, as much of a STD-infested slut and clueless dumbass Paris Hilton is... I was digging her short dress (showing off those chicken legs) from the Grammy Awards. Yes, I'll admit she looked decent... you know, when not "forgetting" to wear a bra.
God I LOVE her LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO silkly smooth and LONG!!!!!!!!!
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I bet she shops for shoes at the same place drag queens do.
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yea i was about to say, what 18 year olds are still gauking over her and making her news. i guess that's more award shows we'll be seeing her at though there is no reason for her to be there
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her legs are ugly, boney and scary looking, not to mention those gross animal-like feet. She looks like a giant bird.
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What do you mean who invited her? Does no one remember one of the top 5 songs OF ALL TIME - stars are blind??
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She's still alive? Bummer.
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Ha, she probably won't be for long; syphilis is a bitch.
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As is Paris.
Her hair is also way too short
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You guys are saying you wouldn't love to pound her???
yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shes not my type
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yeah, she's not a man
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she's halfway there, but i need 100% male!
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I dont know why everybody hates her.. Hot blonde, young, rich, half pornstar.. did I missed anything?
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half man...
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LOL AM!!!
...About to go downhill like Peekaboo Street?
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She's always gonna be relevant, because the minute she gets old, she releases another sex tape. It's only a matter of months before another one is spotted with her and her new BFF.
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somewhere, a barefoot drag queen is crying......because Paris took their shoes.
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