Paris Hilton Walks Back To Hotel For More Hawaiian Sex! Ow!
Thursday, March 12th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWSJust in case you guys missed her bikini pics from earlier today, please be advised that entering the Pacific ocean for the next few days is not recommended for health concerns. Rumor has it that Paris is currently on her period, so yeeeeaaah....
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She should have her own STD by now??
Perpes? A lifelong gift.
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Ha Ha pic 4 caption ice cram...whoops only on thing she's gonna cram when she gets back to the room...his (by now) std ridden cock
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Leave my sister alone!!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
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Like they say, practice makes perfect, and I'm sure she has a lot of practice. And about the Pacific, I'm way to far from it, so I'm safe, but I'll take note of it...
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How can you knowingly stick your cock in her STD-infested pussy? I can see an alien coming to Earth and not being aware of her deal, but this clown should know better. Oh well, good luck to him!
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I've always imagined having sex with her would be like sticking our dick in acid.
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that guy is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, , i'd have sex with him all night long...
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I thought that it was Ryan Reynold...
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