Paris Hilton Wore Her Skanky Dorothy Costume To Jimmy Kimmel
Saturday, October 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I know no one gives a shit about this chick, so we'll keep this short. Usually her interviews are funny, so here's a clip from last night's show:
And, for those of you who sat through the first part, here's the second half...
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Even money Kimmel gave her the "beak" after the show.
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I always thought Kimmel was the worst in late night, until I saw Fallon.
Anyone actually watch the Paris interview? Was it worth the almost 10 minutes?
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Loved this clip. Kimmel: "Did you ever bowl a 600?"
Paris: nodding head..."um yes"
How does this vapid dolt continue to have a career?
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Oh God. Caitie will not like this.
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*snicker*
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*giggle*
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I...can't even be angry. She just looks so stupid. There's over one hundred fundamental flaws in that costume.
At least Rachael Ray did it right.
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yep Moe you're right...deep down we all want a piece...even though I know my dick would shrivel up and fall off I'm not sure I could resist
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kimmel looks different here. i can't quite figure out why
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he lost weight no?
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Isn't she too old for this costume bs? She'll be stuck forever in her teenage fantasy and will look ridiculous as hell
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Please stop doing Paris Hilton posts. She went away for a while. It was nice. Let's keep it that way.
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the only features i somewhat like are her lips and her long torso.. her legs are funky. but dude, that left wonky eye is disconcerting as all hell. and i can't stop fixating on the fact that her fake eyelashes are always applied incorrectly.
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she shouldn't wear that much makeup, ever, even on Halloween...it draws too much attention to the flaws in her face, like the wonky eye.
she needs to stick to a very soft, subtle look.
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HOLY FISH TACO................. BIGFOOT is everywhere, eating out w/pete rose, kickin' with bono, talking to BIGBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doing all that, IN RED HIGH HEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha hah ah ah hahhah ha ha hah....
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You can probably get an infection just by jerkin' it to this chick.
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poor little Toto covered with STD's and Hiltons disease too...run Toto Run!
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I would do her....if she was not diseased up the ass....
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Her eye's wonkier than Jean-Paul Satre's.
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She doesn't look quite as retarded in this interview compared to other.
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ewwwwww that chair must reek of STDS,she is a pathetic, nasty, horrible, vapid, waste of space.
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she's a total hasbeen.
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She's a never was.
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that eye is getting worse
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Does anybody still remember when someone called her a fart in a mitten. I don't know what that means but I'm still getting a kick out of that 1.
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Will someone kill the skank off
I fucking hate this cunt rag
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