Piper Perabo @ 2009 Lucille Lortel Awards
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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This award show was held in New York City.Wow, I just browsed Piper Perabo's Bastardly Category & genuinely felt a little sad looking at the pics. This woman either needs to finally have sex after what appears to be a 5+ year hiatus from any sexual contact with another human being or of course, land a highly networked sugar daddy...
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has she ever smiled?
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I think her face might break if she smiles.
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MAybe she's dead.
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WITH A NAME LIKE THAT - I WOULDN'T SMILE EITHER.
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People who name their children "Piper" should be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered and burned.
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