Princess Eugenie of York Meaty Bikini Pics From Thailand!
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhy does she look like she's in her late-20s when she's actually 19?! I know Princess Eugenie's build isn't ideal Bastardly material, but it'll have to do until we find something juicier.
Anyway, if you guys ever wanted to see the perfect muffin-top, here it is:
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMore about her:
Princess Eugenie of York (Eugenie Victoria Helena; pronounced /ˈjuː.ʒəni/;[2] born 23 March 1990) is the younger daughter of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, and Sarah, Duchess of York. As such she is sixth, and the second female, in the line of succession to the thrones of sixteen independent Commonwealth realm states. [Source]
And also, why is British royalty wearing the American Stars & Stripes as opposed to the Union Jack?!
is she a lesbian?
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I think (or hope) that's her sister.
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I'd salute her.
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for soaking the sheets.
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That is some big old fat American pride.
Jesus Christ.
This place has been pretty dead the last few days but far be it from me to ignore a fatty in a bikini.
YIKES.
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She's built like a woman and looks like she could take a serious pounding in the sack.
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MY EYES! MY EYEEESSSSS!!
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I bet she gives mean head.
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Gotta love the upper classes and their youthful sexual experimentation. I'd watch her sex tape.
As for her shape, have you seen mama and papa? She's lucky to have 10 fingers and 10 toes, never mind a body that looks like it could get nasty all night without a break, which is more than I could to be honest, but as a loyal subject of the crown (right...) I'd give it a shot.
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She is WIDE.
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What a beast.
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a princess aye??? I've hit worse for less. Like Nepoleon, I will Divide and Conquer!
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This chick is loaded...in more ways than one! But what I could definitely bed down with someone like this now, but what about in 20 years when she weighs 285lbs? Not trying to be hating on the big girls, but that is outside of my comfort zone. She'd crush me if she got on top!
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Love the titties not so much the face
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that's an hourglass shape, right there...
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the hip to waste ratio is like innnsaane
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there some really hot picts of her or someone who looks alot like her. go to google and search "british princess spread eagle hairy muff urination" and click on third link.
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Common, people. I'm sure your mothers are much fatter.
Would you call your own mothers fat??
Have some compassion.
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She isnt quite at the "Man The Harpoons" stage yet, shes not that bad. Could stand to lose a few lbs but otherwise, I'd hit.
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she has a shape, but shes on the chunky side. and yeah she does look older than 19.
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She's in better shape than Kim Kardashian.
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She's very ugly but her body's not that bad, I've seen worse.
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You are all (85% of you) filthy, filthy perverts.
Oh yeah, and....YEEEESSSS-HUH!!!!!
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that's a nasty fuckin body right there. FUCK!
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I wouldn't hit that even if drunk. God damn, that's a big fucking wide dumpy body.
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tits are OK the rest of that shit should be permanently covered up.
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I think she is very shapely... Y'all have been brainwashed by celebs today. She doesn't look bad! She has a very nice complexion, beautiful skin. Be nicer.
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Fatty threesome anyone?
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she has the wierdest body ive ever seen! the curves are nice, but then shes fat! she looks like she needs to drop 30 pounds, but her arms and calves are already gangly compared to the rest of her, so that wouldnt work! ahh!
haha i love how that one dude is just sipping a beer in the ocean though
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Everyone, 30 pounds is TOO MUCH. My 5 year old daughter weighs in at just over 30 pounds, so you are basically saying that someone who is thick needs to shed a small child in order to look "normal". There is nothing wrong with being healthy by any means, but skinny, per industry definition, is NOT healthy. Women are meant to have curves, that's why we are the ones who give birth, we need those hips! Real men love curves, remember that.
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I'll second that emotion!!!
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me to, me to
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"Women are meant to have curves, that's why we are the ones who give birth, we need those hips!"
Extra fat on a woman's hips won't make it any easier to give birth. It's all about the hip bone not the hip fat.
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Looks like she's got her "freshman fifteen" and then some, but on a girl that young there's nothing wrong with some extra junk. I'd tear it up...
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A 19 year old with a bit of extra weight is very sexy and totally fuckin' kinky and fun.
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aww shit, id hit it who are we kidding.... and you can throw in the skinny boy while im at it
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIITT!!!!!!!!THAT BITCH IS F A T!!!!
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I bet she gave her cousin's some memories when they were young! I'm betting there is a sex tape in her future!
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Looks like a young Monica Lewinski. (Where's Bubba... )
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She's a really big girl, but look at her mom and her struggles with her weight. Honestly, she's unhealthy. If she doesn't get a handle on her weight, she's going to keep ballooning and ballooning and wind up with heart issues. Honestly, she's large enough to have those problems as it is. But still, it's not her job to be pretty. She's not in the entertainment industry.
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Nice shape, she should just lose a little bit of the weight. Either way looks better than being too skinny.
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This girl is definately overweight. She at least should tone up, which I hope she is doing by swimming or whatever the hell she's doing there.
In the 1st pic she reminds me of an ugly Neve Campbell :/
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*definitely*
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Nice curves, nothing wrong with her body, id hit it for sure.
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Whale in the water. A cow on land.
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curves are nice but she looks just weird. Just a really wide and big girl. I do love her big juicy tits. Her ass looks misshaped just like her body. Sorry, Rebecca Romjin and Marisa Miller are hot. This girl lost the gene lottery.
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Girl has hips for days. I love that look personally. I bet she can rock the hell out of a cocktail dress.
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cute doggy!
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She's a fucking princess, who would pass that up?
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Her body is fine. As for her face.. its not her fault she's inbred!!
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I'd kill myself if I had that body and constantly had to figure out how to dress that wide lower body. my honest opinion. I have a tall hourglass figure and am very thankful for it. you know 36C/24/36 not 38DD/26/53 with fat spilling everywhere.
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damn.
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She has a bloody gorgeous body...you people seriously need to look at other celebs like nicole richie if you think no meat is good then you lot dont belong in this world....This picture shows how gorgeous and sexy her body really is!
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bloody gorgeous? my first thought was shock and then yuck.
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nicole richie is a rail and not representative of hollywood hot. Thank God I don't have to choose between Nicole Richie and Princess Eugenie or I would retire my pecker for life.
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She needs to lay off the scones.
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how tall is she? She looks really stumpy like Hayden P but with boobs (her saving grace).
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Holy fuck. She's only 18. She looks 37.
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um. haha okay? well i think her sister is cute if I must pick one of these *ahem*, ogres. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00478/beatriceBM_280_478179a...., princess beatrice haha and here she is wearing a funny hat: http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/20/202478/21_2008/PrincessBEa.jpg, and this picture is just fucking lmao hilarious: http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/BeatDM3004_468x709.jpg
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Wow that third one mad my day. What a mess. She actually looks like my sister in that one. Thanks for those.
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Wow they're really not a good looking family at all!
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Princess Eugenie looks beautiful. Criticism be ignored her body has nice curves.
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id give her one :)
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dear princess,
please don`t behave like this in public area.you are a princess.god bless you.
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She looks like she knows how to have a good time
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