Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress): Bikini Pics!


Rachel Uchitel is supposedly another of the chicks that are claiming to be sleeping with Tiger Woods. Rachel has gone to deny it though the rumor is supposed to have stemmed the argument between Tiger and his wife which led to his accident. Overall, the whole Tiger Woods stuff is all messed up.

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Another plastic looking whore. Tiger money could do better than this.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:10pm
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Tiger is not the suavest motherfucker in the world. He takes what is offered to him.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:32pm
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plus all we know is he's really good at golf but could be the world's biggest jerk for all we know so maybe they're good for each other

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:37pm
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'Tiger is not the suavest motherfucker in the world. He takes what is offered to him'

yeah but with his money/media profile you'd think he have lots to choose from. and this is his choice. and why do the choices usually look like her when a guy with media profile picks...

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:53pm
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Yeah, a billion dollars, greatest golfer in human history, International superstar...you are a dreamer if you think he is desperate to get chicks and "takes what is offered to him".

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 9:03am
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Zactly wha I meant. Zactly.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:47pm
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tiger woods is really some past champion dude.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 3:40am
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is that guy touching her boob in pic 1? cause that's just wrong

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:12pm
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Yes, I guess, and yes, I agree, lucky bastard.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 3:41am
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yeah she's fake looking but besides the bolt-ons i must say her body is quite nice. her friend's ass looks really juicy lol tiger totally deserved to get beat though lmao the thought of him running away from his wife who was swinging his own golf club at him is too hilarious.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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haha i know. i was laughing whhen i read that, too...good for her

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 8:04pm
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You prefer he stuck around and pulled a Chris Brown? That's the smartest thing he did since she confronted him.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:19pm
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Next time I clog my toilet I'm just going to call her up and have her use those fat ass lips to suck the shit out

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:26pm
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Tigers wife is way more beautiful than this broad.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:27pm
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She'd be more attractive if she wasn't so tanned.

I concede the nice body, but she's still a skank. Her kind is a dime a dozen.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:27pm
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She's got a large clit. They say golfers appreciate large clits...

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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Yup, I read that in Golfer's Digest. It must be true.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:48pm
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Her friend is much better looking.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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body wise, YES

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:15pm
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In what universe?

Her friend is flat-chested and has those ugly spots all over her body. Other than some bad collagen, this chick has a bangin' body.

I'd hit it like Riddick Bowe

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:17am
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and the camel toe - WTF

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:46pm
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its a great camel toe

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 3:05am
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the only thing i can think of is that Uchitel does every freaky thing Tiger wants but Elin won't do

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 6:58pm
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Holy shit, you could spot her camel toe from space.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:13pm
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Tiger is an idiot fucker. These women he was having "transgressions" with, look like "transvestites." WTF.

His wife is certainly 10x hotter than these fugly whores.

He can afford to hire local, beautiful women in Australia and he had to fly this fugly, so he could tee his wood into a hole?!

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:30pm
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DUDE!!! is that fucking Stephen Dorf!!?????

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:35pm
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Upon further examination it appears that it is indeed Stephen Dorf. Nice fucking catch.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:38pm
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I think that is Stephen Dorf. I couldn't remember the name but I knew he was an actor.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:39pm
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Stephen Dorf is nailin tiger's sloppy seconds. hmmm, always thought he was cool as an actor. not mad at him for this, she does have a nice body.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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Pretty sure these pics are old. It's more like Tiger was getting the sloppy seconds.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:17pm
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she has a nice body

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:42pm
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Doesn't Woods have enough by putting his ball's into 18 holes a day? ..lol. But I really can't blame the guy, I mean a chick comes to you shows her pussy like this one is doing..what can I guy do..? but try to play it off and maybe think he can get away with it..a mistake most married men do...but really he could have done better, this whore has an ugly ass..and by the size of her cunt, you know she's been around...well my opionion that's all

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:48pm
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Grim.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 7:56pm
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looks like she's willing to play tittie tag with anyone

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 8:02pm
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what is with her ass? i didn't know you could see bones in an ass until now

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 8:02pm
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The ass is terrible. The tits are fake, and her face is barely worthy of plastering.

And Stephen Dorf dating Tiger's sloppy seconds (or thirds) is just sad.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 8:48pm
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I love people that keeping saying the same shit that Tiger's wife is hotter.
For all you know once she got married she turned into a bitch.
Maybe she never wants to have sex and so on and so on.
Anyone that would even make that comment has obviously never had a girlfriend or a wife.
The way people fucking talk you would think Elin lies around all day dressed in lingerie waiting to jump on Tiger and ravish him constantly and shower him with roses and kisses.
Quit looking through rose colored glasses all the damn time.
You all act like she is some damn prize or something.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 8:48pm
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well, well, well, it is anus, trying to give a piece of his nonexistent mind again.

"You all act like she is some damn prize or something."

She could be the poorest, ugliest woman in the fucking world but as soon as that man put a ring on her finger, he told her that she was a prize for him and that he had to be faithful.

I hope every guy who is trying to justify tiger ugly wood's cheating on his wife do get cheated on. I hope your women sneak into your bed every night while you have absolutely no idea that she just got home from fucking the other guy. Oh yeah.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:16pm
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Eat a dick you ugly ass loser.
You are just mad because no one wants you ugly ass.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 8:56am
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Tiger Woods is a man. plain and simple. he's wise to the ways of a saline filled bag that is filled with too many CC's of solution, making the dumb whore that bolted them in look like a fucking idiot.

idiot or not, he wants to fuck. he wants to get pussy.

no man is beyond this temptation. i don't care how hot his wife is. HE was tired of hittin' that shit all the time. guys get tired. guys get bored.

word to the wise ladies: keep it real and keep it fun and DON'T GET SO FUCKING PISSED WHEN WE GO OUT LOOKING FOR STRANGE.

we're men. we can't do anything about that.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:05pm
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what a fucked up way to justify his cheating on his wife...then he should have never married!

"DON'T GET SO FUCKING PISSED WHEN WE GO OUT LOOKING FOR STRANGE."

I wonder if you're gonna be so understanding if your woman cheat on you, too because i am sure you're gonna be able to keep it fun and real for many years...or because you are doing all this talk because you can't ever get a chick so it's easy to have such double standards.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:11pm
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damn, i messed up my post...let me re-write that:

what a fucked up way to justify his cheating on his wife...then he should have never married!

"DON'T GET SO FUCKING PISSED WHEN WE GO OUT LOOKING FOR STRANGE."

I wonder if you're gonna be so understanding when your woman cheats on you, because i am sure you're gonna be able to keep it fun and real for many years...or you are doing all this talk because you can't ever get a chick so it's easy to have such double standards.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:18pm
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are you really gonna come on this site and try to be the voice of reality and reason?

drop it.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:36am
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I just dont get cheaters who go for chicks uglier than their wives.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:05pm
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A wise man once said, "Pussy ain't got no face."

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:26pm
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Basically. Ain't like he's marrying any of these chicks.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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it has to be some super magical fucking multi dimensional squeezing pussy to get over the rest of her looks, IMO.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:54pm
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Yeah, cuz I'm still trying to make sense of her ass or whatever that is in its place.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:25pm
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It's not about looks, it's about having sex with women who will do things in bed that their wives refuse to do. Also, he has children with his wife, so he probably sees her more of the mother of his children than his sexy wife that he once had.

I'm not defending what Tiger did, but I understand.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:34pm
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Exactly. Thats why my perfect wife is gonna be a lady in public but a freak in the bedroom.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:45pm
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Good luck with that fantasy.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:03am
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Ok bubba, that I can buy.

but J-sin has the crux of it, if you "need" a freak in bed, then merry one.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:55pm
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no bubba, i don't think it's about that. i think it's about tiger has opportunities and it's surely easy for him to find a female that's interested.and it's not like he likley has to put any effort into veering them toward sex. so he took a few on the side.

his wife could be the most amazing sexually ever.but if someone wants some on the side and doesn't have to put any effort into getting.they will. and often their choice will have plenty of this site.saying 'he could have done betterthan that...'

what was the joke ??? a guy need three things. p***y,p***y,and strange p***y.

well that applies to pretty much all the celeb guys that make it to morkackson/bastardly land. ;)

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:34pm
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Yes, maybe Tiger wanted effortless sex. Rachel looks like she is the polar opposite of Tiger's wife, so maybe he just wanted something completely different than what he had at home. Men cheat for different reasons.

Men need three things - food, beer, and pussy. haha

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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And the remote.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:17pm
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....and football.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:19pm
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its actually
Money, Some kind of Drug or Alcohol and Pussy
lol
money buys food and shit:P

Sunday, December 6th, 2009 @ 2:52pm
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I do, men want variety and don't really care about the face when they pick a girl they can fuck on the side. Actually, after years of a marriage and sleeping with the same woman ANY girl will do ;)

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:22pm
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of course there are exceptions, I believe there are men who don't cheat and respect their wifes even if they're not exactly happy with their sex life.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:30pm
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*wives*

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:48pm
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hotter than his wife

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:07pm
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If you want to fuck about, get a divorce. Don't shame your wife in front of the whole world by shagging random transvestwhores. What an idiot, i hope she takes him for all he's worth. If my husband did this, he'd be minus his favourite appendage right now.

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...ahhh bobbitting alina will go, a bobbitting she will go......?????

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:57pm
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I believe Tiger wanted the best of both worlds - a wife with children and girlfriends on the side. Unfortunately, you can't have both.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:58pm
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+1

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'I believe Tiger wanted the best of both worlds - a wife with children and girlfriends on the side. Unfortunately, you can't have both.'

unless you're a musician... ;)

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:58pm
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I'll take your word for it, AM, cuz I remember what you did to your ex over a meal complaint. LOL!

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 10:22pm
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ohh details please.....

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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I'll let her tell you, but it's all in public.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:20pm
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haha!!

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she looks like she's dirty but in a bad way gross

no comparisons between the wife and her but she looks like an ageing desperate slut

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 9:43pm
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Tiger needs to go hide in the Woods for a while

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love the wordplay. :)

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:31am
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She and Audrina Patridge have the same boobs...same doctor?

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:34pm
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She's Hotter than T.Woods wife but thats not saying much. At least he didn't pull a Jude Law and cheat with a less attractive woman.

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:40pm
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..and lets not forget Hugh Grants mistake.......

Friday, December 4th, 2009 @ 11:53pm
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and let's not forget gadizillions of people especially 'the guys' were labelling grant as gay before he got busted. ha ha.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:34am
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but if he cheated with the nanny he wouldn't have had to leave the house... ; )

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:32am
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Ha...I was reading all this comments, pretty funny if you think about it...you know us Mexicans have an old saying that goes.."Ojos que no ven, Corazon que no siente". which translates to "What eyes that don't see, The Heart won't feel".. Unfortunately, that only works if your wife is blind, or if she's doing same damn thing too...I don't condone infidelity...but the temptation is all around us..and for men it's very easy to fall into..of course in the celeb world, it's so common that one expects it..so for me what Woods did is no big thing...hell politicians do it, movie stars do it, atheletes also do it..so what's the big deal? hell they got the money for divorce fee's and child support...and but some of us don't, that's the only differance...

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 12:15am
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Tiger better give his wife the "Kobe Bryant Special" after this.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 12:35am
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Judging by reports of the new post-nup, it sounds like Tiger is doing 10 times more than Kobe did.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:54am
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Say what you want, but I'd be staring at her if I were at that beach if I knew she was with tiger or not. Nice body, great tan, looks fine to me. Haters.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:29am
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We don't know what's true and what's false. That said, if Tiger cheated on his wife with one woman, then I will give him the benefit of the doubt. Let me preface this by saying that I've never cheated on anyone nor do I intend to one day. Yet, relationships are complicated as hell and marriage is even more difficult. Sometimes, things just get so messed up that you turn to someone else for comfort. So if he cheated with one woman, then I can see where he may be coming from. However, if he cheated with several women, then that's another story. He's just a dog. It's about him and satisfying his ego and women are disposable, including his wife. If it's the latter, then Elin, leave him. There's too much humiliation there and you need to preserve whatever is left of your dignity.

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Tiger only married her because he had to pick one woman to have his kids with.
It is just business.
Lots of doctors, lawyers businessmen do it.
Christ in Indian and Arab societies it is the norm.
You think a man really gives a fuck about a woman that he was arranged to marry that he has known for 5 minutes or vice versa?
Elin is not humiliated.
She stands to make almost $100 million for lying on her back, shopping all day and living the life of the rich and famous.
Multiple mansions, private jet, private yacht, nannies etc etc.
Yeah, tough life.
And you don't even have to put up with your husband more 5 days of the week because he is gone working.
Boo hoo hoo.

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"Tiger only married her because he had to pick one woman to have his kids with."

You say that Tiger has his pick of girls because he's a billion dollar golfer, but then you assume that he "had" to marry her, as if he was forced to by some unknown patriarchy? I don't think so. He is Tiger Woods; he married the person he WANTED to, he chose her, as in he actively chose to love and respect her, and he chose to have two children with her. This is not India nor the Middle East, and he is not bound by religion nor does society care if he's a bachelor at 50. Look at George Clooney.

"Lots of doctors, lawyers businessmen do it. Christ in Indian and Arab societies it is the norm. You think a man really gives a fuck about a woman that he was arranged to marry that he has known for 5 minutes or vice versa?"

Your argument exemplifies my point - thank you. Elin is humiliated exactly because Tiger doesn't give "a fuck" about any woman and her feelings, Elin included. You obviously speak from a man's point of view, a misogynistic and outdated one I might add, so you have no idea what a woman perceives to be humiliating and degrading. Money provides comfort, but it does not nullify pain nor humiliation. Just ask Vanessa Bryant. That gigantic diamond doesn't signify his love for her, it signifies his infidelity and perhaps his inability to respect the word "no". In other words, it's the "he cheated and that's what he gave her to stay around" diamond.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 9:58am
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Let me explain it to you so that it is clearer.
Men, especially professional men have a persona to put forward that helps them in life and in business.
It is not considered cool to have kids with women all over the place so you pick a woman to marry you that will have your kids, be the one you take to parties, events, dinners etc.
That is their purpose.
So your boss can walk up to you and go "Bob, how are the wife and kids?"

Elin strategically set herself up as a nanny for rich and wealthy men so that she could snag one and she did.

You and I have no idea if Elin is humiliated, we are not her.
She stands to get bucket loads of money in a divorce not to mention the massive amounts of child support she will get from the 2 kids of hers that are worth a semi truck worth of solid gold bars each.

Vanessa Bryant is the perfect example. If she was so damn humiliated she would have divorced Kobe.

I deal with and live around a lot of physicians and most of the ex wives of doctors almost always tell me that they wish they had stayed with their husbands because when they get divorced they stop becoming the wife of Dr. so and so and fade into nothingness. No more ass kissing, no more invitations to the country club and dinners with the other doctors and their wives.

Vanessa Bryant is still Mrs. Kobe Bryant and has all the wealth and power associated with him and Tiger's wife is still Mr. Tiger Woods and shares all the wealth and power associated with it.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:24am
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true

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 12:35pm
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You make several good points. That said, without going into psychoanalytic babble, I can assure you that Elin felt humiliated, hurt, and betrayed. Why? She attacked Tiger with a golf club in a fit of rage. The simplest explanation is the explanation.

Almost all women feel humiliated and hurt when their husbands' cheat just as almost all men feel humiliated and hurt when their wives' cheat. The only difference between the two is the motivation behind the feeling of humiliation. A woman doesn't want to know that her husband made another woman feel special/loved/beautiful while a man doesn't want to know that another man f*cked his wife and even worse, if that man was a better lover. You say that these women who were married to doctors regret divorcing their husbands. How many of these women were doctors themselves? How many were successful in their own right? Vanessa Bryant married Kobe almost right after high school. She has no college degree, nor anything fruitful of her own so it's safe to assume that she has no other identity besides being Mrs. Kobe Bryant. Would Eva Longoria stay if her husband cheated? Probably not. Eva is successful in her own right and has her own fame and identity. She does not need her husband and that is the difference. So we can see that humiliation does not necessarily result in action, that is, the will to leave. What does create action is a clear sense of self-esteem and dignity. Money and fame may produce ass kissing, invitations to country clubs, and dinners - things some women need to feel a sense of superiority and self-grandeur - but money does not and will not ever fully resolve the past.

You're right: Elin and Tiger have a symbiotic relationship to some degree. However, I will bank on the notion that they both lied to themselves upon entering the marriage. She: he is unlike all other rich, male athletes. He: I will not cheat. Someone hit it on the nail when they said that Tiger wanted both worlds. He probably really did want to be the "hero" to his wife and children, but he overestimated himself and lost control.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 10:06pm
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Well said, man.

Sunday, December 6th, 2009 @ 11:44pm
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Well said, man.

Sunday, December 6th, 2009 @ 11:44pm
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Exactly, man.

Tell it to 'em straight.

These women have every opportunity to go for the "nice guy" that sells insurance or something and says they love them every morning and not cheat or beat em, but it's intrinsic in women to go for the man with the most status, just as it's intrinsic in men to "spread our seed".

The reason Hillary Clinton, and Spitzer's wife, and Kobe's wife, and now Tiger's wife stay is because they aren't going to do any better.

They may find a man that TREATS them better, but that's not how they're programmed. They're programmed to want the man that gives them the best STATUS and being the richest, most famous athlete in the world's wife is the best that nanny was ever going to do. She'd have to get Barack Obama or somebody to leave his wife and marry her so she could be first lady to actually top Tiger.

Society judges men on how successful we ARE. Society judges women on how successful they MARRY.

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 10:08pm
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Professional starfucker....

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 1:26pm
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2nd pic on page 2 has created a new term:
TIGERTOE.

Tigertoe is when panties or a bathing suit gets noticeably caught in the pussy in which Tiger Woods is fucking that is not his wife's.

TIGERTOE.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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on page 3.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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Hahahaha that is great : )

Sunday, December 6th, 2009 @ 3:57pm
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This is funny, but this cameltoe/tigertoe is foul to me, maybe because it's on this nasty skank.

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 12:20am
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Tiger is a normal healthy guy. He should've not got married so young.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 9:36pm
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He had to.

Just like Michael Jordan, he had to present the "family values" picture, so they could sell all of those products.

It's the same reason that virtually every president has been married with children. It's about the "image".

Getting married in his late '20s was what Tiger was SUPPOSED to do. He was rumored to be "dating" Tyra Banks and a ton of other models, actresses, etc., but he could not dethrone Jordan as the icon of our era by being a guy out fuckin' everything walking, at least not in public.

He had to get married and have kids to sell station wagons essentially

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
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He had to.

Just like Michael Jordan, he had to present the "family values" picture, so they could sell all of those products.

It's the same reason that virtually every president has been married with children. It's about the "image".

Getting married in his late '20s was what Tiger was SUPPOSED to do. He was rumored to be "dating" Tyra Banks and a ton of other models, actresses, etc., but he could not dethrone Jordan as the icon of our era by being a guy out fuckin' everything walking, at least not in public.

He had to get married and have kids to sell station wagons essentially

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 10:12pm
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Wiseblood TIGERTOE is fucking hilarious good one.

Saturday, December 5th, 2009 @ 11:13pm
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She is fugly and nasty, come on Tiger if you are going to fuck around and with sluts then really you can do so much better than this trash.

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 12:19am
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is him stephen dorf?

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 12:31pm
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C'mon Tiger we all know you are supposed to cheat up not down playa. Not that I'm a cheater but c'mon man.

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 7:21pm
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I don't know why a lot of people are shocked by all of these sluts coming out saying they have had Tiger, he's an international sport-star with a ton of money, I am sure pussy is thrown at him wherever he goes.

Monday, December 7th, 2009 @ 8:47pm
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Tiger Woods is a douche bag.

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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I think she is sexy. Why the fuck did he ever get married?

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 @ 1:01pm
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NICE..... only thing is, She looks like she doesn't wash/take care of her hair!!!!!!!!!!! Just DULL.

Saturday, December 12th, 2009 @ 10:55pm
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She looks like a blatant whore, but I'd use and abuse that slab of meat.

Monday, December 28th, 2009 @ 7:32pm
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jamie grubbs is way better

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 @ 10:23pm
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