Recession Hits Tila Tequila! Caught Flashing & Selling "Quick Feels!"
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Is anyone actually surprised at these developments?
These were snapped last night outside ONE Sunset lounge in Hollywood.
























she's got nice little dainty feet...and that's it.
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Why would she do this?
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She looks good from the neck down.
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Wow. I normally NEVER open Tila Tequila posts, but this one.... She actually looks....pretty here.
See ya later. Gotta date with some Kleenex and lotion.
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How is this any different from what she's always been doing?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AND LIVE LIKE A GROWN UP PERSON??
YOU ARE LIKE A CHILD TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A GROWN UP MAN...AND YOU HANG AROUND WITH YOUR KIND HERE, (MOSTLY LOSERS, NO OFFENSE) SO I KINDA SEE WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE...WHY IS THE "GREAT" GOLIANO NOT ON SITES THAT ARE MAYBE A BIT LESS TRASHY??? THIS SITE IS GARBAGE, NO OFFENSE...THE POSTERS, I MEAN. THEY ARE DISGUSTING PERVERTS LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, "DUKE OF RED" AND ALSO "UGLY MODEL1" WHO CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'D LIKE TO GRATIFY THEMSELVES...AS IF WE WANNA KNOW...IT'S DISGUSTING. YOU POOR SOULS. LIFE'S HARD, AIN'T IT?! GOLIANO, YOU ARE NO MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SLEAZE BALLS @ THIS SITE. FACE IT, OLD MAN RIVER. YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE 10 YEARS FROM NOW,
TALKING ABOUT TILA TEQULA AND HOW'S SHE'S ALWAYS DOING THE SAME THING.
TRUTH HURTS, HUH?!!!
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WTF WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE??? LMAO AS ALWAYS YOU FIND SOME LAME ASS PICTURE INSTEAD OF DEFENDING YOUR LAME ASS. A BOX WITH AN X IN IT.
YOU SURE SHOWED ME!!!!
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haha OUCH!!!!
BURN GOLIANO, THAT B-STARD NAILED IT! ! !
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YOU'RE A JOKE, DUMBLA. ANYONE CAN CLEARLY SEE THROUGH YOUR WORDS TO THE SAD LONELY NEGLECTED AND IGNORED POOR EXAMPLE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU ARE. DON'T CONFUSE YOURSELF INTO THINKING ANY DIFFERENT. YOU'RE A COLD EMPTY VESSEL NOT SUITABLE FOR BEEF STEW LET ALONE A SOUL. HOW OFTEN HAS THE SALT OF YOUR TEARS SEASONED THAT DAY'S PORRIDGE? HOW MANY TIMES HAS THE DOG TRIED TO BURY YOU INSTEAD OF HIS BONE. EVEN CANINES HAVE PRIORITIES, YOU KNOW. I'VE SEEN POTATOES WITH MORE PROMISING FUTURES. GIVE UP THIS FARCE OF A BADASS. YOU'RE WORMY, MEANING SPINELESS, THE PICTURE YOU DELETED FROM YOUR PROFILE YESTERDAY PROVES THAT. DID ANYONE SAVE IT? IF SO, POST IT HERE FOR REFERENCE PURPOSES. I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH IMAGINING ANYONE SAVING THAT BILGE. WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD DRIVE SPACE FOR THAT WOULD BE A TRAVESTY RESULTING IN VIRUS' OF THE THIRD KIND. YUCK
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STFU, DON'T COMPARE MY WRITING TO THAT IGNORANT TWAT.
I AM ME, AND NO ONE ELSE.
AND YOU; GET A LIFE!!!!!
YOU ARE ALWAYS FOLLOWING ME AROUND, YOU LOSER!!!
ANYWAYS, NO DUMBLA HERE.
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UNLESS IT'S REALLY YOU GOLIANO?! YOU ARE DEFENDING YOURSELF THIS WAY, LMAO!!! ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW PATHETIC AND LAME YOU ARE. YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH.
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There's another of those classic d55isms.
a) Ask a rhetorical question,
b) Assume your conclusion is right, then
c) Run with it like a bat outta hell.
Your alter ego "rOach" did that, here, to a lesser extent. But I'm not tellin' you anything you didn't already know. LOL
BTW, I take back what I said about you having multiple personalities, cuz it's obvious you only have one. One that you unselfishly spread amongst an infinite number of Uncertified Bastards, that is. What's your cut in ad revenue?
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Yes, actually I happened to save it. She's the most dirty, whorish thing I've ever seen in my life. Go buy yourself an ass, d55. You look ridiculous. LMAO
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HAHAHAHAHAHA anybody can look like they have a bit of an ass when they stand like THAT...PS talk about a tranny face...
you sure that ain't a man?!
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ewwww she has those big and scaaaaary eyes...
THE CRAZY EYES!!!!!!
yuck, she looks soooo annoying as well!!!
Go figure.
her face shape is like a boy's + no ass&tits & all that
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Let me owe you: In that pic, I was pushing a friend out of the pic and into the room. I was not sticking my ass out because guess what? I already have an ass so, where is your pic? Haha, ugly, fat, jealous bitches, man.
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GOLIANO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW??? ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND ANOTHER PICTURE TO TRY AND "INSULT" OR ARE YOU CRYING YOUR TEARS IN A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.
I PERSONALLY HOPE THE LATTER, LOL
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HAD YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS IN MIND. CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY LAMER AND UNORIGINAL? I THINK NOT.
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YOU JUST STFU...IF YOU AREN'T GOLIANO HIMSELF, I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE GAY...YOU ARE CONSTANTLY DEFENDING THAT NEEDLE-DICK FAGGOT...MY GOD, YOU HAVE ISSUES. YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!
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PS - WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOURSELF EXTERMINATED OR SOMETHING??
NO ONE LIKES YOUR SORRY ASS RAMBLINGS...YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTING OR AMUSING...AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS REFLECTING YOUR OWN DISTURBING EXPERIENCES ON OTHERS.
IF THAT'S THE CASE, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BRING MYSELF INTO FEELING SORRY FOR YOU. BUT IT'S VERY CLEAR THAT YOU FEEL VERRRY BADLY. GET A LIFE. GET OUT. I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SOME LOSER LIVING IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS/HER? PARENTS AND THINKS HE'S SOME SHIT BY POSTING ANONIMOUSLY HERE....YOU ARE MIND BOGGINGLY BORING AND YOU JUST BABBLE...YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE...YOUR WRITING STYLE IS EVER SO LAME...MY GOD. WHAT DO YOU EVEN LOOK LIKE?!! I FEAR TO THINK OF IT. CONSIDER WHAT I WROTE, LITTLE MAN. HOPE I COULD BRING YOURSELF INTO LOVING YOU SOME MORE SO YOU WON'T DISGUST EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET CUZ OF YOUR MUNDANE, RIDICILOUS WRITINGS. TA-TA!
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My bad. I need to stick around to make sure these things work.
d55, you should bottle your entertainment value and throw it off a cliff. You can now continue talking to yourself. LMAO!
Back to the hilarity...
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ANOTHER PICTURE TO "PROVE" SOMETHING, AM I RIGHT, GOLIANO???
YOU ARE THE STALKER...IT WAS YOU WRITING THAT IN DISGUISE LAST NIGHT...THEN YOU COME BACK AS IF YOU DID NOTHING...YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
YOU AIN'T THAT SMART, PAL.
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No. It's not to prove anything, but rather to label you. Like they do when branding cows. In order to let other ranchers know who PWNED them, in case they wander off. LOL
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TRUTH IS; THAT I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
YOU ARE JUST SOME LUNATIC ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO "HURT" PPL..
YOUR SO CALLED "VICTIMS" COULD NOT CARE LESS, BELIEVE ME.
THEY KNOW HOW BADLY YOU FEEL ON THE INSIDE, SO THEY JUST FEEL COMPLETE AND UTTER PITY TOWARDS YOU...AND WHY SHOULDN'T
THEY?! YOU'RE CLEARLY A TROUBLED SOUL. YOU WANT PPL TO FEEL AS BADLY AS YOU DO. GO AHEAD, DENY IT. KEEP TELLING YOURSELF YOU'RE A NORMAL GUY. WELL, YOU AIN'T. THE SOONER YOU FACE THAT, THE BETTER.
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As Ari Gold would say, "Hug it out, bitches."
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Amateur.
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I would tear that ass up!!!
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I wonder if she has a value menu.
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Well Pipty Dolla is way to much for std's..no thanks.
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A bit plastic...
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i hate, i mean hate to defend her but she was dressed like that for a breast cancer charity event, all that said, u guys all know u would hit it
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I would.................... bag and tag it!!!!!!!!
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yuck std mania in her
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What a rocking body she has.
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Those fake tits look like blisters.
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Typical porn star body.
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I take back what I said, earlier. She doesn't look pretty here.
She's beautiful. I think I'm in love. I know, I know.. She's a slut from the word "go". But... I'd love to take her, and make an honest woman out of her.
If Rhonda doesn't hurry up and get over here, I'm gonna have to start the tug-of-war without her.
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it's impossible to make an honest woman out of her she's way too tainted. i wouldn't get near that thing, I might catch something. I commend her on the body, but the boobs are ridiculous
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i suggest her body is nice, but those tits looks damn fake!!!
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I'm happy she's annoying. This means I don't think she's that hot and not worth my time. Yeah, more time for me and not looking at Tila.
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I would hit it so hard!!!!
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LOOKS GREAT because you can't see the ugly fuckin' tattoos. I think she probably looked hot as fuck BEFORE the huge fake cans,but I'd suffer through them big puppies anyway.
Isn't she suckin' cock for Vivid yet? Oh, I'm sorry, JUST lesbo stuff at first........THEN the historic cock in the mouth/anus/vag.
FUCK Osama bin laden
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