Renee Zellweger Lookin' Butta Sexy @ "The September Issue" Premiere
Friday, August 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The premiere was held a couple nights back at the MOMA in NYC.Renee Zellweger needs to slow down with the crazy workout sessions b/c she's walking path to ultimately having a body like Madonnas. Granted, she'll be healthy beyond imagination for her age (she just hit 40 a few months back), but there's a line between looking straight up sexy and looking too muscular where it becomes unattractive.
With all the extra time on her hands, Renee should try standing in front of a mirror for a few hours and practice the art of making normal faces & casual smiles. From the looks of these pics & other sets in the past, it's obvious that whenever she's on the red carpet, she's always caught off guard by the cameras and as a result ends up looking extremely creepy.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Afternoon Legs: Kherington Payne @ "Whip It" L.A. Premiere
- Jenna Dewan & Her Legs @ "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Premiere
- Fashion Rating: Amber Heard @ "The Joneses" Screening in Toronto
- Beautiful Rachel McAdams @ "The Time Traveler's Wife" Premiere
- Blake Lively & Her Legs @ "Where The Wild Things Are" Premiere
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Renee may be crazy, but she has really sexy calves, a nice ass, and cute feet. Pic 2.3....wow!
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it's like she is always sucking on a warhead. lol those were my favorite sour candy.
have them sponsor moejackson.com http://www.warheads.com/
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Her sour candy pucker annoys me!
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mmmm... No!!!
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she is looking good here for a woman who can't open her eyes
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She still has great legs and a pretty nice ass.
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There is nothing sexy about this bag of bones. That look like she is constantly sucking on a lemon is annoying as hell. Someone buy her a cheeseburger or two.
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wow great legs!
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Er.... maybe not.
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I seriously hope that Bradley Cooper has more sense in him than to be tapping that.
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She's going to look exactly like Jennifer Coolidge in a few years
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She's developed muscles in her legs that are meant to be used and not seen. I wonder if the people at Bodyworlds have contacted her.
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she looks SO drunk and ready for some rough anal.
i'll volunteer. what else am i gonna do with my day?
probably polish my knob a few times and take a nap. i hate august.
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That dress... Wow.
It's disgusting.
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Ugliest woman in Hollywood. WOOF!
Nice legs. Horrid face/hair/personality.
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LOL! Totally agree!
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WOW!
Perfect legs, muscle tone and skin.
What face?
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its her face - that her problem
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she's way to thin but otherwise i like..
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totally agree with plulu
i have been saying that forever
i seriously cant name an uglier actress
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seriously cannot understand why bradley cooper passed on jen aniston for this anorexic old hag
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