Rihanna's Randomly Selected Additional Security Screening
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinRihanna was recently selected for some Lane 1 special attention screening at LAX. Any guesses to how she was "randomly selected"? Anyways, Rihanna also got part of a Grammy nomination for her work on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" in the Best Rap/Sung Collaboration.
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- Rihanna & Chris Brown Leaving The Clive Davis Party (Before Alleged Assault)
- Rihanna Dating Matt Kemp of the Los Angeles Dodgers
- Breaking! Rihanna's Outfit Inspired By Disney's Aladdin!!!
- Rihanna Walks Down Stairs While Holding Cheetos & Smart Phone In Same Hand!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Rihanna Owns a Canon PowerShot Camera!
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i wish they strip searched this dumb ass, threw her in the fucking clink for being a dumb ass, and then made her stand around and get laughed at for being a dumb ass by some real criminals that have REAL problems they are going through and not the phony nonsense Rhianna is throwing on all of us.
cunt rag bitch.
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Looking like an intimidating ghetto pig here. No surprise they selected her.
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Fuck off, sPam!.
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you're very correct...looks like a bangers hide my dope here thing...urk
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+2 Senile Goliano may bow down before you now.
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Life's a bitch!
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random? these perverts are taking mad pictures
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Yeah, like they didn't pick her for "additional screening" because her boobies are hanging out.
Note to self: Become an airport security officer.
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go away!
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Bra Rihanna, bra.
You are out in public in front of a ton of people.
Come on.
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This is why you remove ALL piercings before going to the airport security screening line.....
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Kinda like her accent but that's about it.
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I'd recommend a cavity search. OW!
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I love her eyes and skin and style. At least she looks different!
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And BTW, I like her new song, and hate myself for it.
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Why do you hate yourself for it? It's a good song, deffo a grower!!
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Because I hate Rihanna. I hate that she wears (or at least models) fur, that she tries to be faux ghetto and gets ghetto tattoos, that she always opts for retarded hair, and that she pimps her alleged victimhood. I want to hate her music too, dammit!
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Fair enough!
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She is about to smell her pits.
"SUPERSTAR!"
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what's on her head
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I think somebody wanted to insert some blue-gloved digits in Rihanna's honey holes.
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the princess of strangeland arrives...I've never seen a person dye a mop, cut most off, and then actually attempt to glue it to their fugly head...good Lord she actually keeps getting worse with time...super bland ugly
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This shows you how Fucked Up this Supposed "Security Screening" is. She is not going to be blowing up a Plane anytime soon. We need to remember who Blows up planes, not Black Girls... not Black Guys either, or Little old White Ladies. Our Terrorists come from a very specific breed.
(All this aside - LOVE the Side Boob shots with her Arms Spread on Page 2, maybe all this bullshit is worth it to get shots like that)
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What were Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols? Ted Kaczynski? José Padilla? How about Jeff Fort and The El Rukn's? Terrorism has no one face or gender.
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You flyin' WAYYYYY over this dudes head.
Didn't you know?
It's not terrorism when White folks fuck shit up.
The Columbine killers were "misguided" youth.
Oh yeah and Eric Rudolph, who blew up the Olympics. . . um . . he was "mentally unstable".
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LOL...bitch looks mad tight!
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I am a fan of hers right now but that is some stink eye she is giving off! (But really who can blame her... lame ass security!)
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I actually think she looks better here than she does when she's dressed like some kind of '80s, wannabe futuristic, extra from an old Debarge video.
She kinda looks like my homie's sister, that I used to bang out.
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Her hair is terrible.
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I hope they didn't cavity search her.
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Wonder if they made her check the bags she is hiding under her folded arms.
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