Salma Hayek Wins Award For Best Golden Globes! Ow!
Monday, January 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
First off, excuse the delay in getting updates on the site. Believe it or not, but my Internet (courtesy of Bastards @ TimeWarner) has been down since Friday afternoon. I'm having to work out of a cafe today, so it'll be interesting to see when they kick me out...
Anyway, on to the Golden Globes---Salma Hayek's globes, to be exact! For the first time in a long time (probably because my Internet was down), I watched the entire Golden Globes! NBC's red carpet coverage sucked ass w/ interviewers who didn't know much & appeared wholly emotionless through the process. I love Brooke Burke, but the woman needs to stick to dancing & running around in her bikini. It's best for her career.
Ok, back to Salma Hayek's globes...As you bastards know, Salma broke up with billionaire sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault after she gave birth to their daughter Valentina back in September, '07. Now that she's collecting fat child support checks, Salma showed up to the Globes all alone yesterday wearing a juicy dress that succeeded in doing one & only thing: Showed off her huge rack to roughly two billion people around the globe (assuming most Indians & Chinese were tuned in).
So, any guesses as to the lucky producer/director/actor who took Salma home last night?
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i have some copetition in the boobs department!!!
chanelleReply to this Comment
I think we need some BLOTD pics to verify claim.
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sure you do you vapid insecure fat tart! i'm sure Salma is giving you a run for your money in the boobs department. NOT. these bastards would rather see Salma than you. However, you're giving motherfuckin Shrek a run for his money in the looks department!
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Tight.
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I was more in awe of Blake Lively's Golden Globes. Man can that woman make a bad dress look DYN-O-MITE!
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Why can't she just "leak" a homemade sextape? I wanna see what kind of freak she is in bed and whoever is tittyfucking her is a LUCKY MAN!!
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Best boobs in the business. Beautiful, classy woman.
RhondaReply to this Comment
It would take 10 firemen, the jaws of life, and 4 hours to pull me off of her.
Bastard_DragonReply to this Comment
there is no end to her boobilicious-ness
HoneyReply to this Comment
chanelle for the win ! :)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
SHE is the hottest milf EVER
skilliganReply to this Comment
SHE is the hottest milf EVER
skilliganReply to this Comment
I would agree with that and I would take it one step further and say, in her prime, she was the hottest woman ever.
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her body is super feminine, her waist is super tiny!!
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This looks nice but that red dress she wore on 30 Rock really showed off those beauties!
jjmReply to this Comment
Racktacular!
Callipygian JonesReply to this Comment
Globular bosomy goodness!
GolianoReply to this Comment
I´d still suck all the milk out of dem titties.
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