Samantha Droke Pimps The Hottest Short Shorts of 2009
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this year at Coachella (back in April), but considering how it's summertime, I'm sure you guys won't mind the delay. As a side note, believe it or not, but Samantha has her own clothing line called "Live in Love." So, are these shorts part of the line or what?!
Anyway, the last time we saw Samantha on the site was back in October when she was at the "Tinker Bell" DVD premiere.
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Put a shirt & shoes on and go get a job, hippie.
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"Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -Eric Cartman
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She is very attractive. I'd hit it.
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those aren't the hottest shorts BUT she's a hot girl
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Nice!
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Okay, she's really fucking cute, I'd probably hit it. But who is she?
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OF COURSE U WOULD HIT IT.....IS THERE ANYTHING U WOULDNT....
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SHE JUST LOOKS STUPID 2 ME, ESPECIALLY PIC.5
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Trying. Too. Hard.
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scratch my last.... googled her, Ya, I'd defile the fuck out of her. Gently of course.
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Body is okay, but her face looks dorky...she's got her on line of clothes? I'd rather see her rear line...
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not hot but cute with a good bod.. why bother with the shorts..
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I'd push her intestines in for her
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Not evenually hot, but cute, her body looks good.
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I'm long time hottest "short shorts" fan.
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*for the way :)
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she should not smile. otherwise, she looks fine.
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i meant the all 32 smile shes sportin on pg.4.
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She's sportin' a look that just screams "Rape Me". And she has a very expansive forehead. Maybe she could advertise her clothing line on it.
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Meh.
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face is too cutesy girl-next-door for me... i feel very ambivalent about it. amazing skin though! so jealous. and she has a cute body.
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Wow!! she just screams 'Woodstock Generation' with that look. sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Very cute, but only because she has youth on her side. She will not age well unfortunately. As soon as that fresh, youthful look fades she'll look like a fat-faced, bitter type with thick forearms and a glare that frightens her husband.
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