Samia Smith Rocks a Polka Dotted Bikini in Barbados!!
Saturday, April 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Wow, shocking! Samia Smith's British and she doesn't look like a prositute with double Ds. Good for her!
Anyway, here's more info since we haven't posted her in the past:
Samia Maxine Smith (née Ghadie) (born 13 July 1982 in Eccles, Greater Manchester) is an English actress of French and Lebanese descent.
Samia was placed 52nd in the 2003 FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World, and voted sexiest female by the readers of Inside Soap magazine in 2005. In the same year she impersonated Holly Valance in a celebrity version of Stars In Their Eyes- Which she won'.[2] She also appeared alongside her Coronation Street castmates in a celebrity version of the TV show Family Fortunes in December 2006.
She married Matthew Smith, a property developer, in Chester[4] on 10 September 2005 after a seven month engagement, They currently reside on the outskirts of Congleton in Cheshire. [Source]
And she married a property developer, so that means she might actually be smart!

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Very nice body but the face is kind of butta.
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yeah, she's British
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british babes are not bad, brands hatch rocks!
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Really nothing impressively good on her, actually she's not too bad from the waist on down, although she seems like she has a flat ass. So I would rate her pretty average, and nothing else.
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wat does butta mean again???
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Buttaface means when everything looks good except her face. Like when you see a really hot girl from afar and when you take a closer look, you notice her face is not that great (like if her nose is too big or her face just isn't attractive), you can say she's butta.
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That ass was made for pounding. Hard.
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totally
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YES!
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Butta as she's hot butta face.
I agree with Mundo, from the waist down she gives my nether regions feel all tingly.
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you can't even tell if she is Butta or not since she is wearing those stupid big sunglasses. i will reserve judgement until i see:
a) face
b) tits
c) ass
d) vag
e) all of the above
....and yes i am too lazy to google right now so f off.
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WTF? She's not overweight. Therefore she gets some bullshit label of being hot? WTF is this shit? Remember the days when a woman had to actually be attractive? Nowadays you get the "sexy" label just for weighing less than a 4,000lb boar. Fucking bullshit.
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Like how she wears those shoes in the water
what up with Gstar
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I would really enjoy blowing a load in her belly button.
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She's also pregnant in these pics
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She has a cute face....
There is no denying that her body is hot! Too bad we can't hear her accent.
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hey you guys how much do you think she weighs?
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chiara,
I read that she's 5'1", so I'd guess between 100 and 110 pounds. She has some flesh on her, but she's really tiny.
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all i no is that i jacked to her allll day? any1 jack to jessica biel???
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nice bod plus ass too
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She is now currently...knocked up.Pregnant.
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PREGNANT? Damn.Might as well get this last chance to see her sexy body...Her breasts will swell up though.
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She's cute, but nothing to go crazy about. Fortunately for her, I enjoy simple things in life. C'mon, babe!
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